>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim
My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.
I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.
Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!
>>8460007
>My friends I tell you
Every time
Sage
>>8460007
"Good mood food" is the Arby's slogan
Meh 5/10 shillpost
>They don't let black people touch your food
My mistake, 3/10 shitpost
>>8460018
I would give it at least a 6 out of 10
>>8460007
For me it's a shitpost. Only at OP.
>>8460007
Mmmmm that's one tasty shitpost