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I'm in a bachelor house, this is what I have to work with.

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I'm in a bachelor house, this is what I have to work with. How do I make a non-soup item?
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Shitty pasta pomodoro maybe.
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mix some stuff
add gelatine
>or
mix some stuff
WHAT? Kosher Salt? how sick is the jew notion even
>or
mix some stuff
add peanut butter - not soup
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>>7178188
I once made poor persons pad thai with ramen and peanut butter. It was terrible.
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Pasta and tomato sauce is your best bet if you're limited to only that. Nothing in a fridge?
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>>7178195
Fridge is almost entirely beer. There is cup ramen available as well.
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>>7178191
what did you do wrong? or did it just taste bad?

When I have guests I sometimes cook food I dont like myself. For example, (real) chicken broth, coconut milk and peanut butter and such. I experienced that not every peanut butter is good for this.
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>>7178199

Tomato sauce mixed with spices + pasta.

Or take the turkey chilli and add a can of veggies.

Or take your cup ramen, pour it out and prepare it in a pot + add a can of veggies to it.

Or eat the turkey chilli and whatever else you want to add with it to the pasta or cup ramen.

Seriously how the fuck do they have lucky charms but no milk? God damn not even eggs.

Make the pancake mix with water and eat it with syrup if you want something sweet then run away before they realize you ate all their food.
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>>7178206
As for how they have no eggs, they're production techs. Frequent catering makes you bad at fending for yourself.
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>>7178169

Pancakes topped with peanut butter

Pancakes topped with some of that canned fruit I see in the back.( as long as it isn't fruit cocktail..hopefully it's peaches) drain your fruit, reserve some of the fruit syrup if you want, place fruit in pan with a little butter if you have it, sprinkle some cinnamon on it, maybe a little bit of sugar to get some carmelization, add a few spoonfuls of the fruit syrup if needed. Cook it down a few minutes then top your pancakes with this.

Cook the Cup of soup noodles, drain liquid, mix noodles with the chili.

As many others have said, pasta with red sauce.

Mac and cheese, just use water, add chili when finished ---chili Mac

You have options your just gonna have to get crafty.
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>>7178219
But there's lucky charms and no milk.
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>>7178224
Have you ever seen a grown man eat dry lucky charms? Because I have, and it's incredibly depressing.
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Drink all the beer, walk in front of traffic.
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>>7178226
Was it you in the mirror?
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>>7178226
Maybe it's just there because someone is really proud of their Irish heritage. Might explain all the beer in the fridge too.
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>>7178232
Yes.

Good news though, most of it is at least two years expired!
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Well, almost have enough for a pasta and sauce (Tomato sauce or Chopped tomato, herbs & seasoning, pasta) but you seem to be lacking in any decent protein of any description.
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>>7178169
Maybe just go make a quick fast food run for a burger or taco. Pizza delivery? I wouldn't even screw with trying to make something unless it's necessary.

After that try to go buy yourselves some basic groceries.
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>>7178234
All the cans are expired? Just eat the cup ramen, mac and cheese, a shit load of popcorn and drink a ton of beer to forget about all this.
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Toasted lasagna rollups with a corn and sweet pea salad

>Toasted fried lasagna Rollups
-Soak lasagna sheets
-Make filling using soem of the petite diced tomatoes, green beans (drain and dry), turkey chili (just a small amount to make a type of meat sauce), and spices to taste with kosher salt, and a little cream cheese to hold together.
-Roll into softened lasagna noodles and brush with the oil on the right of the vinegar
- top with bread crumbs, and put in oven until brown
-Create sauce with rest of diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, spices, and a little dash of grenadine for sweetness

>Corn and sweet pea salad
-drain corn
-drain peas
- Create dressing using spicy mustard in the fridge as a base, slowly add some vinegar, some oil, a little bit of angry orchard, and some spices to taste.
-Toss together


Hope this helps.
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>>7178240
Just sorted them. The only thing not expired is two cans of beans. Gonna eat ramen and cry.
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>>7178234

Surely it's still edible.
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>>7178258
Do this, don't give up. Even the expired cans can be still good.
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>>7178258
do this and document OP
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>>7178261
Even the fucking ramen is expired
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>>7178259
Okay that's it where are you from? If you're in the same city I'm gonna pick you up and buy you a meal.

Then I'll stab you and dump your body somewhere but only if you're not a creep or something and only after you're fed.
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>>7178268
It's still edible. You won't die from it.
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>>7178199
>just leaving the empty six pack of yuengling
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>>7178268
It's still ok to eat it. It's a best by date, not a use by date. I would still eat them.
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>>7178277
Nice dubs, but it's not empty
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>>7178259
Just order some cheap takeaway or something. Fuck.
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>>7178258
>>7178268
>>7178291
Don't be lazy OP, do this and tape it as a cooking show now.
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>>7178293
Tomatoes expired in 2012, I'm not man enough to use them
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>>7178291
Better drink that, can't give that yuengling to anyone else
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>>7178234
Hope the be does not stand for Belgium
Because thats how a Belgium fridge should look like
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>>7178323

>Entire pantry full of obvious American brands, Wallmart value crap etc.
>Every label in English
>Date is MMDDYY

>"Hurr hope you're not from Belgium"
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>>7178199
>>7178291
>>7178323
>haha look how mature i am
>look at my ALCOHOL that means i'm an ADULT because i drink BEER
>dude i'm so GROWN UP look at my fridge it's all ALCOHOL(an adult drink for adults!!1)
>us alcoholics huh

eat shit and put some real food in your fridge you tryhard manchild
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>>7178169

turn your goddamn oven on for once. at least check if it works.

buy a thing of chicken thighs, boneless skinless kind. with at least 4 of them inside. Get a big bowl, Mix 1 cup of breadcrumbs (italian style) with 1 cup of parmesan cheese. into the bowl. and add in about a teaspoon of basil and a teaspoon of pepper. shit's easy so far right?

okay. Now mix that shit together .dip your chicken a small bowl of olive oil. coat your chicken. and then coat it in the breadcrumb/parmesan mixture. put that shit on a baking sheet.

Put that shit in your oven for 20 - 30 mins. (check on it after 20 mins) and do so again after 25 mins. just to make sure shit isnt burning.

in the meantime get some instant mashed potatoes and frozen veggie mix cooked up (which is self explanatory) and you've got yourself a decent dinner and enough leftovers for the next day.

your welcome
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>>7178336
It's only beer. People drink beer. People store it in fridges.
Why not pull that stick out of your ass and act less like a faggot for a change?
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>>7178336
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>>7178369
You don't understand - he's American. They can't legally drink beer until they're 57, since alcohol - I am told, by Americans - kills people, and as such have a myth of alcohol being related to maturity, or pretense of. That's also why their teenagers buy a six-pack of assault rifles every friday to take to the school-shooting range. Beer is somehow too mature for them to legally handle.
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>>7178336
How about you go sit on a log nignog.
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>>7178337
Not op, but thanks I'm making this soon. I buy the fuck out of chicken thighs when they're on sale for 49¢/lb
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>>7178191
I laughed so hard to this.
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>>7178169
>tons of canned veggies
OK, I commend them on eating veggies, but slap those fuckers around. Buy frozen veggies. They taste better, they are cheaper, and they have a higher vitamin/mineral content. In fact frozen generally has higher vitamin/mineral content than grocery store fresh (but not farm fresh)
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>>7178336
Btw, since you mention tryhard:

I have some bad news for you.
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>>7178375
But it's American beer. That's got a pathetic amount of alcohol in it.
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