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>ranch on pizza

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>ranch on pizza
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Who puts it directly on the pizza? I've only seen people dip crust in it. Also, my local mom and pop has dank house made ranch. Good on crust.
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It is the fattest thing I've probably ever enjoyed. The secret is to use the greasiest pizza possible to ensure maxium fat-ass points.
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>>7182983
>ranch
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It never made sense to me to put savory dairy-based dressing onto a dish that already had savory cheese. Too much dairy.
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>10th grade
>have crush on mega qt in geometry
>start chatting her up in class, little by little
>work up the nerve to ask to sit with her at lunch
>we sit down together with our school cafeteria pizzas
>start chatting
>I stop mid-sentence because she just starts pouring MAYONNAISE on her pizza
>she just pulls out fucking dozens of these mayo packets from her purse and just keeps fucking globbing it all on the pizza
>she takes a huge fucking bite and I just get up and walk away and sit by myself for the rest of lunch
That was eight years ago, and the memory still makes me gag. Maybe if it was a little bit of mayo, I could've forgiven that, but she put like half a fucking jar of the shit on a teeny tiny slice of school cafeteria pizza, like it was all over her hands and shit.
Plus, how many fucking condiments and sauces do you need? It's a pizza, it's already got all the sauce you need, why do people put more shit on their pies?
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>>7182998
>pizza
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>>7183270
>italians
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>>7182983
>>7182998
>samefag
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>>7182983
Ranch on pizza is gross, but it's only an option at the kind of places where the pizza is so bad to begin with that ranch is the least of your worries.
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can't eat pizza without it slathered in some nice cold ranch

6'2
180ish lbs

debate me.
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>>7183017
You should really worry about why she has all that mayo in her purse. Does she have them at home and packs them just for pizza day? Are they always there? How warm was that mayo, and for how many hours? Good god man, there's more serious matters to consider here
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>>7183316
My argument is that you have taste buds in your asshole
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>not blue cheese
why bother
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>>7182983
Ranch is to spice up bad pizza. If you cheaped out on the pie, you need it.
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>>7183017
I feel like school cafeteria pizza it's beyond saving by adding things to it. Dave yourself the trouble and throw it in the trash
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>mayo on hotdogs
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>>7183786
Nice shit taste bro.
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>>7182983
Hello Simon.
>sage
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>>7182983
<OP in a vagina
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>black olives on enchiladas
>raw tomato in sandwiches
>candied bacon
>peanut butter on a burger
>lemon in water
>raisins in cookies
>pineapple on pizza
>chocolate in chili
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>>7183001
Okay, ranch dressing is more sour than savory.
Most dressings just stand out because they taste of vinegar.
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>>7182998
this

ranch on anything is disgusting. ranch is disgusting.
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>>7183017

i wonder how much she looks like a beach ball now
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>>7183316
>180ish lbs

you're also evidently dyslexic
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>>7183979
I agree with all of this except raisins in cookies, I love oatmeal raisin cookies.
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>>7183979
>>raw tomato in sandwiches
this is the fucking worst
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>>7182983
I put bleu cheese on it too
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Don't put it on the pizza, put it in the pizza, use ranch instead of marinara sauce or, better still, miracle whip.
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>>7183788
>jotaro
>not based Joseph
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>>7184078
Jesus Christ how horrifying.
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>>7183315
Everything you just said is wrong
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>>7184074
>bleu
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>>7184074
Either say blue cheese or fromage bleu you fucking idiot
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When I make my own pizza I mix ranch into the sauce, along with some barbeque sauce. Not a lot, just about one part of each for 8 parts pizza sauce.
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>>7184461
It's weird because blue cheese didn't originate in France.
Fuck knows where people get these ideas.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDhniI3i8Yg
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>>7184469
Just Americans being retarded as fuck, literally nothing new there
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>not dabbing Worcestershire sauce onto you pizza.
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>>7184497
>Worcestershire sauce
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>ranch on anything

fuck ranch
fuck it right in the ass
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>>7184506
It's great in ragus, chilis, pizzas and even on top of freshly made fries.
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>>7183316
Why would I bother debating with a manlet like yourself? Manlets don't get to voice their opinions.
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>>7184506
Always wondered what kind of ice cream is blue
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