Fake Foodies

>>7228011
>says he's a foodie
Immediate red flag

>>7228033
Yeah I should've known right then desu

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This is funny because I recently started online dating and 1 out of every 15 profiles says they're a foodie. Im pleasantly surprised we have something in common. Food comes into conversation, what are you having for dinner? I ask. "Burger king wapper mmm can't beat that"

And these retards don't ever cook.

Interests; food is a red flag.
Interests: Cooking is alright.

tits or gtfo

>>7228042
I can understand people not being able to afford fine dining but there are plenty of cheaper options that are still high quality. And there are so many great meals you can cook for less than you would pay in gas + meal going out. Seriously, cooking is a life skill as far as I'm concerned.

>>7228052
/thread

I would never date someone who defines themselves by the things they do. You like food. You are not a foody. Jay like how you ride your bike to work, but you aren't a damn cyclist

>>7228052
My tits or?

I ignore and disregard anyone that uses that word to describe themselves. By my experience most of them love watching Food Network garbage on exotic places to eat, seldom check out any good local independent establishments; if they do act like HUGE snobs about it, and consider regional fast food dumps or tourism board highlights 'big foodie stops' when they are out of state.

>>7228053
>cooking is a life skill as far as I'm concerned.
I have no interest in this thread topic, but I wanted to reply to this anon.

They really should teach kids how to cook a simple meal of rice* and beans, and serve it in the cafeteria so their little palates enjoy it when they're older.

*Or cornbread.

>>7228061

W/ timestamp

But I agree, I work as a chef and I avoid like the plague people that say they are foodies, theres very few people I know outside of the industry that know what the fuck theyre talking about, theres some old lonely geezer that comes to my work place to eat, and at the end of the night when his wife and daughter eat dessert he comes up and talks to me while im closing about the food.

The man is incredibly insightful and says he is a terrible cook at home, and shits best left to professionals, I consider that nigger a foodie, everyone else is a gook with a camera.

Y'know I always thought the term foodie meant you like to try new things. I suppose the term has become ubiquitous to the point where people use it to describe anybody who likes food. Which, lets face it, we all like food. Going on casual dates to try different places with food sounds nice but I think it's one of those things you reserve for a person you can feel your money and time is well spent on, especially if your paying.

>>7228053
Yep, people say you're a snob if you point out bad cheap eating habits. But stuff like chickpeas and less popular cuts of meat are delicious if you know what you're doing with them.

I do want to try Poutine though. What pleb food do you think is tasty op?

>>7228061

Since you've mentioned that you're female, you must now post a picture of your breasts, or Get The Fuck Out (gtfo).

This is the penalty that is paid in return for everyone knowing that you're a female and thus that they should give you special treatment.

I've been on OKC for about a year now, these things are red flags:
1. Blathering about how you love travel (protip: everyone loves travel)
2. Blathering about how you love food (see above)
3. Extremely detailed "don't message me if" notes (bitter angry cunt warning)
4. Anything along the lines of "if you can handle a real woman" (victim complex)

>>7228081
Who do you work for?

>>7228011
the dude sounds like most /ck/ users missusing it for shitty fatty taco bell/rate my pimped pizza and beer float users..

foie gras is pure hatred against geese imho..

>>7228092
This isn't fucking /b/. God damn.

>>7228011

peaches and cream foie gras? holy fuck that shit sound good

>>7228092
>Newfag doesn't know when tits or gtfo is appropriate

>>7228096

I agree with this but what's wrong with blathering on about travelling? it's fun

>>7228099

Family owned fine dining restaurant, owner "retired" 3 years ago, even though he still works every day, I've taken over as the cdc and basically run the joint.

The owners pretty cool, he's 66 years old but still hauls bags of potatoes like a motherfucker. We do about 500 covers a week and change the menu every 2 months(although there are some dishes I can't take off the menu since some people have been eating the same shit for 20years there).

>>7228099
No, it's:

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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>>7228112
Sure it's fun, but shallow retards act like rattling off a few recent vacation destinations is a substitute for having a personality.

Travel doesn't make you automatically cultured. Most people who consider themselves "travel aficionados" are the travel equivalent of op's shallow self-proclaimed "foodie". They visited some place full of brown people or old buildings for 2 weeks and tried european nutella or the original thai red bull, and all of a sudden they're enlightened beings too pure for this world. Just go on /trv/ for 10 minutes and you'll see exactly what I mean.

