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Oh shit fu/ck/er, you're at Subway and they just asked you

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Oh shit fu/ck/er, you're at Subway and they just asked you what you want to order. What do you get?

Teriyaki on Oregano/Parmesan with honey mustard errytime
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Meatballs in a Large Cup
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>>7220650
Walk out and get a publix sub.
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foot long tuna on italian herb
can i have bacon on that please?
>sure
>do you want it toasted?
no.
>want the bacon heated up?
yes.
american cheese
lettuce
onion
pickles
a little jalapeno
green pepper
oil
vinegar
pepper

>do you want to make that a combo
no.
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Subway chicken always gives me the runs.

I prefer turkey with spinach, mustard jalapeño onions tomato pepper jack cheese no toasted
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>>7220658
That tranny has some great boobs.
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just point me to the exit. Ill litterally go to any other sub place.
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>>7220665
My subway makes me serve rotten veg and meat that has been left out for hours. "Customer come first prep can wait". " stop waste time to putting away you pull back out anyway" I want to kill myself.
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Skanky, squashed "Italian" bread with a fat helping of low-quality beef with pepperjack cheese, days old lettuce and whatever the heck "Southwestern Sauce" is.
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haven't eaten there in over 10 years. I'd probably get some kind of Italian meats and cheeses and load it up with peppers onions and oil and vinegar
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>>7220650
Their breads are mostly made of yoga mat foam, gross..
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>>7220650

>eating soy protein isolate and reconstituted seaweed extracts

Yea...I'd never be in a subway.

Faux-meat doesn't excite me.
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>>7220658
>want the bacon heated up?
Why would they ask if you want the bacon heated up, is it even cooked?
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>>7220650
Herbs and cheese bread
Italian BMT
Toasted with cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Olives
Peppers
Honey Mustard Sauce
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>>7221219
It's cold and congealed in it's own fat
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Footlong pizza sub
>half Italian
>half flat bread
>pepper jack
No veggies f am XD
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6 in herb bread
Meatball marinara
Double pepperoni
Double swiss
Toasted
Spinach
Yeeeaa
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>>7220650
>What do you get?

Out of there.
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I use to really enjoy a 12'' meatball sub on cheese bread with bbq sauce and banana peppers. apparently their bbq sauce was a seasonal/promotional thing though lmfao, so i said fuck subway and started only eating at the superior mr.sub again.
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six inch tuna sub on parmesan oregano
with swiss cheese
toasted
lettuce, tomatoes, onions, jalapenos, pickles, banana peppers, whatever else looks good at the time
italian dressing

sounds vomit inducing (probably is if you're a reasonable person) but i used to get that when i went to subways ever
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Double meatball tuna on wheat, with spinach and onions, subsauce and mayo.
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>>7223315
double meatball tuna
??????????????
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>>7223315
wot m8
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>>7223315
Gtfo
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>>7220650
Oh, I'd get the seafood su-

Oh wait. I don't give a shit about Subway anymore.
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Im a casual and i only buy one particular thing from subway.

footlong
Flatbread
meatball marinara with extra meatballs
Pepperjack cheese
Bacon
Toasted
Olives
Banana peppers
Jalapenos
No sauce

I'll occasionally buy two if im really hungry. Im a big guy after all.
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>>7223474
>double meatballs on flatbread
The staff must hate you
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>they just asked you what you want to order.

U-uh, I'm n-not ready...

>"Sir, why are you standing in line, then"

>At this point I tear off my Indianapolis Colts hoodie, revealing my concealed carry Nighthawk Custom 1911, Gadsden Flag shirt, and rolls of emergency energy

THIS IS AMERICA ISNT IT I KNOW MY RIGHTS ARE YOU TELLING ME WHERE I CAN AND CAN'T STAND YOU DESPOT

>later I order four footlongs after a lengthy pretend phone call so it kinda looks like im not ordering them all for myself
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>>7223492
Im actually on pretty good terms with most of the taff at the subway i go to. I've actually gone there once every two weeks for about 3 years now.

The current guy who takes care of the sandwiches is a wizard at what he does, he's a pretty nice person too
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Spicy italian on italiano bread. Peper jack. Toasted. lettuce, tomato, onion, jalapeños. Honey mustard, Chipotle southwest, Mayo.

Ive been getting the same sandwich every single time I go there since I was 11. I have never once gotten a sandwich that wasn't that at subway. Highly recommend it.
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To not be at subway... Capriotti's fuckers
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>>7220658
>foot long tuna
That's one small fucking tuna
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>>7220650
honey oat bread
oven roasted chicken breast
toasted
provolone cheese
tomatoes
onions
lettuce
olives
and a fuck ton of honey mustard and sweet onion sauce
In fact, just let my buy the bottles of dressing and I'll be on my way.
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>>7223567

>hes a wizard
>hes been there for three years

I feel bad for him
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Footlong Meatball on Italian Herbs and Cheese, toasted with Cheddar. Capsicum, Lettuce, Onion, Jalapenos, Carrot, and Olives. Salt, Pepper, Sweet Chilli, and heavy Spicy Chilli sauce.
Half the time they can't even close the sub properly.
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>>7221176
Murica!

http://youtu.be/FrPAFHSB_1k
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>>7223619
Nah man, there's been multiple people doing the same thing he does, hes only been there for like 3 months though.
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Turn 360 degrees and go to Publix
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Spicy Italian on wheat with provolone toasted.

