Caloric Absorption

Water
yes, Reds
technically

Beer/wine sometimes vodka or whiskey.
Yes camel lights
Not by a long shot

>>8418930
>caloric absorption
More information needed.
What's your MO?

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>>8419000
Mind elaborating on your dining habits?

>>8419012
Do you drink more calories than you eat?

>>8418930
soft: water hard: vodka
Yes
Yes

>>8419021
Spiking in insulin leading to excess fat storage. Cigarettes slow gastric emptying/alcohol absorption and, therefore, insulin spike?

Water/Coffee
No
Morbidly

>>8419040
Your /hard/ drink of choice?

how are you even supposed to be an alcoholic and not be overweight

like vodka is basically 2 calories a gram

If you drink a fifth of vodka that's basically 1500cals - more if you mix it

do alcoholics just eat nothing?

Water
No
BMI calculator says I'm overweight kek

Water always, alcohol occasionally
Nah, 10 years ago sure.
Overweight if based on BMI, shredded sub 10% bf sick cunt otherwise.
We should just drop the whole BMI shit.

Whisky
Yes
No

Water
Rarely
Morbidly

>>8419055
I'm not the person to explain it, but alcohol calories work differently. I was told that your body burns them first and foremost, but I think that there is more to it than that.
I am on a calorie cutting diet, and I lose weight while getting hammered on "clear" alcoholic beverages. Off and on for 3 years. It's weird; the calories of the clear alcohol don't seem to matter.
Drug and alcohol councelor told me that, yes, a person can actually survive on alcohol alone... just not for very long.

>>8419192
TL:DR
sugar alcohols differ from other sugars in the way they work/metabolize.

>>8418930
Rum or Vodka mixed w/ diet soda
No
No im pretty jacked and strong

>>8418930
Water or coke
Yes, one to two packs a week
No

>>8418930
>vodka, straight on the rocks
>yes, socially
>yes, but not vastly

>>8419022
I binge beer and cheese burgers. My heart hurts writing this.

Vodka or cheap wine
No
No

>>8418930
>What is your drink of choice?
Red Wine/Fortified Wine/Brandy/Rum
>Do you smoke cigarettes?
I smoked a cigar once, but aside from that /tobaccofree/.
>Are you overweight?
A bit.

>>8418930
>black coffee
>never
>underweight

>What is your drink of choice?

Black coffee is my poison.

I'm not the Bacchus type, it's just not my thing. Not a sand negro either.

>Do you smoke cigarettes?

Nah, not into tobacco either.

>Are you overweight?

No, but I used to be.

>>8418930
None
No
A little

Used to be rum and diet pepsi, before I quit.
Used to smoke a pack a day (Camel lights) before I quit (same day I quit drinking)
Yes. I'm 295lbs.

>>8418930
diet coke
nope
yes, very

>>8418930
Coffee when not drinking. Wine or spirits when drinking. I am not a beer drinker.

No, I smoke a pipe. I'm not trying to be autistic - my grandfather smoked a pipe when he used to take me fishing and I do it to remember these times. And probably tobacco addiction.

BMI is 31. I'm 197cm tall, though.

Straight whiskey
Like 1-2 times per month
Slightly but I'm almost 6'3 so it hides well

>>8418930

Tell us what you're looking for, you mong.

>>8419192

A person doesn't even need food or water or oxygen or a heart to survive... just not for very long.

>>8419192
>"clear" alcoholic beverages
There is no difference in the way your body metabolizes a shot of vodka and a shot of whiskey.

>>8419371
>diet coke
>overweight

Every fucking time.

I don't know a single skinny person who drinks diet drinks.

>>8418930
Lots of water
Used to smoke and was 6'2 140lbs. Quit smoking now i'm 190.
I was underweight now i'm normal.

>>8419525
kek

7 or 8% hard ciders
no, just weed 4 me
on the heavier side of a healthy bmi, want to lose at least 15 more pounds

>>8419525

It's a confirmation bias, why would you subject yourself to the horrors of fake sugar taste unless you were trying to lose weight

>>8418930
>Beer or wine. Sometimes homemade booze from a farm my dad knows
>Yes lucky strikes and rollies
>No. 60 kg for 176 cm

>>8419309
R u me

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>>8419598
>It's a confirmation bias
There's no doubt that my personal anecdotal experience is confirmation bias. I'm aware of that.

However, it's worth noting that there are many studies that show strong correlational evidence between diet drinks and obesity.

http://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapediatrics/article-abstract/2521471

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jgs.13376/abstract;jsessionid=DA63AF57394F4A357C6987407EA25E8A.f03t04

http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/vaop/ncurrent/pdf/nature13793.pdf

Again, I know it's correlational, so there's certainly an interesting thing going on here.

I don't think that diet drinks inherently cause obesity in any significant way, but I do think that the type of person who would drink a diet soda has other habits and tendencies that cause obesity.

>>8419192
You have no fucking clue what you are talking about.

Black tea
No
No

king cobra
newport 100s
no

>in b4 nigger

Yes, I drink probably about 12-16 servings of alcohol every 7 days

Not really since I know how unhealthy it is. Sometimes I'll bum a cig from an employee

I'm 210 @ 5'9 but lift

Water. Vodka when I drank.
Yes, 20 to 40/day.
No, never been even when I drank 75cl of vodka daily.

>>8419523
I think he meant without coke/juices.

I prefer vodka with water and lime.
Don't smoke
6' 2", about 280 lbs

>>8419951
>Yes, 20 to 40/day.
what the fuck.
do you shit ash?

Any straight liquor on ice.
No.
No.

>>8418930
Its practically 2017, who the fuck still smokes?

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>>8419598
>fake sugar taste
>implying HFCS is real

>>8419525
>I don't know a single skinny person who drinks diet drinks.
Why would they?
I'm fat and I drink diet coke because I would only be fatter if I drank sugary drinks.

>>8419047
Cheap whiskey

>>8418930
Coffee and vodka
Used to
Thin as a rail

Whisky
socially yes a lot. none when not drinking
idk im 185 lbs, 5'11. pretty strong. play rugby. you tell me

>>8418930
Tea or diet soda
No
Underweight

Cheap beer
No
Yes, by about 5kg

Beer
Yes
No

>>8418930
Mountain Dew, not memeing
Yes
No but I used to be