>>7228085
OP here. It's hard to define pleb food so I'll just go with stuff that excludes expensive ingredients such as fois gras and filet mignon.

Carnitas is a great one I think, along with most other Mexican food, cheap cut of meat and ingredients are cheap and it's absolutely delicious if done right.

Most Italian food is cheap to make and delicious; I love spaghetti carbonara and chicken picatta.

German food is great too, pick up some cheap cuts of pork and have yourself a schnitzel with a nice jaeger sauce. I don't make the kraut myself but get it from a local German restaurant that has a store.

I discovered Belgian fries abroad and fell in love with them, fries of course are super cheap to make and you just need a bit of confidence with a fryer to do it. If you want any sauces for the fries besides classic mayo you may need sauce experience though.

Anything Cajun is delicious and promised to be cheap. People look down on it but I once had the best fried catfish of my life in an upscale restaurant in New Orleans.

Fried chicken/hot wings are cheap enough and excellent if done properly.

I'm a fan of capon personally, it's not really that popular though and a bit more expensive so not sure if it counts as pleb food, kind of on the edge.

I also make the best spinach dip, I fucking love spinach.

And of course a good burger cannot be underestimated. There was this greasy spoon back in MY hometown that made the second best burger I ever had. The first best was a fois gras burger in Monaco so that's disqualified from being pleb food on account of the fois gras.

I had poutine at this place in Canada, it was meh. May have just been the place though.

>>7228092
This isn't /b/, kill yourself.

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Grow up vietnamese/puerto rican household. (Not knowing how to cook from such a family, is considered a blasphemy.)

Meet future husband online. Move to minnesota to be with him. learn that the spiciest thing he or anyone in our circle of people can handle is black pepper.

my face

>>7228117
New menu every two months, wow that's hard work. I don't think that necessary even though it might keep things exciting.

How can you go with ough even mentioning the what nationality the food is based?

>>7228128
I understand not liking something so hot but seriously, I can't help getting annoyed by people who can't even handle a bit of spice. It's part of the flavor spectrum and they are limiting their palate SO much by refusing to try new things or immediately thinking its ewwy.

>>7228096
kek

Let's be honest, having an OKC profile is a red flag in and of itself. I made a fake account to see who was registered in my area, and the amount of people whose highest form of education was "High School" or "Some college" was appalling. Never mind the number of land whales. Their priorities are wrong.

Lose weight, get an education, and you'll start meeting a lot more healthy, happy people.

>>7228104
>>7228127
You're right. This is the Internet.

Now tits or GTFO.

>>7228120
Kek

>>7228143
Take your cancerous meme back to your containment board.

>>7228124

>Just go on /trv/ for 10 minutes and you'll see exactly what I mean.

true. its sad really, used to be a decent board

>>7228140
Op here. I'm asexual (have no sex drive) but still want a platonic relationship. I'm on there to specifically find other asexual people or those who are willing to have a relationship with one. I would try and get a date in real life but the asexual thing is a no go for most guys and it would be depressing getting rejected by 100 guys for every 1 willing to have a relationship with me.

>>7228111
>reddit doesnt know that tits or gtfo is always the correct response to someone advertising the fact that they are female without a compelling reason to do so

>>7228157
If your a qt who likes to cuddle I'd be all over you

Sex is gross and filthy and the things I want to do to women, I'd never do to someone I actually loved. Better just to jerk off.

>>7228157
I'll have an asexual relationship with you. I'm a girl who looks like a little boy, is that okay?

>>7228166
>Not reveling in your sick baser desires with the one you love.

>>7228157
Landwhale with GED detected.

>>7228164
Op here. Just didn't want you guys to call me a faggot since I was talking about potentially dating a guy and most people assume among are male *shrug*

>>7228126
Nice. You've got good taste in food. I can't citisise anything I've read there. Apart from the bread on 9 out of 10 burgers is cheap quality shit so I don't eat at burger places.

You're what I'm looking for op. Let's do this kek Delete your dating profile today. Where you from?

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>>7228011
>implying you are a foodie because you like goose liver

>>7228172
>implying my tastes are cheap enough to be satisfied with the income of a dropout

I'm a junior in college although I just switched majors so I'm going to be in for longer now

>>7228011
>How do you guys deal with plebs who claim to be foodies

We make ja/ck/ and ramen threads obviously.

