I can eat six White Castle sliders with a medium fry, and that's

A case of bacon, jalapeño-cheese sliders. No fries because WC has the worst fucking fries in the galaxy.

>>7121181
Man I admire your half bacon and jalepeno preference, as it is mine too. However WC fries have grown on me so much, they are like school cafeteria fries and it comforts me

>>7121192
>half bacon and jalapeño
What? I get bacon and jalapeño-cheese on all 30 burgers.
Maybe my school's different, but we had decent fries at mine. Still from frozen, of course, but they were crispy and delicious. WC fries are always so soggy and, because they don't salt them enough once freshly out of the fryer, bland. You can't do much to season fries unless they're fresh from the fryer because the seasonings, including salt, won't stick much otherwise.

>>7121170

I can walk a mile without having a heart-attack

>>7121170
I can take a dump every morning without sweating.

>>7121200
>What? I get bacon and jalapeño-cheese on all 30 burgers.
Well sir you're a hero....in my 20 something years of eating White Castle it never occured to me to get both on a single burger, nor have I ever been able to consume 30

>>7121208
I can walk twelve, what's your point bad genes?

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>medium fry
>only eating 1 fry

Not eating several fries

>>7121170

I can fit in a normal-sized chair.

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>>7121220
Pussy, must weigh like 75 LBs

>>7121214
To be fair, I haven't had a proper crave case in nearly ten years now, so I'm not sure I can still do all thirty.
All the same, I'm 6ft, 173lbs and 32in waist, so not a fatty-fatty and still enjoy myself some delicious, delicious WC, if I can ever get near one. The closest is like an hour away now.

By the way, WC doesn't still do clam strips, do they? I never got to try them and would really like to if they're still around.

>>7121220
I can, too!

>>7121211
I don't eat enough to poo with that sort of regularity. I eat about 2400 calories daily, most of which coming from grains and veg.
Maybe one BM every two or three days for me.

>>7121170

I can use my self-control to not be a slob

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>>7121170
>medium fry
plural you fucking retard.

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>>7121170
>May I take your order?
>six sliders and medium fry please
>medium fry?
>Yes
>Get out you colossal faggot!

>>7121170
I once ate 22 of a crave case.

I regretted every second of it in the bathroom later.

>>7121244
>>7121251
Look at these non Americans