First time posting here I want to cook a meal for my girlfriend

>>7140457
There isn't any hope for you since your requirements and conditions are ridiculously steep and unreasonable.

>>7140457
http://ck.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=chicken

Here OP, Chicken recipes with pictures and retard-proof directions.

>>7140457
Just give her salmonella... she would be delighted in some ways.

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>>7140457
go fuck yourself you stupid faggot. I dont believe youre not a dyke because only women are as demanding as you when asking for a favor

>dislikes onions
here go make this you faggot is your girlfriend 6 years old?

>>7140457
>dislikes onions

Leave her immediately. Preferably rip out her uterus first or murder her as a public service

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>>7140481
What the fuck?!

>>7140457
OP your GF is a bitch and you are her little bitch, make some sketti

>>7140457
>dislikes

Feed her a hotdog laced with arsenic, someone with such shit taste doesn't deserve to live.

>>7140481
I know everyone likes to hate on that guy and say his food is horrible but that truly looks repulsive

>>7140457
Please don't mention in your threads that you have a girlfriend. Many of us come to 4chan to escape the onslaught of daily reminders that we're forever alone due to social anxiety issues, pure ugliness, low economic means, and personal issues of self loathing and depression.

You can ask your questions without rubbing in our face that you are able to enjoy something that many of us will never be able to. Suppressing our biologically primal needs and urges to find companionship and a mate takes years of tears and heartache. Let us have but one bastion.

>>7140481
who in their right mind calls this abomination a salad?

>>7140511
And body odour.

>>7140503
You'll need to add strychnine and just a pinch of cyanide, Ms. Brewster.

>>7140457
SOAK LOGS IN WOOD

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>>7140511

I'm happily married with kids.

:^)

>>7140511
I can never tell if people posting this are serious or not, but if so, wow thats some weapons grade faggotry

>>7140543
I find it funny, but the people who saved it and go out of their way to post it must be serious on some level

>>7140457
Smart design for an all night fire.

>>7140541
Remove the "happily" if you wish to honest.

Been there, done that.

>>7140543
>weapons grade faggotry

Good one

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>>7140556

Just because your ex wife never loved you doesn't mean mine doesn't. Your kids probably dislike you too.

:^)

>mfw no one likes you and OP still hasn't gotten a serious/helpful answer.

>>7140564
Yeah, keep playing pretend. We all believe you.

>>7140541
There is literally not a single thing a human can do that is more immoral than having children.

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>>7140591

>Good goyim, having babies is selfish.

Hmm.

>>7140586

If that's your way of asking for more pictures you're going about it the wrong way. Butter or oil me up first.

>>7140617
I have a shoebox full of sweet, cute photos. That doesn't mean a damn thing. How about a nice pic of when your wife is on her phone, backing out of the driveway and scrapes the paint of your Ford Raptor?

>doesn't matter. I'm happily married.

yeah

>>7140617
You got keked, that baby is white.

>>7140617
so youre a spic that wishes he was a nigger? your fat wife cant even take a picture without her finger getting in the way either

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>>7140648

I drive a Hyundai Genesis, I would never own a ford again after out last SUV, just awful.

>>7140681

Yup, so am I.

>>7140691

If I was Hispanic I would have more chicken recipes to contribute don't you think?

Why don't any of your have children though, it's confusing to me why more people don't start businesses, have houses they actually own, have wives and be normal. It's not hard.

It's really /pol/ up in here, might have to report everyone.

>>7140648

Wy aren't you allowed to actually see your kids, did you molest them? You act/type/post in /b/ lingo where all the other neckbearded degenerate try-hards go.

Why bring it here? That's a banable offense.

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>>7140698
>It's really /pol/ up in here, might have to report everyone.


ok here's what you said last time you posted that picture faggot
>Italians use their fists not knives. Niggers and spics fight whites with weapons, only way they can win.

youre really /pol/ up in here, might have to report you. quick tell us more about your shitty life that nobody gives a fuck about tell me about your fucking lawn mower you faggot

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turkey raised without antibiotics + homemade PALEO tortilla + light laughing cow cheese. my gf loves it

>>7140704
If he watches anime then he's confirmed as a child molester.

>>7140709
Thought that was a petri dish for a second there.

>>7140704
I'm married with four leaches. I know how life is. You feign elation but I know the truth.

No man is happy being married with children.

>>7140706

That's not what I said at all. I've yet to bring up race ITT. You're confusing me for another anon.

>>7140727

>leaches

Confirmed for not being married or having kids. I take pride in whatever my children due, even mediocre or failure attempts to do things.

No father would call his children parasites unless he's a jilted divorcee paying 3/4 of his salary to child support and alimony. You decided to make them, they're your responsibility to maintain.

