>go to little local bakery
>buy some cake bite truffles
>oh these look good
>eat one later
>tastes like burnt plastic and butt
>taste permeates into my mouth
>won't go away
>oh my god
Local food thread?
>go to any local restaurant
>liberals talking about Islamophobia and gun control
>butch dykes with dyed hair
>electric cars with Obama stickers
>an overwhelming sense of hatred for anything related to Southern culture
>leave and never come back
Believe it or not, I live in Arkansas. No place is safe from these degenerates.
>live in rural indiana
>literally the same thing
I currently reside in Marion Indiana, but im from Indy. hbu duder
Anyone writing poetry or short stories on a Mac?
I recently went to a local burger joint (Ausfag) where a young bearded bloke was typing away on a Mac while sipping on an iced tea. I asked him if he was writing a short story or poetry and he laughed, said he has a green tea blog.
I died a little more inside.
>Fayetteville is a thing now
No one ever heard of this fucking city a decade ago, aside from Bill Clinton living here at one point. Now it's overrun by college kids from Texas who think we give a shit about their gay ass Texan culture.
Whataburger isn't that fucking great, guys.
Only 12 bux for this meal. Tenderloin is medium rare
>People like what I don't like! Oh god da feels. Muh conservative values. All demokeks are dykes!
When I go to local places it's mainly families of the restaurants origin or regular people enjoying a meal.
Chicago is a nice place to live. Only black people and cops shoot people. Then they only shoot black people. It's sad, but a safe kind of sad.