Its strange that even on /ck/, almost every thread about 'fine dining' or somewhere with 2 or 3 michelin stars turns to absolute shit. A foodie seems to be anyone who likes to go and eat at some man v. food style establisment, but apparently if you enjoy spending slightly more money than that, youre an idiot who is getting conned etc etc.

>>7228168
Not op, but that's hot. What kind of stuff are you into? Are you a gamer?

>>7228181
Would you mind being in a relationship with a guy who masturbated all the time to weird porn, just not have sex with you?

>>7228177
>implying I implied I was a foodie

I just enjoy well prepared food, fois gras just happens to be a favorite of mine.

>>7228184
Yeah I game but not as much as I used to, I pretty much play every genre, not really tied down but I usually go through phases of what I play. Mainly into outdoor stuff like camping and hiking. I do a lot of bird photography.

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>>7228187
You go girl. Enjoy that force-fed duck liver.

>>7228181
>although I just switched majors
Landwhale with GED confirmed.

Nobody wants to date you because you're an attention whore and a liar, OP.

>>7228192
Disregard this reply lol, thought you were replying to me because I'm retarded I guess.

>>7228185
Do you do rock climbing? I want to try it, looks pretty fun. What camera do you use for the bird watching? Do you travel to see the really cool looking birds?

>>7228168
>I'm a girl who looks like a little boy
The eternal curse.

>22 year old womanlet
>boyish face
>petite, feminine body
>getting /fit/ to make my body match my face more because of absurd shame of having tits
>not a tranny though, just think tits are weird and attract too much attention

>>7228187
So you are a "fake foodie" too? Anyways, I guess this thread got you the attention you craved. Have a nice day.

>>7228194
Lol, ok, since nobody in college switches their major that's obviously a lie. I switched from bio to business if anyone's interested. Not sure what I want to do with my life but it's definitely not bio. Worked in a lab and HATED it.

>>7228203
Not sure what you mean but k

>>7228196
lol I'm confused are you the boyish looking woman. Or op? Because I was actually replying to you if you're the former.

>>7228207
I think anon just got smacked in the face by his dad for no reanon or something and looking to make any argument possible with you kek. I don't think he can even make sense of what he's saying.

>>7228042
>wapper

It's called a whopper you fucking idiot. Jesus fucking christ, and you call yourself a foodie?

>>7228200
Never rock climbed, I have no upper body strength and am afraid of heights haha. I use a canon t6i with a canon 300mm lens, looking to upgrade to a Tamron 600mm. I also have a lumix fz700 I use for more versatile situations or when I don't want to bring out the canon. I don't travel for it right now since I'm fairly new but probably will in the future, there's tons of great birds to shoot where I live though.

>>7228208
I'm OP, sorry

>>7228215
Kek I'm actually ok with not knowing what the spelling is.

>>7228106
It really is.

>>7228166
Yeah I'm into cuddling, just not much more than that lol

>>7228174
I'm Florida based.

>>7228185
As long as it doesn't go in me I don't give a shit what you do with your willy.

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Pic related is how I imagine OP right now.

>the peaches and cream foie gras at R'evolution
R'lady

Maybe it's just me, but I expect a real lover of food and travel to answer differently. So you've been to some major destinations and dined at some high end restaurants? Big whoop.

Until you've been on a road trip through the Mississippi delta and stopped at a road stand to grab a dozen hot tamales, I just won't believe you actually like to step outside your comfort zone.

As a New Orleans native, I laugh at your recommendation for catfish. You know nothing.

>>7228238
Cool. If I give you some knockout drugs before we go to bed and promise no penetration will occur, or permanent marks, are you ok with that? It's just a form of cuddling.

>>7228242
I'm from London England. Not exactly neighbours haha. Have you tried any restaurants here?

>>7228193
I will Ty

>>7228258
Yeah I actually have been to London. Only for a day though and ate at some place near the Savoy...can't remember the name but they gave me a beef Wellington with meat that had gone bad.

>>7228134

We don't do a nationality based cuisine, we're primarily seafood based so you could have something such as a hawaiian poke salad next to a maritime lobster roll, with a halifax donair or a fried soft shell crab, next to a new england style clam chowder with a creole jambalaya and british fish and chips for example, we have a big raw bar where typically we make daily ceviches, friday/saturday we had a grouper ceviche with piri piri, chive, avocado, watercress and olive oil, tue/wed/thur we had a trout tiridito with lime, asian pear, sweet soy, ground chilies and a cucumber/shallot dressing.

