What are some foods similar to "whole chicken in a can?"

What the fuck kind of questions is this? The only thing similar to a whole chicken in a can is a whole chicken in a can.

>>7184880

Vienna sausage or a particularly goopy spam. I don't know what that jelly stuff is, but it's damn gross.

>>7184906
>particularly goopy spam
Or guaranteed goopy spam from not-spam companies.

>>7184880

Eating ass

>>7184880
Is this a Loss joke

I love chicken in a can!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo

>>7185165
omg

>wasting chicken that could have been made into tendies on that disgusting abortion of a canned good

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How bout "whole cheeseburger in a can"

>>7185192
I almost puked watching that

>>7185192
How the fuck do you become that goddamn fat?

>>7185192
Is he related to (Simply) Sarah?

>>7185828
this stuff is for doomsday preppers and survivalists. seriously, people hoard this shit. not surprising it looks gross, it has a freakishly long shelf-life.

>>7185856
now this stuff is true abomination tier, i've seen reviews of the infamous "dollar store steaks"

>>7184880
Just watch ashens on Youtube

>>7186305
you sit down regularly and eat a whole chicken from a can.

>>7186369
A LOT of that kind of thing is marketed towards hikers and backpackers too (like that hamburger in a can) and the idea is that nobody wants to deal with cooking after hiking all day long.

>>7186543
This.

https://youtu.be/rVza_AnhQ3E

>>7185192
I love how the process of opening and draining the can actually winded him. He sounds like a human being at the top of Mt Everest.

>>7187539
>https://youtu.be/rVza_AnhQ3E

my dick is so hard