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As we're approaching the critical amount of photo posters, I present to you chicken fillet with caramelized violedt onion and carrot. Juicy and crusty!
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>>8450304
Amazing!
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>>8450304

LOOKS GOOD BUT YOU GOTTA ADD A STARCH IN THERE LIKE POTATO
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>>8450359
Why would you have EVERY fucking thing EVERY meal? Better to eat meat at dinner and then potato at supper, for example.
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so much samefaggotry

looks like a dry pile of puke, op
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>caramelized
that's burnt

it looks like you threw it in a fireplace for five minutes and then pulled it out

you don't know how to cook

get off the food and cooking board immediately
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>>8450963
the whole setup of this thread was bait
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Here is what I made for dinner tonight.
Roasted sweet potato "noodles", sautéed spinach, and grilled chicken skewers. It was fucking delicious, I'll probably make it again next week, too.
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>>8450304
Carrot looks a little burnt around the edges, but I'd eat it. I love meat and veg.
>>8451099
Looks delicious, but the chicken looks almost too uniform, for some reason that bothers me. Never tried those vegetable noodles that are trendy now, but that looks good, I may have to try it.
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>>8450304
not saying you burnt the shit out of that, but you burnt the shit out of that
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>>8450668
Nice paint edits bruh. Also thanks for announcing your samefaggotry.
>>8450699
Shut the fuck up retarded underaged bitch. The only person who doesn't know how to cook here is you and that's probably because you raped yourself with too many dicks to be able to think clearly. OP's food is always top drawer.
>>8451247
The only thing I burnt the shit out of is your mom and she's recovering from anal canal burns. Got stitches too.

>>8451099
Frozen greens are shit and it shows. Minus points for pretentious lime. Overall decent, but you gotta step it up man.

Anyway. Double omelet burger with Ukrainian bacon slice and garlic. Original and fulfilling!
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>>8452112
Astounding! Simply astounding. Marvelous meal bro.
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>>8452170
Haha I agree. Is that your girlfriend? She's amazing.
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>>8452200
Nope, that's my sister. I still fuck her, of course.
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>>8452112
You must have a penis the size of a 9 year old to post that much bullshit. Take note of of pic and GTFO.
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>>8452303
It must be comfy back in 2004. Now go suck some fresh dick.
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>>8452112
Your food is disgusting. You should feel ashamed of yourself.
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>>8452307
It IS comfy back in 2004 (is that supposed to be some kind of insult?), and stop obsessing about dicks.
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>>8452308
HAHAHA the only disgusting thing in this thread is your loser virgin breath. Try stopping eating your unwashed mother's cunt before criticising others. This is literally the most appetizing picture I've seen in 2017 on ck - maybe anywhere. Stupid retarded cuck.
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>>8452315
KEEEEEK nice presaved macro britbongian faglord. Don't stretch your ass too hard - you know what they say.
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>>8452112
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot
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>>8452365
HAHAHAhahahahahhahah what a funny piece of shit cocksucking dickeather. First of all you're clearly jealous piece of underfucked kid because there's no photo obviously suggesting you're full of fucking shit.

Then your grammar sucks big old dicks and saggy balls. Maybe if not for your alcohol addiction you would actually see his incredible meal for what it is - a piece of culinary masterpiece.

And CANNED? It's not fucking canned you moron. Get a clue you fucking mongoloidal tetraped.
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>>8452319
>>8452316

Go to bed, you're drunk. And stupid. And bad at baiting.
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>>8452467
xDDD. Meta-baits are so transparent. Next time post a food photo to go with your shitpost.
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I like the shitty photography in this thread because that's really what most people who cook a lot eat in their day to day, not their super staged shit.
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>>8452645
Exactly.
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So sick of this
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>>8452675
> vitamin bullshit
Dr. Kek.jpg
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>>8454294
Literally faggot.
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>>8450304
>>8450304
Chicken is undoubted dry. You can't spell vidalia, and those appear to be burnt red onions. May pick at the carrots and mush things around to look like I ate somethings Shit meal would not eat/10 and would openly ridicule you in front of your mom and/or old lady by saying out loud what they're thinking.
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>>8454461
What the fuck do you even mean dry? Are you retarded?
It's not vidalia it's violet fucking onions moronic shitfiend.

You're a dumb fagmaster bitch who can only eat ass and shit does comes from it. I wouldn't let you eat my carrot if my life depended on it, cause you're a piss drinking scum.

