I just swallowed some tea leaves, will I die?

>>7133081
It will be extremely painful.

>>7133088
Statistics show that 100% of people who drink tea die.
Sorry OP, you're fucked.

>>7133081

Pussy.

Used to smoke bagged tea mixed with dried orange peels in jail.

>>7133081
OP is going to brew from the inside. I can't imagine a worse death if i were held captive by those poo-in-loo people in Indiana Jones and the Temple of doom.

They'll probably sit in your bowel for several month fermenting and feeding the bacteria that lives in there and eventually you may develop Irritable Bowel Syndrome which will be extremely painful for a big guy like you.

>>7133081
Go drink some bleach to clean it out of your system and get back with us.

>>7133114
>Believing in lies
lmao

>>7133120
He was clearly joking.

But, fun fact. You can get high on poppy seeds. You just need to make a tea of sorts.

>>7133126
Yes, but this is because OPIUM is made from poppy, tard.

>>7133132
Really, no shit? I had no fucking clue that's how it worked.

I sure hope so.

>>7133097
Not true - you're forgetting all the people who have drank tea and are still living

>>7133081
It depends on how they settled in your stomach. If they formed a pattern indicated a bad fortune, I'm sorry Anon, it was nice knowing you. If they formed a good pattern, you'll be blessed with good luck until you shit them out.

Only way to know is exploratory surgery though.

>>7133114
MYTHS I TELL YOU

but u gon die op

>>7133081
You're going to turn into a tea leaf.

>>7133126
It's bitter as fuark tho

>>7133592
>still living
For now.

>>7133081
smoke cigarettes to sufficate the poison

>>7133081

Drink Antifreeze to counteract the tannic acid in the tea leaves.

>>7133101
It is good?

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>>7134566

>>7134570
Definitely correct.

I sip antifreeze once or twice per week to cleanse my kidneys.

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>>7134826

Same here. I blend antifreeze, lemon juice and artichoke hearts for a liver/kidney cleanse.

>>7134842
I just tried this but it tasted so bile I had to throw most of it up.

>>7133089
For you.

>>7133081
Yes. Can I have your stereo?

>>7134858
same