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Breakfast thread - my gf cant cook edition.

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Breakfast thread - my gf cant cook edition.
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Say man!
Hey baby!
I saw your wife the other day!
Yeah?
Yeah, an' she's ug-leeee!
Yeah, she's ugly, but she sure can cook, baby!
Yeah, alright!
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why paper plate
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>>7118074
we eggs and burnt bacon

PUKE
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>>7118074
Is that melted cheese in the scrambled eggs? If so definitely not a keeper t b h family
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>>7118077
She doesn't like to wash dishes, we only save plats for gatherings and fancy shit.
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>ONLY EGG WHITES

anon...
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>>7118085

what a lazy fat cow
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>>7118074
she better fuck like a pornstar, OP
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What the fuck, OP.
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>>7118074
i puked a little look how raw those eggs look
that shit is still wet as fuck look how some liquid is dripping from the right side
and fucking burn pieces of bacon, you get a shit load of disgusting egg and only 4 strips of bacon
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>>7118103
Those eggs are so overcooked they're starting to break down.
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>>7118103
eggs? glad you told me, i thought it was potato mash.
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>>7118116
This guy knows eggs. Looks like whites only, too.
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>>7118074

>how to spot an American
>paper plates

Every fucking time.
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>>7118103
Those eggs are overcooked, they're just greasy
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>>7118273
>whites only

They're the only places I'll eat.
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how do people even manage to make such sad looking food
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>>7118294
over easy kek
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>>7118085
So wasteful anon.
Do you guys at least compost them?
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>>7118074
>Dude,
Fuck man your breakfast looks a little fucked up.

I had a poached egg on a slice of toasted French bread. And I don't mean to sound pretentious with the French bread thing. There's baking students at my school so there's a little school run bakery so I get it pretty cheap.

Pic related, awesome tasting and cheap bread.
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>>7118491
fuck off, hippy
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>>7118521
And I don't mean comment to the op in a mean way.
I just feel sympathy for they guy because I too have had to eat a lived ones shitty looking or tasting cooking to make them happy.
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>>7118525
Fuck you old man!
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>>7118085
She can't cook, doesn't "like" doing dishes and thinks eating off plates is "fancy"? Sounds like a class act. Did she grow up in a trailer?
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>>7118074
then cook your own fucking breakfast, nigger.
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>>7118085
You fucking manchild, and she is a womanchild, take like 1 minute extra to wash the plates, fucking do it.
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>>7118573

ITT: 4th graders who grew up in a trailer spouting try-hard, ivy-league hot air that most people with an IQ above 90 ran out of energy to back in the mid 70's.
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>>7120797
that doesnt even make sense, no matter how you frame it. super tryhard and a really embarassing failure.
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