What do you order from Chipotle /ck/?

>>7175312
ecoli

Veggie burrito with brown rice, black beans, lettuce, peppers, medium-spicy salsa, corn, cheese, and guacamole.

Nothing. There's a taqueria closer to my house so I go there

>>7175312

>moi
>rest is English

Stopped reading at first word English.

>>7175312
norovirus

>>7175378
>Nothing. There's a taqueria closer to my house so I go there

This. Fuck Chipotle Norovirus Cocksucker Corporate Pseudo-Mexican Food.

Chipotle sucks. It's not good mexican, it's not good tex-mex, it's just shit.

>>7175435
Edgy

>all these plebs who get a burrito

what the fuck is wrong with you

get a bowl

>>7175445
you are one of those boring unoriginal faggots whose only comebacks consist of "edgy," and "nice meme" aren't you

get a life

But Chipotle is awful and bland op

Nothing cause I'm European

>>7175312
Having been there 6 times, I have tried everything on the menu.

I like the burrito (or bowl) with chicken, white cilantro rice, no cheese, and the mild salsa. The hot is good too but it over powers the chicken.

Next favorite is tofu burrito
Don't like the steak

ITT:
>b-b-but muh authentic goat rectum
>$7 rice burrito!?!?!
>e-coli
Steak burrito
Black beans
White rice
Red hot
Pico
Lettuce
Cheese
Tell them to mix it up before they wrap it and eat with green Tabasco

>>7175483
nice meme

Their tofu is god-tier. Is there a recipe out there that I can use to replicate it?

Death

>tfw get explosive shits every single time i eat chipotle

sucks senpai

>>7175312
There are only 2 chipotles near me, and both literally were on the Ecoli list.

Burrito
black beans
chicken
mild salsa
cheese sour cream

>>7176634
Yup that's why I haven't been there in eight years.

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and an order of chips to scoop up whatever falls off.

double wrap staggered
double rice
black beans
double steak
all the salsas except corn fuck corn
double cheese
sour cream

its fun watching them try to roll it up

90% of the time I order I get the double meat free

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>>7175312
Literally just finished some chipotle, was good as fug
>double steak bowl
>white rice
>black beans
>fajita veggies
>pico de gallo and hot salsa
>a little bit of sour cream
>cheese
>lettuce
>mfw I eat the whole thing with chips

Chicken Bowl. Brown rice Pinto beans,cheese,sour cream,corn,guac.
I might go back there tomorrow, the whole Ecoli thing kinda scared me off.

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>>7175312
>Chipotle is going towards bagged sliced tomatoes
>BAG SLICED LETTUCE
>No more veggies sliced in house
>Less "local farmers"
>Centralized hub machine processed
>Still costs $9
Welp.

>chicken
>rice
>black beans
>veggies
>corn
>hot salsa
>guacamole

I don't really even like chipotle, it's just right next to my apartment and some times I just don't want to cook

>>7176838
They've been going downhill around me for years. I recently went by a chipotle near one of my old workplaces and nothing tasted as good.
Also the guacamole was kinda greyish.

>>7175312
Burrito
White Rice
Black Beans
Half Chicken/Steak
Corn Salsa
Cheese
Lettuce
Sour Cream
Guac

fucking goat but runs up to 11 bucks

>>7175378

So do I but sometimes I just crave Chipotle or i'm closer to one.

>>7175312
If I'm going to eat fake Mexican I'd rather go to Qdoba or Moe's less prevention same shit.

>>7176838
Fuck is that really true? Chipotle is going to shit for real

>Burrito
>Steak (or sometimes barbacoa)
>Fajita veggies
>some of all the salsas (though they always leave off the corn salsa and I don't want to bother them for it)
>Sour cream
>Guacamole only if I'm using a buy one get one free coupon with a friend (since they deduct the second item instead of the cheapest)

It's not 'authentic mexican food' but I feel like everyone should probably know that by now

>>7175375
>Burrito
>Brown rice
>Carnitas
>Pinto and black beans
>A little of each topping except for guacamole (I'm not paying extra)

>Bowl
>White rice
>Chicken
>Peppers and onions
>Extra corn
>Light sour cream
>Cheese
>Light lettuce

enjoy with green tobasco

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Actually went today. First time I've been to chipotle in a few months. I stopped going because I got tired of getting there at opening, only to have to wait for a half hour because of all the Web orders. Zero wait today. Might go back tomorrow. Enough of my blog.

Burrito
White rice
I ask for a little more rice
Extra fajita
>thank her
Double steak
All 3 salsas
Little more hot
>thank her
Lettuce
Cheese
For here
Side of chips
Two sides of medium salsa
Water cup

I then sit by myself and turn down the brightness on my phone so no one sees the shit I'm looking at on my phone at lunch.

I live in a college town so we have a shit ton of Burrito places. Much prefer local places, we have this place called Mr. burrito and he has so many different options for the meat and what not. Chipotle is underwhelming

>>7175312
I get a bigass burrito or whatever.

I dont live anywhere near one and haven't been to one in about 2 years. I think I got a burrito last time I was there.

Taco/foodtrucks are nearer and offer about the same size burrito for probably a shitton less.

Though theres never a chipotle near a food truck...

>>7175312
I've never had Chipotle

>>7177913
Fag

>>7175312
>double wrap burrito
>brown rice
>pinto bean
>double steak
>green salsa
>corn salsa
DONE

>>7175312
What is the most efficient way to get a burrito full of meat and little else? Other than knowing your server or smoking weed with him or whatever.

>>7178706
"I'd like a burrito with quadruple extra meat. Nothing else. Thanks"

Burrito bowl with chicken (sometimes double), brown rice, no beans, fajita veggies, medium salsa, little sour cream, and lettuce

>>7175312
Chicken Burrito with white rice, hot salsa, corn, sour cream, and cheese.

The workers tend to have a hard time wrapping it up. One time, it ripped a bit in the middle and had to double wrap it.

>>7175312
I don't. I go to Moe's instead.