Holy fuck they brought this back?!
Why am I only now seeing it and haven't heard it?
Either way praise the beverage gods
Enjoy your impotence.
Enjoy your beetus.
This is the only beverage I've ever drank that hurts my stomach before I can even finish it. And my stomach isn't weak
Enjoy your heart palpitations.
>>7567643
>>7567654
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>>7567663
Educate this clueless anon.
Is it any worse than regular mountain dew?
I never saw it when it was out 5+ years ago and probably won't see it this time around
I hate how only normie sodas make it to shelves near me
>>7567705
I know! Broccoli and onions are icky!!
>>7567705
I thought I was the only one who noticed this
>>7567741
Usually sweet tea (even worse) in my experience
The only time I'll buy dew. I hope this beats out that Baja shit.
>>7567608
Because I have an iPhone.
I got it for free so, I didn't opt for something else
>>7567713
Broccoli? No. Onions? Yes.
How can white mtn dew even compete?
>>7570013
White Out was kinda shit to begin with. So were Distortion and Typhoon. Revolution and Supernova were both better than White Out. Voltage definitely deserved to win DEWmocracy 1 tho.
Pitch Black is great, but I preferred the sequel. Gotta see what's up with this Black Label stuff sometime soon.
>>7567713
Broccoli, yes, Onions no.
Is that coke?
Dark berry is the fucking all time god of mtn dew flavors. Too bad they didn't bring it back for Batman vs superman
>>7570013
Dewshine
>artificially flavored grape anything
>Not mtn dew black label the crafted mtn dew with berry
>>7567755
damn son
you got me
i hate soda but good god i love sweet tea.
dubs speak the truth
>>7570360
>moderation
that still means you're making this shit a regular part of your diet
>>7572169
>tfw a case in the fridge but sick and can't taste properly
Someday, friend.
>>7572169
>crafted
>>7570097
Voltage>whiteout>supernova>typhoon