Ask a bread anything.

>>7186117
why are you so overrated?

Do you have any bran? You better, or else I won't eat you.

What's your favorite topping of choice? I normally enjoy you with some cream cheese and strawberry jelly.

>>7186123
I think this goes back to the day I was baked. It was a terrible ordeal. After my trial was over I assumed certain responsibility's. Achieving them led to success. From then onward I was granted status. You can do it too anon.

>>7186132
What if I said maybe?

Crumb shot or gtfo

>>7186139
I prefer to be toasted and enjoyed with salted butter.

>>7186141
This is a blue board anon.

>>7186117

Rye did you create this thread? Do we really knead one of these?

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>>7186144

Pic of your uncut buns pls

This thread is getting rude. I have a yeast infection anyway.

Stale bread.
Abundoning.

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>>7186159
I can't believe you have made me do this. Fine, you want it?

>>7186144

Sans plz

>>7186171
Mmm yeah... You warm baby? You know I like the freshest stuff I can get my hands on

>>7186202
Oh god, I'm not sure this is what I want. I didn't mean for the thread to become like this.

>>7186202

Whoa nelly

This thread escalated quickly

I want to stick my salami on you like I do with my french bread

This is a strong independent bread /ck/, I won't sit here and let you plebeians degrade it. This is out of line. Sort it out mods.

>>7186171
Holly shit you fresh as hell. But some melted butter on yourself you bread slut.

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>>7186171
>breadshame
>my sides

is bread an athlete?

>>7186239
squirt some mayo on that

Quit loafing around