i just ate like 10000 calories of shit, if i had enough money

Drink some Metamucil so you don't get messy sticky shits.

>>8417731
>i just ate like 10000 calories of shit

That's one hell of a coprophilia party.

>>8417731
literally or metaphorically?

would ck send me money to see me eat myself to death?

>>8417742
Lets see a timestamped picture of ya first.

>>8417731
So, you're an average white/black trash southerner? Enjoy paying 4 times the price for your factory farmed meat when Drumpf sends back the illegals that do the work in the slaughterhouses no 'murrican will do for even close to that wage.

>>8417805
Send me enough for a pizza and you can see much more

>>8417842
I'm not American

>>8417842
>lets erode the country's identity
>all so that meat is cheaper
Cuckold and Burger logic, everyone.

>>8417847
Nope ill send ya a pizza when you post a timestamped pic with tits. If your a dude tough shit

>>8417731
>pic
Typical Bong breakfast

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>>8417857
>US
>identity
>"cuck"

>>8417857
>cuckold

Look mom! I just used a word that has no meaning in that context!

Good ahn ya, Cletus. Dat dar 'puter damn shore makin' yah more smarter!

>>8417857
>US country identity
>defined solely by immigration
>rekt by immigration

Suggest immediate courses in early middle school history and logic, Einstein.

>>8417893
>Typical Bong breakfast

Being eaten by a typical murrifat couple.

>>8417981
Hey you don't know, he might be a pure blood Cherokee

>>8417731
why would you eat feces?

>>8418005
Homeboy turned out to be a major league fecal freak.

>>8417742
Only if you're a qtgirl