Why are chicken nuggets considered strictly children's food?

Presumably an adult is capable of cooking his own damned chicken and isn't reliant upon the kid's menu at McDick's for sustenance.

Because of r9k

Because they're bland as fuck, have a uniform, slightly mushy texture, and are typically dipped in sugary sauces.

That's basically the transition toddlers make from mushy vegetables to solid food.

Sorry manchild, people have good reason to judge you for eating off the kids menu.

Regardless of them being kids menu items, they still hold a special, random place inside me. I will get them like once a year, maybe twice. If the taste is decent, which it is when you dip them in whatever sauce you like, and the price is cheaper than dirt, why not if you like them? I'm not saying you wouldn't look weird ordering them at a sit down place in a group of friends, but if you actually like them, who cares? It's your body and your life. What is the difference between them and boneless wings people order all day long at places for football games and such? You have to dip them instead of them being coated. Oh..wow.. But all in all, nobody is really watching what you eat. Most all people don't care. Too busy with their own life and shit.

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>>7121128
>special place inside me
yeah you shove them up your ass fucboi

>>7121134
DOUBLE KILL

>>7121128

>boneless wings people order all day long at places for football games and such
>boneless wings
>football

These are just was that manchildren have tried to make their childish quirks socially acceptable.

>>7121134
This isn't facebook and you don't get likes for retardation.

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>>7121134
now I know why parents watch peewee soccer so intentivly and get into it; they just want to find moments like this and see blood spill.

>>7121140
I always wondered what it was. They suck compared to actual wings. They don't hold a candle against some crispy skin and moist meat and good flavor.

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>being over the age of 12 and exclusively eating chicken nuggets/fingers

You're literally a manchild.

>>7121134
USE YOUR HEAD BILLY!!


OK DAD!

>tfw ran out of good boy points and only have leftover tendies
>>7121151
L O L

>>7121136
KILLiONAIRE

>>7121148
I don't eat them exclusive, but I will be god fucking damned if I don't get a nugget or tendies meal any time I have coupons for a fast food place, and they better give me at least three things of ranch and two bbqs

>>7121165
If you order 4 pc nuggets, you get a sauce for each one. So if you want the 20 pack, which only comes with 2 sauce/dips, order 5 of the four piece nuggets and you get 5 sauces/dips instead of 2 plus it's cheaper than a 20 piece with extra dips

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>>7121134
that kid is going places