Lettuce
Tomato if it looks fresh (lol)
Banana peppers
Jalapeños
Sriracha Mayo
Mustard
Ranch
Pepper
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>>7220650
Flatbread
"steak"
Banana peppers
Mayo

Sweet sour salty all in one sandwich
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>>7220650
I'll have a footlong meatball sub on hearty italian toasted with cheese and no sauce no salad please
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Footlong BMT or Tuna
Italian herb and cheese bread
Pepper jack
Spinach
Tomato
Red onion
Cucumber
Green pepper
Jalapenos
Brown mustard or vinegar and oil
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white bread
double steak
bacon
cheese
lettuce
red onion
mayo
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>>7223609

Ok, you got me with that one. Well played. XD
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Soft tacos, barbacoa, white rice, black beans, peppers and onions, hot salsa, mild salsa, cheese and lettuce.
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strong flat white.
DID I FUCKING ASK FOR A COOKIE????????
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>>7226569
AWW JEEZ IT'S BRUTAL
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Steak egg and chese flat bread. With peper jack, green peppers and onions. Tosted and covered in southwest sauce.


Only eay to eat that shitty as food.
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>italian herb and cheese bread
>subway steak and cheese
>white american, provelone, or pepperjack
>toasted
>politely ask them to put some veggies on before they toast it (they never mind)
>toast w/ jalapenos, green peppers, and onions
>cold banana peppers, pickles, and spinach
>oregano, black pepper

Then I buy chips and and soda at a gas staion (usually attached to the subway) for a better variety.
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>>7226666
Same guy, forgot to mention chipotle southwest sauce and (if they have it) creamy siracha sauce
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>>7221372
Yeah, this is pretty much the best. Based
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>>7220650
Easy

>teriyaki chicken
>on honey-oat
>foot-long
>no cheese (nothing against cheese but idk what to put on this
>toasted
>lettuce
>onions
>spinach
>pepper of choice
>sweet onion sauce

swerve
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Does the teriyaki chicken not smell like wet dog to anyone else?

I typically get a CBR on honey oat with everything but pickles/olives/cucumbers with ranch and chipotle SW.
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I fucking hate Subway. I am /fit/ so it fucks me up because I can't count calories with it.

>Go into Subway
>Politely take out a teaspoon and ask the person behind the counter to put my mayo into the sub by the spoon
>they refuse
>I have to get it without mayo

Fucking sucks man.
I just wanted to know how many calories I was getting. At least McDonalds have nutrition information and you know what is going on.Its so frustrating because I love Subway Subs.

They also refused to use the low fat bread roll I bought in but I understand that, the spoon thing is completely unreasonable.
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>>7220650
I was just thinking about how I'm not surprised that Jared dude fucked kids, because Subway is some serious pedophilia-core food. I can't think of a better way to describe it, outside of maybe some form of existential torture wherein you are given food so mediocre and bland it causes you to lose all hope in ever feeling anything again.
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>>7220650

>go to subway by my job 2 times a week or so for lunch
>really sad looking middle eastern dude works there
>id guess same age as me
>he just looks really sad that he's in his late 20's and chucking subs for white collar assholes, but always busting his ass
>i try to always say hello and hopefully make him feel a little better about life
>one day i tell him i want a footlong veggie on honey oat
>he skips the meat and cheese, i ask if he can toast it
>takes my empty toasted bread to the veggies
>tell him im not sure what i want, but i want to try their new tzatiki sauce
>he squeezes a bunch on
>i ask for a little more
>he squeezes a little more, asks if i know what veggies i want
>i say no, i think ill just take what i have
>thought it would make him laugh, didn't realize this poor kid is stressing out because i did some autistic joke and he doesnt know how to ring me up and doesnt need anymore shit
>spaghetti begins erupting
>apologize and ask for my normal sandwich

Haven't been back yet. Feel terrible.
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>>7220650
Footlong Italian BMT with Meatballs on Italian Herb and cheese bread with Provolone, Toasted.
Toss on some Jalapenos and Black Olives, some Oregano, Parm, and Salt+Pepper, box that fucker up, add some sun chips, and I'm out the door.
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>>7228940
>Go to Costco
>Buy pre-measured Mayo Packets
>Use as many mayo packets on sub as you want
>Be less of a giant bitch.
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buffalo chicken, all veggies, chipolte
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I don't get the same thing but my favorite is

>Toasted Italian herb and cheese bread
>Buffalo chicken
>Jack cheese
>Bacon (if I'm in the mood)
>light on the shredded lettuce
>light on spinach
>extra red onions
>green peppers
>pickles
>some ground black pepper
>very light on the ranch

Simple, but I fucking love it.
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>>7229443

I can subscribe to this t bh
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>>7220650
Meatball marinara sub please
>You want that toasted?
No
>What kind of cheese?
American
>Toasted?
Nope
>Anything else on it?
Nope
>No sauces or anything?
Nope
>Sure you don't want it toasted?
Motherfucker just give me my goddamn sub before I change my mind and go to Jimmy Johns.

Or alternatively...

Meatball marinara sub please
>Sorry we're out of meatballs
Ok, bye.
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>>7229498

was pretty funny 2bh. you shouldn't worry about coming back, it was probably just as embarrassing for him.
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Footlong meatball on the Parmesan herb. shredded Mozzerella. Toasted.

lettuce, tomato, banana peppers, black olives. 2 stripes of mayo.

>this is why I'm fat...
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