hello this is chef john from food wishes dot com wiiiith
>Chef John will never lead you around Folsom Street on a leash and proudly offer up your well trained boipussy to his Poz bear friends
I can't watch any of his videos with the sound on, I cannot STAND the way he talks. Every other sentence has this upwards inflection to it that drives me up the wall.
Other than that, he's pretty solid.
He sounds like a morose psychopath in the earlier videos. allrecipes definitely coached him to make him sound less angry. They have a remote controlled prostate stimulator that the director pulses every so often to ensure Chef John hits those elusive high notes.
Every recipe I've tried of his has turned out great. I use his wings recipe all the time.
It's even worse than that, it's the complete opposite, he adds some cayenne in 90% of his recipes to create an illusion that it's "his thing" but in reality the amount he uses most of the time wouldn't even give any flavor and it's basically just an unnecessary step used as comic relief in his videos.
I have had a lot of success with his recipes too. The Chili Verde I made was one of the best things I have ever eaten.
This. I wouldn't follow the recipes exact unless you're unsure and just want to get the hang of it the first time, but they're great jumping-off points. I wish ATK and CI videos were on youtube though, because I usually just youtube the dish I'm trying to make and wing it based on a few good videos.
Well he did make that one video to attempt to prove that buying actual parmigiano-reggiano instead of the powder in that jar with the green lid was feasible for commoners.
I still buy wedges of "parmesan" instead though.
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Hello chef john here from food wished dot com wiiiiiiith
A bowl of tuuuuuuurds!
but not ust any turds, oh no,
we're talking real, freshly squeezed feces from your neighbors yard
so first your gonna need some turds
ad make sure you get the fresh ones
I don't want any of you folks to be getting those turds that are a day old,
you want fresh
so once you get your turds gathered you're gonna want a bowl
i'm using a fancy eramic bowl here
but any bowl will work
and you're gonna want to put the turds in the bowl for 5 minutes
and you dooooooone!
look at that, a fresh bowl of turds
so sticky and glosy
impress your friends this holiday season with this gorgeous
amazing looking bowl of turds
and as always