>bro orders pizza >it arrives >literally just puts pizza

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>>8417655
>he degreases his pizza

>>8417658
>doesnt degrease pizza

the 4 half-size paper towels are the most efficient

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>Bro buys almonds
>brings them home
>literally just puts almonds in a bowl and doesn't even activate them first

>>8417655
I use a fork and a knife to remove the crust, cut the pizza into squares, then cut the crust into squares and put one square of crust on every square of pizza. Next, I mix the dripping pizza grease with some mayo for a sauce. Finally, I use a fork to roll each slice up over itself, dip in the mayo mixture, and each each one with precisely one bite.

Mayo is also super good on sushi btw

>>8417655
>(((degreasing))) pizza
>eating it off a plate

>>8417655
>bro orders pizza
>doesn't even get a side of hot dogs

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>>8417655
>US-Americans adapt pizza to their tastes
>use greasy cheese
>use greasy tomato sauce
>use greasy as fuck peperoni sausage
>are unhappy with the final result and find it to greasy

>>8417735

>live in europe for a couple of years
>sandwich shops, cafes, pizzarias are going out of business
>locals would rather eat at dominos, mcdonald's, subway, starbucks
>all those american chains are more expensive and use shittier ingredients but the yuros continue to eat it up nonetheless

>>8417769
Why do Europeans love America so much?

>>8417769
Not where I live, McDonald's and Starbucks are being hit hard by the local competition.

>>8417831
Where is this paradise?

>>8417831
i can attest to that, being from eastern europe

the most iconic mcdonald's of my town, the first fast food restaurant we had from after post-soviet era just closed down

>>8417835
It's actually economic hell right now but my point still stands:

http://www.forbes.com/sites/panosmourdoukoutas/2014/06/24/mcdonalds-lost-the-greek-market-is-starbucks-next/#7f0e68427199

I also think I read somewhere that these chains also do not fare that well in general in the Mediterranean area.

Quick vid on how to Degrease Pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbI76qFU6g

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>>8417655
>he doesn't add grease to his pizza

>>8417869
not dipping your crusts into mayonnaise

>>8417840
Strange. It's almost like Europeans can distinguish shit from food. Imagine McDicks failing in countries that couldn't make that distinction.

>>8417850
>degreasing pizza
>room is a state

>>8417876
But McDonalds is HUGE in the big European countries.

Greece is bankrupt. Theycan't afford McDo's.

>>8417883

This was what I was thinking.

>>8417883
Keep your $1 dollar burgers, thanks

>>8417931
Where is my money you fucking deadbeat

>>8417931
>>8418213
>europoor problems

>>8417666

I get the fact that you're trying to be less obese, but you're still eating pizza.

That's like get a 500/night hotel, but complain about the $5 water bottle.

>>8418718
WHERE'S MY FUCKING €, ASTERIOS!

DON'T MAKE US ANNEX YOU

>>8417670

What an absolute disgusting human bean

>>8417655
>Pizza is so greasy it needs to be degreased
>American cuisine

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>>8417875
*ranch dressing*

>bro orders pizza
>doesn't degauss it

>>8417840
Pay debts

>>8417655
>bruh watches me order pizza
>it gets delivered
>literally tips his fedora and doesnt even say m'laddy

>>8417769
euro fast food is still slightly healthier than american counterparts

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>>8418827
fuckin yanks sure are stupid.

>>8418915
Give it five years.
It took us 50 years for fast food to become the bane of existence it now is, they already have it figured it out now. It's just a matter of time.

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>>8418915
fucking cuck

>>8418916
Too obsessive.

>>8418832
Never had ranch, is it good?

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Just eat the fucking pizza you humongous faggot

If you want to be healthy don't order pizza in the first place. I hate people like you so much.