Real life's got ya down huh? Either kill yourself over it or stop complaining, be a man, take care of your responsibility.

>>7140773
This is what denial looks like, kids.

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>>7140775

Why aren't you allowed to see your kids?

I'm relaxing with mine shitposting here.

I really would like to know why your ex wife by default got custody of your children.

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>>7140765
its exactly what you said. stop attention whoring with your faggot kid

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>>7140781

I do enjoy the level of attention you've taken to photoshop what I've said, but hey...it's good.

Why has no women seen you fit enough to father her children?

>>7140788
look at the date you retarded spic. I said the last time you posted the picture. is english your second language?

>>7140765
Another anon that posted that same picture?

>>7140775
Its not just a river in Brazil ya know.

>>7140780
>I really would like to know why your ex wife by default got custody of your children.

You do realize it is extremely hard for fathers to get custody of their kids right? Unless its something very very serious the court almost always sides with the mother and that that is the default.

>>7140791

>I saved pictures to report abuse on 4chan

Hello moderator.

>>7140793

Quite possibly. I'm from Ireland so why I'm being called Hispanic is odd.

>>7140797

Not really no. It's pretty easy to make someone look like a negligent piece of shit with smartphones, nanny cams and a plethora of other spying technologies that are admissible in a court of law because it's in your own home.

So you're also stupid and easily manipulated. No wonder you're living in an apartment paying for a house your wife fucks other men in.

>>7140813
you really have no idea how to use this site do you? fuck all phone posters

>>7140781

This post is saying Italians fight with fists and brown people are cowards who fight with weapons. How could you read into it any way other than that?

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>>7140817

>you're making me look stupid, so I'll finger waive and ad him about how much of your life you've wasted on an image board compared to other users.

>I'VE WASTED THE MOST OF MY LIFE ON THUS IMAGE BOARD I'M SUPERIOR TO EVERYONE.

Coffin nails, every word you posted. You're pathetic.

:^)

>>7140813
I'm not the same guy and yes, really. Its a simple google search away to prove my point. The vast majority of women are given custody of their children as opposed to the father. They have to be pretty bad for the fathers to be able to get custody.

How do you not know this. Its literally common knowledge.

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>>7140826
because I know how to push one button it says I've wasted most of my life here? that must be your favorite picture you post it all the time

>>7140827

It's not common in Ireland, equitable division of child visitation, rights, educational decisions, medical decisions etc etc etc.

It's common place where you're from to be the literal definition of a kekold?

Move elsewhere.

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>>7140830

You said it yourself, not me.

How much of your life DO you waste here and why don't women find you attractive or worthwhile enough to start a family with?

>>7140457
That design just wouldn't work at all

1. Obtain some chicken breasts, boneless/skinless, chick-friendly
2. Brine them in 1/2 cup of kosher salt and 1/2 cup sugar for 30 minutes
3. Oven to 350F
4. Bake chicken breasts (discard the brine first)
5. Get some lettuce (not iceberg)
6. Make a salad
7. Artfully shred the chicken
8. Put chicken on salad
9. Feed girlfriend
10. Dressing ON THE SIDE
11. That's about it. Chicks love salad.

>>7140853
>chicks love salad
They really don't, they just order that so they don't look fat. They love food as much as the next guy

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place 1-4 chicken breasts on a paper plate. Microwave on high until done in the center, sprinkle some salt and eat. Yum.

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>>7140901

>so they don't look fat

No amount of ordering salad changes what people look like.

.gif related, what fat women look like eating anything.

>>7140933
I didnt mean that they literally look overweight. I meant more along the lines of feeling fat or appearing that they like to eat. Most girls act this way on the first few dates from my experience and i dont date fat girls.

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>>7140457
Chicken a la king
Get a package of pic related
1/2lb chicken
1 can peas and carrots
milk/butter


Cut the chicken into pieces about the size of half your thumb. In a large pot, cook the chicken until it's finished. Remove and set aside. Add milk instead of water to the pan as per the instructions on the package. Cook the rice as instructed otherwise. When that's done, add the chicken back, drain the can of peas and carrots and add. Heat until everything is uniform in temperature and you're done.

Only one pot to clean and it's really tasty. Also super cheap.

>>7140457
Why are you trying to impress your gf with a skill you clearly do not have? Either a) use a skill you have already developed or b) get good at cooking first before cooking for others. Now GTFO

>>7141274
This post is retarded and this guy is a dick but I also kind of agree with it. If you don't hardly know how to cook at all, no matter what you do, it's probably going to turn out not sogood. Cooking is a very practice-makes-perfect type of skill. Anytime you cook something new it's not going to be as good as the next time you make it.