>bro orders pizza
>literally just puts pizza on plate and doesnt even degrease it first
>Bro buys almonds
>brings them home
>literally just puts almonds in a bowl and doesn't even activate them first
I use a fork and a knife to remove the crust, cut the pizza into squares, then cut the crust into squares and put one square of crust on every square of pizza. Next, I mix the dripping pizza grease with some mayo for a sauce. Finally, I use a fork to roll each slice up over itself, dip in the mayo mixture, and each each one with precisely one bite.
Mayo is also super good on sushi btw
>US-Americans adapt pizza to their tastes
>use greasy cheese
>use greasy tomato sauce
>use greasy as fuck peperoni sausage
>are unhappy with the final result and find it to greasy
>live in europe for a couple of years
>sandwich shops, cafes, pizzarias are going out of business
>locals would rather eat at dominos, mcdonald's, subway, starbucks
>all those american chains are more expensive and use shittier ingredients but the yuros continue to eat it up nonetheless
It's actually economic hell right now but my point still stands:
I also think I read somewhere that these chains also do not fare that well in general in the Mediterranean area.
Just eat the fucking pizza you humongous faggot
If you want to be healthy don't order pizza in the first place. I hate people like you so much.