pruins, aka, the "brown" fruit, aka, yummy shit primers

>>7176087

Unless you suffer from some gastric-motility disorder coffee should be all one needs to take a hefty shit in the morning.

>>7176101
my anal sphincter is a little on the lax side, so I use these to grease the payload, since I'm caffeine intolerant.

>>7176087
Prunes are awesome. I don't even have pooping issues and I eat prunes frequently. They're so sweet and chewy and delicious.
Also, FYI, you can use prune puree instead of oil or butter in baking recipes (you use half as much prune puree as butter/oil). Makes for a really rich, chewy cookie or brownie, and good in things like spice cakes and quick breads.

>>7176113
>I don't even have pooping issues and I eat prunes frequently.

Gee, I wonder WHY you don't have pooping issues. :-P

>>7176116
What I MEANT is that I've never had pooping issues, even before I started eating prunes. My bowels have always been regular as fuck. Once a day, like clockwork, and occasionally twice a day, depending on how much fiber I've eaten.

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>>7176087
I've always liked prunes. Does anyone have any recipes using prunes? I imagine they could work with a lot of savory dishes.

pic related kicks the shit out of Raisinets

>>7176087
Mother fucking prune appreciation thread, been waiting for one of these

They get so much hate because faggots think they're for old people - jokes on them tbqhwyfamily

who here /prunes4life/ ?

>>7176292
hello fellow prunebro

Prunes and dates make for fantastic snacks.

>implying i care about the pooping
I just fucking love prunes. I honestly had no idea of their laxative effect.

>>7176292
>be former baker
>have friend from my old job who now owns her own bakery
>sells "prune strudel," though hers is more like brioche rolled around a stewed prune filling, like a cinnamon roll... only prunes rather than cinnamon; still has cream cheese frosting, though
>no one buys it and she wants to remove it from her menu
>suggest she rename it to "plum rolls"
>she does
>sells like mad
This is gonna sound like an angry foreigner, but I'm a friendly foreigner, so don't think me rude here: why are so many Amerifriends frightened of prunes? They're delicious! Where does this unwarranted suspicion of delicious, delicious prunes come from?
They're like hugs for your tongue.

>>7176682
>They're like hugs for your tongue.
yes

i am 20 and don't have poop problems but i eat the prunes anyway
sometimes they make my poops like soft-serve and i dont care because they are yummy
but i try to eat only 1 or 2 at a time so i dont shit myself

>>7176682
Prunes are known as old people food that is specifically for loosening the bowels. It's just a stigma. Everybody likes plums, though.

If you like prunes, try making a salad from grated beetroot (boiled, obviously), prunes, walnuts and sour cream.
It's outstanding.

>>7176272
these sound fucking rad, i've never seen them in a store near me though

raisinets btfo

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most prunes are made from these types of plums - how delicious do these things look?

>>7176997
They sell those prune plums at my farmer's market every year (late spring, early summer) they are fucking AWESOME. I've never tried drying them myself, but I buy a huge bagful of the plums, and they're gone in just a few days, everyone in the house fucking loves them. Somewhere in my picture files on my other computer, I have a pic I took at the farmer's market of giant bins full of prune plums. They were such a beautiful color, especially in mass quantity like that.