>wife just got done making chocolate chip cookies
>hand me one
>it's green, covered in green sprinkles
>"oh they're grinch cookies"
>HOW FUCKING DARE MY WIFE TRY TO BE CUTE AND FESTIVE
Count your blessings, OP. She could be boring and fucking some guy behind your back, for fucks sake enjoy that cookie
FUCKING GODDAMN I JUST HATE IT WHEN MY WIFE MAKES CUTE FESTIVE COOKIES
FUCK IT JUST FILLS ME WITH SEETHING RAGE
WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS, MAKING THE HOLIDAYS FESTIVE AND FUN WHILE I TRY TO BROWSE MY TWITCH STREAM OF SONIC 06 AND 4CHAN
Girls make dumb cute things,
Guys show off our dumb sick n0sc0pez and cars.
MARRIAGE: EVERYTHING IS DUMB
>enjoy that cookie
I handed it back to her, she ate it.
Sprinkles are gross and despite knowing I don't like them, ruined an entire batch of cookies. 40 of those disgusting motherfucking cookies...ugh.
You're a child. Your girlfriend is likely a pedophile, seeing as how she (theoretically) enjoys fucking a person with the mentality of a seven-year old.
Sprinkles are gross... This fucking guy.
>doesnt even taste like anything
>gives a fun flair of color and art
>gives a crunchy candy consistency
Literally zero downsides to sprinkles, unless you care about the tiny mess they make
How many times should someone have to tell someone I don't like sprinkles?
>How many times should someone have to tell someone
you must not have been married long. my wife is a very good woman but I have to tell her some things once a fucking week. change your attitude or get ready for a short marriage that feels like a long one.
Its the fucking holidays
Maybe she didnt bake 40 fucking cookies just for YOU, you fucking glutton? Maybe she made them as an easy snack for Family/Friends to pass around for Xmas?
Holy shit, OP might actually be the grinch. Explains why his wife made Grinch Cookies.
Yes she did. I asked her to make me cookies so she did. I'm a Chef the last thing I want to do when I get home is cook. I make our dinners at work, bring them home, we eat together and usually share a bowl of fruit or ice cream for dessert.
She KNOWS I won't eat sprinkles but for some reason she dyed the cookie dough I MADE green then covered them in sprinkles. I'm going to throw them away.
>im going to throw them away.
Holy shit you big fat autistic baby
My sides are fucking killing me
Also, who keeps mason jars that large in their kitchen? Gross.
I wonder at what point in my marriage I will sit on 4chan and talk shit about my own wife on an Anonymous Image Board
Sorry about your life anon-kun
I'm sitting on the couch right next to her wondering when a piece of cholesterol is going to break off from the walls of an artery and she's going to die from heart failure.
What a cunt I hope she doesn't pull shit like that when she makes you tendies
Tyrone is a county in Ireland, named after a French saint.
I don't doubt she can and will eat those 40 cookies for ya OP. Best of luck familia.
Took you that long to Google if that's true or not huh. Back to /r9k/ or /b/. Only the posters there are stupid enough to tolerate niggerdom.
>he posts a picture of his wife
Well, thats one persons life that I'm doing better than.
Thanks OP, I needed that today.