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>wife just got done making chocolate chip cookies >hand

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>wife just got done making chocolate chip cookies
>hand me one
>it's green, covered in green sprinkles
>wtfisthis.jog
>"oh they're grinch cookies"
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>>7191171

What did your wife's son think of them?
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>>7191174

Neither of us have children.
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>>7191171
What's wrong with that?
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>>7191171
>HOW FUCKING DARE MY WIFE TRY TO BE CUTE AND FESTIVE

Count your blessings, OP. She could be boring and fucking some guy behind your back, for fucks sake enjoy that cookie
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>>7191171
Based on your reaction to a Christmas cookie, sounds like she made you the right kind.
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>>7191171
>>7191171
>oh look at this cute cookie I found surfing Pinterest
>teehee theyre so cute
>oh hey theyre easy to make and I have the supplies!
>I hope Anon likes my grinch cookies :3

Do you hit her, OP?
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>>7191171
every woman does stupid shit like this. a lot of the shit we do is stupid to them. maybe grow up a little and be nicer to your wife, at least that bitch bakes
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FUCKING GODDAMN I JUST HATE IT WHEN MY WIFE MAKES CUTE FESTIVE COOKIES

FUCK IT JUST FILLS ME WITH SEETHING RAGE

WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS, MAKING THE HOLIDAYS FESTIVE AND FUN WHILE I TRY TO BROWSE MY TWITCH STREAM OF SONIC 06 AND 4CHAN

FFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Sprinkles belong on boring cookies thay need flair, chocolate chip cookies are good as they are.
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>>7191225
Girls make dumb cute things,
Guys show off our dumb sick n0sc0pez and cars.

MARRIAGE: EVERYTHING IS DUMB
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>>7191206

>enjoy that cookie

I handed it back to her, she ate it.

Sprinkles are gross and despite knowing I don't like them, ruined an entire batch of cookies. 40 of those disgusting motherfucking cookies...ugh.
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>>7191235
You're a child. Your girlfriend is likely a pedophile, seeing as how she (theoretically) enjoys fucking a person with the mentality of a seven-year old.

Sprinkles are gross... This fucking guy.
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>>7191235
Sprinkles:
>doesnt even taste like anything
>gives a fun flair of color and art
>gives a crunchy candy consistency

Literally zero downsides to sprinkles, unless you care about the tiny mess they make
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>>7191235
Sad excuse for a man
You eat it, say it's good and thank her. But tell her her sprinkles is not to your taste.
>This level of manchild
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>>7191239
>>7191241
>>7191245

It's the texture of sprinkles, they're tiny rocks of sugar, cookies aren't that hard. They're like tiny grains of sand on an otherwise awesome cookie.

One day when you actually move in with a woman you'll realize how disgusting, loud, disorganized and annoying they are.
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>>7191171
>>7191184
>>7191235
>my wife made cookies
>she ruined them because she knows I hate fucking sprinkles
>didnt even eat one or compliment her on creativity
>gave the cookie back to her in disgust

HOKLLLLLYYYY FUCKKKK how arent you divorced.
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>>7191245

How many times should someone have to tell someone I don't like sprinkles?
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>>7191261
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>>7191264

Not my problem she is incapable of listening.
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>>7191264
>How many times should someone have to tell someone
you must not have been married long. my wife is a very good woman but I have to tell her some things once a fucking week. change your attitude or get ready for a short marriage that feels like a long one.
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>>7191264
Its the fucking holidays

Maybe she didnt bake 40 fucking cookies just for YOU, you fucking glutton? Maybe she made them as an easy snack for Family/Friends to pass around for Xmas?

Holy shit, OP might actually be the grinch. Explains why his wife made Grinch Cookies.
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>>7191276

>bakes cookies days in advance to get stale and give to our house guests

She's retarded, but not that retarded.

>>7191275

A few years, long enough to know I don't like sprinkles.
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>>7191264
The keyword in that sentence is "I"

She didnt cook a bunch of fucking holiday themed cookies just for you to enjoy, you huge twat

Go hug your wife and tell her she did a good job
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Anyone young or immature enough to start a rage thread is too young/immature to get married.
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>>7191282
>take baked cookies
>let cool down for an hour
>place in airtight jar with piece of bread

Fresh Cookies for at least 1 week.

Op confirmed for NEET Husband with zero life experience
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>>7191283
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>>7191282

Yes she did. I asked her to make me cookies so she did. I'm a Chef the last thing I want to do when I get home is cook. I make our dinners at work, bring them home, we eat together and usually share a bowl of fruit or ice cream for dessert.

She KNOWS I won't eat sprinkles but for some reason she dyed the cookie dough I MADE green then covered them in sprinkles. I'm going to throw them away.
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>>7191171
If it makes you feel any better she's probably cucking you and her and Tyrone laugh about how much of a child you are :^)
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>>7191296
>im going to throw them away.

Holy shit you big fat autistic baby

My sides are fucking killing me
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>>7191289

Too much moisture, will cause cookies to become too soft, also crumbly...and disgusting...the moisture would also cause the sprinkles to melt into the cookies due to moisture.

Also, who keeps mason jars that large in their kitchen? Gross.
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>>7191300

I'm not fat, she is...that's why she added sprinkles.
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>>7191304
I wonder at what point in my marriage I will sit on 4chan and talk shit about my own wife on an Anonymous Image Board

Sorry about your life anon-kun
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>>7191297

Tyrone is a French name, also Irish...we don't know any frogs or drunks.
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>>7191316
Tyrone is a niggers name you dumb fucking autist
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>>7191315

I'm sitting on the couch right next to her wondering when a piece of cholesterol is going to break off from the walls of an artery and she's going to die from heart failure.

I....hate..Sprinkles
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What a cunt I hope she doesn't pull shit like that when she makes you tendies
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>>7191324

Tyrone is a county in Ireland, named after a French saint.

American teenagers...precious.
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>>7191297
>I have to apply le epic cuck may may to simbly everything to show how well I fit in
don't be such a faggot tryhard
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>>7191327

>that chin

I don't doubt she can and will eat those 40 cookies for ya OP. Best of luck familia.
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>>7191330
Your damage control is absolutely precious
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>>7191351

Took you that long to Google if that's true or not huh. Back to /r9k/ or /b/. Only the posters there are stupid enough to tolerate niggerdom.

Hysterical.
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>>7191327
>he posts a picture of his wife

Well, thats one persons life that I'm doing better than.

Thanks OP, I needed that today.
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>>7191327

She looks like a formerly thin person who got super fat after they got married. Makes me happy to know this will never happen to me.
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>>7191355
Is this how cucks react when presented with the truth?
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>>7191372

Yes. Everyone is secretly having sex with a nigger.

You got it.
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>>7191380
No just your fat wife because you're an absolute sperg
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>>7191394

>sperg

Teenager confirmed.
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>>7191259
>be married
>complain about how terrible your wife is
I genuinely hope your wife finds someone better. She sounds like a nice person.
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