Beyond that simple things like the fish of the day we esesentially rummage through the fridge and find something nice to use for the veg. This weekend I did a lobster broth bouiliabaisse with fingerlings, carrots, leeks, shallots and red peppers, with a hazelnut crusted wall-eye filet and a smoked paprika crostini with rouille. I'll go back on tuesday and change it again.

Seafoods pretty easy really, add fat to lobster and everyones happy, its that simple.

>>7228147

She did bring up she was a woman for no reason, this usually means the comment was made for attention. It had no bearing on the shitty story.

>>7228251
What's your favorite restaurant and dish then? And what's the matter with the catfish, it was truly the best catfish I've ever had, though granted I don't eat it too much.

How did you expect the answer to be different? Fois gras is my favorite dish so that already narrows it down to all the fois gras dishes I've had, and of those the peaches and cream is my favorite. R'evolution may not be the best restaurant but I've liked most of what I got there and the fois gras is unbeatable.

>>7228096
This plus,
Coloured hair (i.e. Blue or pink)
Describes themself as "bubbly"

>>7228279
I brought it up so people wouldn't call me a faggot for trying to date a guy. Not my fault you guys treat women differently than any other anon.

>>7228253
Yeah no

>>7228273
I love seafood. It's probably tasty. But I've never liked the idea of restaurants that don't have a specific style. Although not nearly as much as a dislike restaurants that do nationalities and styles with their cooking. That's unforgivable.

>>7228294

Well thats you, but most people like what we do because we're consistent, affordable(although you can blow your wad here if you're not careful), we make good food and we have a decent location. Open 5 days a week we tend to do 50-80 during the week days and up to 140 on the weekends, new years was hell ):

>>7228294
>never liked the idea of restaurants that don't have styles
>I dislike restaurants that have styles of cooking even less

what the fuck does that mean?

>>7228268
Wow that must have been a shockingly disgusting experience. The thing is, all it takes is money to open up a fancy looking restuarant in a prestigious part of London and be seen as high end. But half of these people don't know anything about food.

We should do something next time you're here.

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>>7228290
What if we just forget I said the stuff about permanent marks, since I think it goes without saying? Just take these pills and have a few sips of wine to relax. A relationship should be about trust, don't you trust me?

>>7228286

It's more to do with your posting style. Using asterisks to denote an action, making excuses for bringing up gender (no one cares, it could have all been gender neutral in the story), are foreign to the site and come off as irritating. Like you aren't really contributing, just trying to blog about yourself.

Polite sage.

>>7228316
>polite sage
Passive-aggressive: the shitpost

>>7228305
Sorry, didn't mean to sound critical. If you cook every dish well you don't need to follow any rules.

>>7228319

It was more to acknowledge I'm shitposting by not talking about cooking. It's like an apology. Lurk more.

>>7228306
Haha yea that sounded retarded. I missed out the word "multiple" I'll leave you to figure out where it was supposed to go.

>>7228329
Don't tell me what to do faggot, you are the only person who uses "polite sage" on /ck/, every time I see it it's the same style of self-masturbatory drivel.

Impolite sage.

>>7228337

I don't post here outside of this, I use the board for my food porn folder. Another polite sage since you seem so mad.

>>7228340
Kek

>>7228316
Sorry, I'm fairly new to this still. Didn't know it was an issue.

>>7228201
you too, tits or gtfo

>>7228340
Yes you do you piece of shit, you've been doing it for years. Saying "polite sage" is basically the same as saying "I am morally superior to you and I also will get the last word here", and announcing your sage is also against the rules. Hence why sages are no longer displayed. So in short you're being a twit, go shove a broken pencil up your urethra, impolite sage.

>>7228350
I have anger management issues: The Post.

>>7228308
Yeah totally. And you're right, I probably should've researched better but the place was so close to the hotel and I was really jet-lagged so I just went in expecting a nice meal. At least the place was warm inside.

>>7228350

I'm new to /ck/. I don't know about this guy you're mad at, but it sounds like it bugs you a lot. Polite sage.

>>7228370
You were staying there? Somebody's living the good life. What do you do?

What's your Skype name?

>>7228092
this is like a kym summary. First day on the job new guy?

