>cold bacon is a thing

Well, bacon cools down eventually after you cook it, so I guess it does when you don't eat it all at once? Are you trying to complain about something?

>crispy bacon is a thing

It's just a sheet of thin salty rock. Chewy bacon actually resembles meat in some way.

>bacon is a thing
No really, it's an object.

bacon causes cancer

>>7184142
JUST

>getting your shit fucked up

>>7184142
JUST

Beef bacon dude.

I don't eat pork, so beef bacon was a crispy ass solution

>>7184214
Bacon is a noun.

A noun is a person place or thing. Object is a noun too. Objects are things much in the same way that bacon is.

Object is also a verb but that's unrelated for the purposes of these things. That is, nouns.

Veggie bacon dude.

I don't eat meat, so veggie bacon was a crispy ass solution

>>7184142
WTF happened to Brendan Fraser?

>>7185648

my thoughts exactly...damn he looks bad

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>>7185648

Alimony of almost $1 million a year will make you look ragged as hell, familia