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I left the pot boiling too long and all of my eggs exploded.

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I left the pot boiling too long and all of my eggs exploded. Witness the carnage.
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>>7173134
Eat that weird residue shit that is stuck to the shells
No backing up now, you made a thread for this shit here, better deliver something
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After the water boils turn the heat off put the eggs in and put a lid on. Wait 15 minutes and wa la perfect eggs.
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>>7173134
nice, you aren't supposed to actually leave the heat on when you boil eggs though; you must have been pretty trashed.
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eggsploded
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You know it's done when it sticks to the wall.
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How do you fuck up cooking eggs this badly, jesus
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That's a pretty impressive fuck up.
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>>7173168

you forget about them, obviously.
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Please buy an egg timer.
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I can imagine they ashen sulfur stench.
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That's what you get for boiling eggs. Disgusting freak.
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>>7173144
10 minutes works for me.
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>>7173433
If he was any slower at cooking he wouldn't need an egg timer. He'd need an egg calendar.
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>>7173134
>oh the eggmanity.jpg
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>>7173536
12
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>>7173144
I know. I went to the toilet after putting them on, had a bit of a harder time crapping than was expected, then forgot I had put anything on the stove all.
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>>7173549

>not an egg sundial

You had ONE job.
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>>7173168
Since living with a female house mate for almost 2 years I know how this shit happens. She burnt Ramen noodles. Water boiled, put the noodles in. Then started fucking kikebooking. I've come home from work and the house smelt like burning shit. Walk into the kitchen and turn off the stove. There is a pot of burnt shit. Ask her WTF, oh i forgot about them.
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