Hey food fags.
Just finished doing some /diy/ work and now I'm hungry.
I'm making a grilled cheese, but not just any grilled cheese... Let's do this.
Step 1, heat up a piece of metal.
Step fucking 2.
Melt some butter on that bitch
Shit, forgot my glorious photo.
Nah, you need to see this shit in high Def.
Fuck off poorfag
Step fucking 3. Sourdough. If you use any other bread, your aspirations in life are dwindling...
Look at this idiot not knowing how much butter to use!
Anyway, step fucking 5. Spread that shit on the best bread in the world!
We ain't done yet though. This ain't casual mode.
Pile some cheddar on. I prefer mild. If you like sharp, go cut yourself with your edginess.
I was trying to do it live, got rate limited though.
Other side. Looks fucking great.
To better melt the cheese. No one likes a grilled cheese with cold non melted cheese in the middle.
Anyway, step over 9000. Put more fucking cheese on top
Smits about to get Sexy... I mean hot... Er, Sexy...
Flip it over onto the dry part
A bit of cheese stuck. No worries. Finish up by melting any stuck cheese back to the bread.
>complaining about load times on a 3 MB jpg
Triggered. My internet is 100 Mbps so I don't really care about speed, but to pointlessly waste bandwidth is just stupid. I happen to love both photography, and technology, and OP fails at both. HUGE megapixel images with poor lighting, poor lens, cheap noisy sensor, exposure time motion blur, its just terrible. The photo would look best at no bigger than one megapixel, reduced to 100 KB would be sufficient.
I'm not mad because of limited bandwidth, its just very poor practice to publish an image like that on the web, especially a high traffic forum. Good luck getting a job in the future OP, your technological retardedness is really shining bright.
For what its worth, there still are users out there who wont click your shitty 3 MB images. This matters to people on slow devices and slow connections. Especially mobile users on a data quota and only marginal 3G at best.
OP is too stupid to even realize posting stupidly large images of low quality is 4th grade level trolling.
Also, your cooking sucks.
>eating quality food when pure vegetable oil is easily chuggable
>listening to music when you can simply blast pure 400dB white noise
>viewing art instead when you can just stare into the sun
That's right anon, the sheer capacity of the delivery network means that there's no longer any need to care about quality of content.