>Called salmonella >You get it from chicken

you can also get it from handling reptiles, then not washing your hands.

turtles, iguanas, snakes, etc.

You can also get it from salmon. There was a recall of salmon where I lived for that exact reason 6 months ago.

you can also get it by being a dirty motherfucker.

you can get it from fucking spinach

This is why GMOs are bad. Salmonella was introduced to other foods by way of transgenic chickens implanted with salmon DNA. And chicken droppings is used as fertiliser.

Monsanto NO!

>>7564811
You can get it from any organic matter, retard.

>>7564849
You can get it from just about anything. It's one of the most common bacteria on the planet. It's on every person, every surface, everything. Literally.

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>>7564865
>It's on every person, every surface, everything. Literally.
you're not helping my OCD, brah

>>7564884

Why not? If it's that common and people aren't dropping dead then that is empirical proof that it's nothing to worry over.

>>7564890
Because OCD is borne of ignorance.

>>7564884
There's a lot of shit (fecal matter) under your fingernails.

>>7564884
Every egg you've ever eaten came out of a chicken's bumhole.

>>7564884

your mother's shit is probably on your toothbrush

>>7564984

the part that i ate didn't touch it

>>7564860
my grandma trolls harder than that faggot

>>7564993
I'm so horny now. Fuck.

>>7564849
>you can get it from fucking spinach
Why would you fuck spinach?

>>7564972
And I eat those little fuckers. Never worring about chicken again

>>7565157
An offering to the sweet iron gods.