Not to mention it's not even my pic, since I'm not OP.
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[Real] oatmeal with home-made caramel. Healthy and sweet!

Too bad amerifags don't eat actual grains any more, just processed sugary shit from carton boxes.
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>>8454500
>What the fuck do you even mean dry?

I'm sure he means overcooked and no longer juicy inside. How he can claim that without seeing the interior of a piece is beyond me though.

>It's not vidalia it's violet fucking onions moronic shitfiend.

OK, so he was half right. OP still fucked up the spelling. It was just a different word.
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>>8454557
How fucking retarded do you need to be to not understand what "violedt" is a misspelling of?
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>>8454595

Who knows? I've never heard of a "violet" onion before and I've been cooking seriously for over 10 years. I've always heard those called "red" onions even though "violet" is closer to their actual color. OTOH vidalia is a very well known cultivar of sweet onion. I knew what a vidalia onion was before I ever started cooking.

I'm sure other people have had the opposite experience though.
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Rate my breakfast.
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>>8454621
Did you just pan-fry an entire cheese, beef smokies, cook two eggs so poorly that some bits are overcooked and the others are runny, and top them with half a slice of raw bread? Accompanied with a nice hot cup of nothing?
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>>8454621
Is that cheese or some 50 yo zucchini? Eggs look like used bed sheets in a brothel. That red sticks thing looks like cow ass meat. Ultra pleb tier bread.


Overall: poor faggot trying to look fancy. Nice try, faggot.
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>>8454637
He was rushing it so much with his shaky faggy hands that he forgot to even brew the fucking tea - the bottom of the cup is clean and dry as his boi pucci on a bad day.
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>>8454552
Amazing. I wish I could eat that right about now. Do you have a gf or?..
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Looks good. No nonsense, I approve.
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>>8454552
McDonald's serves breakfast all day friendo
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>>8454711
Thanks! Too many shit-lovers used to eating shit apparently haha.
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>>8454717
>mcdonalds
>grains
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Also enjoy getting cancer, I'll certainly enjoy knowing unhealthy fags suffer.
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>>8454500
>>8454595
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>>8454722
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>>8454637
>>8454644
The red stuff is fresh Hungarian kolbász made by my grandfather(something like polish kielbasa but 100 times better), the cheese is grilled camembert and sorry for the shit looking eggs but I never manage to make them right. Also there is coffee in the cup, only here we drink real coffe, not some 2 litres of water/ coffee bean stuff.
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>>8450371
But dinner and supper are the same thing.
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Because there is no question thread, so I will ask here.

I just made mayonnaise (first time, I'm surprised it actually looks like mayo), but it's kind of sour-ish/salt-ish as I added about half teaspoon of salt and some citric acid(didn't want to cut a whole lemon for that) for one whole egg, besides that it's kind of bland. I added a bit of black pepper as well.

Question: what should I add to make it have gentler and richer taste?
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>>8455181
dry mustard, maybe garlic
the types of oil and acid you use have a pretty big effect too, vinegar instead of lemon juice, etc
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i made fried chicken with a pickle juice brine
im normally not a very good cook but this stuff turned out great
my first time deep frying at home too, its pretty nerve wracking lol
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>>8455217
I added some (deli?) mustard (half teaspoon) before, but I forgot to mention it, maybe it's not enough? I like the garlic idea and I have garlic smasher, so I may will try it out.
The only vinegar I have is alcoholic one, 10%.

I'm open for more ideas.
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>>8455263
there are a ton of different ways you can flavor mayo man

try putting in some chopped dill, or some horse radish, or mix with sriracha, some sun dried tomatoes

possibilities are really endless, thats kind of the point of the condiment
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>>8455287
True, but I just look for a way to make it taste more like normal mayo, for now it's just a bit too sour.

Thanks for ideas, anyway.
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Chicken Rogan Josh with baby potatoes and
peas..
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>>8455226
Looks vert good, but who the hell eats fried chicken with a side of rice?
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>>8452170
Das you in a wig bro
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Basic sausage gravy. This was my second time making it. Yesterday I made a fancier one with mushroom/onion/chives because my friend wanted to add to it, meh. I just feel like its better when it tastes simple.
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>>8455538
Heres the one with too much added. Also hurr durr lets throw in random sausages we bought. Chicken and spinach and beef and cheese. Jesus christ.
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>>8452303
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>>8455598
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