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so I need to make something for a Christmas lunch I've been

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so I need to make something for a Christmas lunch I've been invited to

the catch is that the host can't eat:
>meat
>gluten
>milk
>bananas
>strawberries

she said butter & cheese are okay but that doesn't leave me many options. what the fuck do I do?

I was thinking of just doing some slow-cooked veges in a gluten-free asian sesame sauce because I've got nothing else
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>>7191251
fuck I used to love rabbit-chan. I hope she grew up to be hot
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>>7191251
I wonder what she's up to today and cracky
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>>7191251
I just bring the napkins.
Everyone uses them.

Get the plush ones that are like cloth and people be like Damn son.
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>>7191251
Just bring some kale.
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>>7191266
Or gluten free beer
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>>7191251
who is this semen demon?
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>>7191274
read the file name and google you complete shit holy fuck
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>>7191281
why?
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>>7191285
She was the queen of /b/ back when /b/ used to be good
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>>7191291
>when /b/ used to be good
apply yourself
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>>7191291
>/b/ used to be good
>things that never happened
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>>7191254
she died of myxomatosis
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Guys, I'm crying right now. Rabbit chan really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
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>>7191310
>>7191322
Ebaumsworld pls leave
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>>7191329
man what I wouldn't give for a night with 2007 era rabbit, fuck I used to jack it hard to her
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Rabbitchan is cute as fuck.
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so basically I'm fucked?
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Bring chicken wings fuck em
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>>7191251
Buy a gluten free pie crust and make this:
http://smittenkitchen.com/blog/2007/10/butternut-squash-and-caramelized-onion-galette/

It's hella good and great for parties
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>>7191251
Could always go with hummus and a vegge tray.
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holy SHIT this takes me back, op

also, i made deviled eggs for my holiday work potluck and that went over very well
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caramelized baby carrots
>butter
>carrots to cover bottom of large pan. speinkle with touch of brown sugar/honey/maple syrup.
>plenty of butter
>plenty salt and pepper
>roast at 350 until soft and delicious

toss with chopped fresh dill and take it along in an attractive serving dish
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You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never post an image more interesting than your topic"!

Assuming your post was serious and not flamebait, as a person with food allergies, people like your friend make me sick. Disgusting Munchhausen-riddled fucks.
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>>7191251

who's this seamon demon
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>>7191251
WHO IS THIS SEMEN DEMON
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>>7191251
I think veggie tray is your only option desu
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>>7191291
When was this? I feel like a newfag because Boxxy was queen of /b/ when I started browsing.
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>>7191251
>can't have milk
>butter and cheese are fine
I call bullshit on the host of this little get together
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>>7191998
Like 2006 or 2007. I can't remember exactly
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>>7191914
>>7191947
Hey fuckheads, read the thread.

>>7191281
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>>7192023
It is possible that the host is actually lactose intolerant.
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>>7192066
don't butter and cheese also have lactose? don't all dairy products have lactose?
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>No meat or gluten
Seriously why even host that party?
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>>7191251
How much work you want to put into this?

You can make shrimp dumplings with gluten free wonton wrappers. Or a vegan falafel.
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>>7192072
Yes, but the amount of lactose in butter and most cheeses is pretty negligible.
1kg of Cheddar has about the same amount of lactose as 100ml of milk.
So unless it's a very severe intolerance to lactose, milk and butter should probably be fine.
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Roasted root veggies would be my choice (carrot, acorn squash, whatever else you want).

I saw some hasselback zucchini that looked good (or hasselback potatoes). Add parmesan if wanted.

You could do a nice soup. If you want a "creamy" soup, then puree some potatoes or cauliflower to put into it instead of cream and make it a nice veggie.
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>>7192072
Lactose is consumed during fermentation. There'll be some there, but less severe cases of lactose intolerance can handle it well enough.

Butter, too, has little lactose, due to being made from the fat.
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>>7191251
Damn, that's rough.

I have a cousin who's allergic to carbon and it's a nightmare trying to cook for him.
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>>7191254
she looks about the same as when she left the"chan" game give or take
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Veggiefaggot here, if you have a food processor try making some salsa and bring some corn chips. It's something that pleases basically anyone and there's basically guaranteed to be no 'does this contain ___' sorts of questions.

I usually boil tomatillos and dried ancho chile peppers in a pot and use it as a base, then roast tomatoes, jalapenos and onions (oven broiler works too) and throw them in. Cilantro is also a must. Doesn't cost all that much and doesn't take all that long.
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>>7192153
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>>7191575
This.
>no milk
>cheese and butter OK
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>>7192173
fuck she is still a qt
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>>7191251
squash casserole, sliced squash, salt, pepper, butter,cheese on top at the end of baking time.
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Just do a veggie dish, like a vegetable soup, puree the veg, then the soup will fill everyone up and you cuck the host as revenge for being an intolerable person.
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>>7191251
That sounds pretty damn lame. Someone invites you a lunch, a Christmas lunch but expects you to bring stuff? What kind of bullshit is that?
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