You could have stopped this.
Strips of pork microwaved till they are like crisps.
Tastes pretty good though
i'd like to take this moment to say i have never seen this fucking show ever. nor do i know what the actor is or sounds like. never the less the words and the lips read so clearly in what is being said that i actually heard the words faintly being spoken until i realized it was all in my head/
>be two years ago
>found a job at an advertising agency
>they want to be the hip new place to work at
>thus, they throw at least one get together a week where everyone brings something
>I hated every single last one of them
>and so, I developed a passive agressive menu
What is a passive agressive menu you might ask?
>Extra crispy mini tacos: potato chip thin tortilla filled with a lot of runny sauces, so that after the first bite your hands, shirt, mouth and face are one big mess.
>ice cream truffles that look solid but are actually molten ice cream after your fingers melt through the untempered chocolate covering.
And my favorites -like pic related- a selection of THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE ON STICKS BUT ARE ON STICKS.
>brochettes of crispy, crumbly stuff between meats or soft vegetables that fall apart as soon as you look a them.
>jello popsicles (that end up a big plate of jello with very confused, popsicle stick holding people around it.)
>very soft cheeses on toothpicks.
Boy, being miserable four days a week was worth it.