drinks you invented

also good for bulking

>>8417634
hey did you know, when you're out of milk, you can mix soured cream, water, and sugar, and it tastes absolutely not like milk

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>>8417634

>>8417634
>i was just experimenting with making milk thicker and creamier
Just get condensed milk.

>>8417661
isn't condensed milk too condensed to drink, though?

>>8417634
confectioners sugar and vanilla extract blended with milk

I call it special milk

>>8417634
I do exactly that but add some protein powder. It's delicious and gives a solid boost of protons and healthy fats.

>>8417667
originally i was going to use vanilla extract but i couldn't find it so i went for golden syrup

>>8417664
You can eat it with a spoon, but if you want to drink it just add a bit of water (or regular milk).

I've pretty much always got some condensed milk in my fridge for various purposes.

>>8417672
will get some condensed milk, thanks anon.

>>8417634

Smooth peanut butter, sweetener, a tiny bit of lemon juice, cinnamon, vanilla in a cup

Stir/whisk until smooth

Splash in water, stir/whisk until smooth, repeat several times then add in the rest of the milk to fill the cup and mix it evenly

1 shot vodka
1/2 shot white rum
1/2 shot blue curacao
4oz redbull

How fucking fat are you cunts ITT?

>>8417664
>isn't condensed milk too condensed to drink, though?

Well it would be with that kind of attitude..

Personally I do and have no problem - sure it's thick but you are not meant to be chugging it down anyway.

2 parts homemade ice tea (black tea, brown sugar, lemon juice)
1 part white rum
It's called Supersonic.

>>8417667
No opiates for your special milk?

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>>8417717

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pine forward gin
plum brandy
homemade blueberry liqueur
homemade lavender bitters
dry champagne
thyme

sometimes I add a bit of grand poppy.

Ovaltine + Orange Juice tastes fucking magnificent, its almost exactly like a creamsicle.

>>8417634
Ice
2 oz. Anejo Tequila
6 oz. Jones Cream Soda
Squeeze of lime

I call it a Key Lime Pie.

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>>8417717
big purple?

>>8417722
this is a family friendly drink

>>8417634
Fisheye (or other cheap) Merlot + Diet Dr Pepper. Mix 1:1 in a glass with ice. I call it "The Bad Mom" because I can imagine a shitty mom getting low-key trashed on them while watching the kids all day

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>>8417634
>1 whole raw egg

I honestly mixed white wine and pussy juice once. Was alright.

>>8417634
Congratulations you invented eggnog. Throw a splash of brandy and some nutmeg in there

>>8417996
well i realised it was like egg nog but i don't actually know how you make that so i figured it was a coincidence