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I'm lactose intolerant and I just ate 1 ltr of ice cream what do?

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I'm lactose intolerant and I just ate 1 ltr of ice cream what do?
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>>7220235
Make sure you're stocked up on toilet paper. If not, get some while you have the chance.
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>>7220235
Enjoy bowel pains and the cleansing.
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>>7220235
drink some liquor and feel like death.
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damn looks like I gotta brace for impact, it tasted good though :^)
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Brace yourself for agonizing gas and bloating followed by a (literal) wave of relief.
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>>7220235
Enjoy the ride! Don't forget to stand up and stretch your legs every couple hours.
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>>7220235
https://youtu.be/jgopHWACUXs
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Milk-based products may not necessarily affect you as badly as straight-up milk.

A lot of lactose intolerant people get the typical telltale signs when they drink a glass of milk. They may feel little to nothing when consuming yogurt, ice cream, and cheese.
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>>7220235
your asshole is going to look like a yawning hippos mouth
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it's been like an hour and a half now and no pain yet.
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>>7220290
celebrate with a bowl of ice cream
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>>7220235
The reason you're lactose intollerant is because your body doesnt have the enzymes required to break lactose down, correct? So why dont you supplement with enzymes? Why is lactose intollerance even a thing anymore.
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fucking weak genetics.

kill yourself.
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>>7220293
I am trying, one ice cream bowl at a time
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Lactaid. Stock some for next time.
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>>7220235
charge your phone so you can enjoy ck while shitting
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>>7220292
You inherit specific gut fauna through your mothers milk. To correct dietary intolerance it requires several generation of correction.
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cheezoid kill self
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>>7220292
>>7220674
It's also acquired from the birth canal. With the growing popularity of easier cesarian births combined with the popularity of bottle-fed baby formula, it's no surprise that lactose intolerance is more common amongst whites than ever.
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>>7220290
>>7220291
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>tfw that one important time the lactose digestive pills didn't work
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>>7220293
>claiming to be superior over another human being
>all because some people can't digest milk properly
>encouraging suicide over something so minor
>implying you're a better person at all
>when you're shitposting on an anonymous Vietnamese embroidery imageboard
Re-evaluate your entire life, please.
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>>7222005
sick burn
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>>7220235
Shit blood
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>>7222005
Savage
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What flavor was the ice cream?
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>>7220235
>what do?
Double over in pain, mostly. It's gonna fucking hurt.

Also you might have an interesting shit.
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>>7222725
>what

The word you're thinking of is which, you illiterate mong
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Get ready to fart and shit and burp your way to freedom. And for fuck's sake, buy some digestive enzyme pills.
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>>7222768
which is your problem dude
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>>7220235
Are you a masochist, anon? Do you need to talk to someone bro
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>>7220235
Suffer with the rest of us. Just had a bowl of Cereal with milk.
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>>7222856
megakek
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If you climb up a ladder and you hear something splatter...
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>>7220274
>rumbling intensifies
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>>7222005
>inferior "human" incapable of digesting lactose detected
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OP here I got a flu after eating the ice cream, and I have been farting like crazy.
send help.
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>>7222856
HEH
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>>7220282
one of those, milkshake, 2 hours session on the shitter

cheese, yoghurt, icecream, cream
nothing
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>>7220282
yogurt generally has lactase, the enzyme which lactose intolerant people are missing, in it.
Lactose intolerant people can actually 'cure' themselves if they maintain a colony of lactase, by regularly feeding it milk products after obtaining it from those kinds of yogurt, or they can just have yogurt before they have milk products.
You can get it in pill form now too.
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>having an inferior digestive system incapable of digesting a substance that most of the world enjoys on a regular basis

you shitskins I swear
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>>7223665
most of the world is lactose intolerant actually
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