>Tfw you didnt cut enough cheese for your crackers
>too much salsa
>not enough chips
>get more chips
>now you don't have enough salsa
Forcefully exhaled through my nose as muffled laughter while smiling when I saw this post
>Your Crème brûlée is too hot and you don't want to burn the roof of your mouth
>wait too long crème brûlée is too cold
I'll eat oreos with a fork from now on.
That or I'll start pouring a bowl of milk for soaking oreos and a glass of milk for drinking.
Then I'll drink the bowl of milk once I'm done with the entire family sized bag of double stuf oreos and get my 2800 calories for the day.
>make the starters for company diner held at the boss's house
>forgot to include his kid who is eating along all of a sudden and you didn't know
>left your drink you forgot in the other room and you just sat down with your food
I think they meant company dinner.
>get up in morning and make pancakes
>put glass of milk in freezer for 10-12 minutes
>freezer was in defrost cycle
>no freezing cold milk with my pancakes
>day officially ruined
>wake up in the middle of the night
>throat is patchment
>there's a glass of water on my desk that's been sitting there for three days