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How much cream cheese is too much cream cheese?

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How much cream cheese is too much cream cheese?
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>>8425553
That much.
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>>8425553
That, exactly.
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>>8425553
Why not just put some breadcrumbs in a box of cream cheese at that point?
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>>8425570
I like the way you think, I'll use seasoned Italian crumbs.
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>>8425553
No such thing.
Bagels are just a cream cheese conveyance system.
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Former Tim Hortons supervisor here, I'll answer this one. We used an ice cream scoop to dole out cream cheese; i suppose a single serving is roughly 1 oz. I, however, put varying amounts of cream cheese on every bagel, ranging from "a thin spread" to OP's pic, depending on what kind of mood I was in and how annoying the customer was. This variety turned every trip to the drive-through into an adventure for the customer.

To answer your question - I have no idea.
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>>8425596
ok thanks
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>>8425596
A 1oz scoop is a melon baller.
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>>8425609
You are correct. My bad
I guess one melon baller's worth of infinite sadness is the correct amount
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>>8425553
Its called a "Schmear" and yes its Jewish as fuck, so pretty fucking stingy.

The use and spelling schmear or shmear in American English is a direct loanword from Yiddish, where its original usage referred to cheese. In modern usage it has extended to anything that can be spread, such as cream cheese spread upon a bagel.
As a slang term, the word shmir in Yiddish also refers to a slap on the face, primarily when disciplining young children.

It can also refer to bribery, as a "little extra" spread on top.

Trust me, you wont ever get "too much".
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>>8425553
Any amount is too much.
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>>8425553
Oh god that bagel looks good, I've eaten cream cheese straight from the container so imma have to say theres no such thing as to much cream cheese
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Why is a mod deleting all the informative posts here? Seriously this place has gone to shit.
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>>8425823
Quality of posts. This board is for fast food and alcoholism whining only.
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>>8425827
But it was a post about bagels, and quantity/quality of the topping as supplied by the establishment.
How the fuck is that not relevant to this thread?
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>>8425814
How much do you weigh?
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>>8425836
I didn't see any references to chain restaurants I'm familiar with. Perhaps you'd be happier on /r/food/
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>>8425839
This site is pure advertising now. Got it! Now that you've told me twice, I get it.
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>>8425553

in nyc the jews really do this
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>>8425553

When it becomes crime cheese
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>>8425553
This is precisely why every other country on earth unironically laughs at us. Moderation is key, so that you can actually taste the flavor of a well made bagel, and not just the fat particles in the cream cheese. Same with overtopped pizza dough, pasta, salads - the list is endless.

>why are 'murricans fatfucks who don't know quality food - the thread.
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>>8425982
It's the Midwesterners that give us all a bad name.
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>>8425994
>midwesterners

That, and the southern white trash, although for them a bagel and cream cheese would be pretentious enough to get you shot.
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>>8425982
None of us care about foreigners.
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>>8426057
>t. Fatty Bumpkin McFat.
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