>>7228092
>This is the penalty that is paid in return for everyone knowing that you're a female and thus that they should give you special treatment

And yet despite failing to follow these simple rules a whole bunch of you faggots gave her the attention she craved and turned this thread into some sort of group snapchat conversation.

For shame, cu/ck/s, for shame.

>>7228386
Nah not my money lol. My dad owns a software company and it was a family trip. The name is humanzeethemanape

>>7228408
Haha winning. So what are you going to do to carry on this lifestyle? I'd be depressed if I grew up fine dining at having high quality food at home, then couldn't afford the same as an adult.

>>7228420
I'm studying business right now so I'm hoping to take over eventually and keep growing it.

>>7228433
Nice.

>>7228011
>not even a real live attention whore femanon, just some literal dick loving faggot shitposting :D

Just came to say this thread sucks donkey balls. Thanks for killing a perfectly good taco bell thread. Oh, and OP is a fag.

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>>7228104
>>7228111
>>7228127
>>7228166
>>7228201
>>7228238
>>7228386

>pay no attention to those meanie Chads telling you to post your tits or gtfo, M'Lady
>they just don't appreciate what a special and unique snowflake you are!
>by the way, what's your Skype name? It'd sure be a treat to talk to a lady such as yourself ;^)))))

>>7228420
>haha winning
>haha
>winning
>haha

Pic related, you fucking desperate faggots

>>7228112
The problem with traveling isn't the traveling in itself. It's where people go, what people do, and why they go there.

People go to India to pretend to be spiritual. People go to Europe to pretend to be cultured. People go to South America to pretend to be charitable.

Nobody wants to go anywhere that's strange or obtuse or different or educational or interesting or some place rarely ventured to because then they wouldn't be able to tell people how cultured or spiritual or charitable they are. They want to go to a place, get drunk, see typical sight seeing landmarks, and then post all of the pictures to their facebook so everyone knows about it.

Personally, I've got a few different places on my list of places to travel: North Korea (because NK in its current state might not exist for much longer, and it'll be good to experience), Antarctica (just to see what life in the base is like), and Iceland/Greenland, because they're beautiful.

This thread is gay as fuck 2 b honest m(eights)

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>>7228011
anyone claiming to be a foodie is going to be a pretentious asshole. avoid at all costs.

anyways
>be guy
>go on okcupid with free account
>~80 likes in a couple months
>only 2 messages from some ugly fatties
>can't see who likes me cause free account

I just want someone who hates everything as much as I do, isn't an idiot, likes good food, and isn't ugly.

I needed to vent that. thanks for listening /ck/.

>>7228580

>I just want someone who

Have you tried not using the fucking Internet for your romantic needs, and just going out and talking to people like we have been doing for tens of thousands of years?

Nothing boils my fuckin butt like "i tried Tinder, OKCupid, and PlentyOfFish and haven't found anyone! I am completely out of options! There is no other way to meet people than social media!"

>>7228534
You quoted me saying something guys say amongst themselves. You're acting like is telling her how amazing she is in a pathetic attempt to win points.

Please get help.

>>7228587
I was married for four years at one point, anon, before I ever tried okcupid. calm down. Im not going outside to sift through normies again.

>>7228587
>just going out and talking to people
Nobody actually does that though, except for quick overnight hookups.

If you want to date someone you use the internet becaues it's a lot more convenient than "what do you do for a living? Nope not you. What do you do for a living? Nope not you", which is what happens when you live in an area dominated by a certain industry and the opposite sex only wants to date within that industry.

>>7228011
>foodie
anyone using that term to describe themselves is a pretentious prick, and that includes you op

>>7228126
Nah that pretty much is poutine.

Its really just a bar food and will take some serious finaggeling to move it out of there

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>using the word "foodie"
>referring to yourself as a "foodie"

>>7228193
>bu hu muh poor geese
They don't have gag reflexes and they're dumb as shit.

>>7228201
post body

>>7228033
>op says she is a gril xD

immediate red flag

>>7228201
This is my fetish

>>7228670
>>7228201
This. Please do it. Neck down.

>>7228591
*tips*

>>7228595
>I was married for four years at one point

and you still haven't learned

>>7228201
you're not female, you delusional homosexual fag

Hey guys. Femanon here. Female here. Female anonymous here. I'm female, by the way. I'm a girl!

>>7228126
whats your spinach dip recipe?

>>7228734
pls be in London