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Just a quick heads up, Jack Scalfani will be appearing on the

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Just a quick heads up, Jack Scalfani will be appearing on the BBC's One show on Wednesday 9th of December for an interview as part of their YouTube Celebrity series.
He'll be talking about his show and his family life.
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fuck, i've been on that, shit's too weird
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>>7117823
this guy could make me vegan. i don't trust him.
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>>7117823
he should marry sara life on stage.
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>BBC
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>>7117868
>free smiley
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This can't be real.
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>>7117908
The BBC is quite real, just have to pay your TV tax, and it magically appears.
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>>7118050
>TV tax
Britain got it's ass kicked before for less.
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>>7117823
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do you think Jack is conscious?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS7a58fN74c

What do you think of Jack's venison?
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>>7118207
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>>7117903
newfag
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>>7118720
If only.....
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what the fuck

>>7117829
really? what for
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>>7117903
>he doesn't into [s4s]
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>>7118207
Looks like fucking Ali G, kek.
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>>7118215
no
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>>7118207
Is that his take-the-load-from-the-bull-money-shot-glasses?
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>>7117823

Oh god no please.
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>>7118757
top fucking kek m8
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>multiple kids from multiple women
>walmart sells his bbq sauce despite it being the worst bbq sauce ever
>wide social circle
>two "popular" youtube channels
>a house and a car

>all this despite being one of the stupidest and most despicable humans on the face of the earth

People say life is hard, but can it really be if someone like Ja/ck/ can prosper with relative ease?
Is Ja/ck/ a test of faith?
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>>7118834
It's because America rewards dumb retards.
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>>7118834
If /r9k/ was just less self-aware they could actually become somewhat successful.
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>>7118856
The irony is that /ck/ is full of people who can't cook, and lack self-awareness at their own ineptitude
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>>7118876
thanks
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>>7117823
>Jack Scalfani will be appearing on the BBC's One show on Wednesday 9th of December
Holy shit bro
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>>7117823
s-source?
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>>7118058
Just to clarify, for you yanky fucks.
The BBC is funded by the licence fee, and receives no money from advertising.

There are no commercial breaks on the BBC because of this.
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he ate this
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>>7118876
Haha, spot on.

Jack operates on a whole different level of blissful unawareness though.
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>>7118931
What the fuck is that
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>>7118931
Is that supposed to be steak?
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>>7118959
Looks like undercooked venison with breadcrumbs thrown at it
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>>7118265
>4:16
Jack acknowledges his wife is fucking her boss
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>>7118969
its actually is a juicy and moist steak with the best gourmet seasoning youll ever taste
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>>7118931
An internal temperature of 138 should be cooked, but it looks raw. What the fuck?

How can Jack defy the laws of thermodynamics?
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>>7119165
>>7118959
>>7118963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWwSCCwsEas

it's from his latest video
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>>7118265
That's the most edible thing I've seen him make
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>>7119168
Who cooks a steak just in the oven?

What in the actual fuck Jack.
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>>7119172
Seconded.

Low key looks good.
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>>7118917


We got something like that here in the states called PBS - And it's totally free, commercial free and readily available over the air. TAX FREE.

And their programming is top notch. Eat a dick, UK.
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>>7117823
post yfw they show a montage of all his "best" recipes
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>>7119258
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>>7119168
how do you even start a sauce business? he buys pre made chinese sauces and changes the label?
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>>7119263
What the fuck is that crop
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>>7119223
>And it's totally free, commercial free
Not as of like, the early 2000s. Same thing with all of the NPR stations. Sesame Street and several NPR shows are bookended by sponsors ("Support for [Title] is brought to you by [Name of some company]", etc), and Sesame Street in particular had actual ads/commercials for McDonald's.
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>>7119223
>TAX FREE.
Isn't the Corporation for Public Broadcasting partially funded by federal grants?
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>>7119165
Jack does everything on the highest heat possible which would partially explain it, but there must be something else going on.
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>>7119263
Which vid is the one with the wooden spoon in?
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>>7119332
Ceramic knife one
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>BBC

ayyy
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He should watch what he says at the BBC. If they suspect you have doubts about climate change or Islam you may as well just say you have doubts about the holocaust. You'll get exactly the same reaction.
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>>7119353
Thanks anon
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>>7119165

did he cook it on the foil? The needle for those are about as long as the handle. It's likely the tip is touching the foil
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>>7119458
Yup, cooked on the foil.

I think it looks like that because he only cooked it in the oven. It probably never got hot enough to brown the outside.
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>>7119258
BTW what is with the turkey captchas? THANKSGIVING IS OVER YOU SICK FUCKS
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Someone should napalm Ja/ck/'s family like he wants to do to all Palestinian children
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>>7120252
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>>7117823

I'm not kidding here, but does this guy have autism? He's no CWC, but there's definitely some vibes going on.
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>>7121101
I think he's just your regular average idiot. It's horrifying, but life's so easy now there's no need for most people to be functionally competent.
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>>7118207
what the fuck is this shit
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Who else ja/ck/in' it?
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>jack thread
my favorite
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>>7123054
Dont forget my overpriced smoky and salty jell-o
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Nothing warms my heart with rage like a Ja/ck/ video
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>>7119316
yeah, but that's different from being specifically prohibited from owning an antenna unless you write a check
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>>7124182
would you stop it with the US vs britain bullshit shtick already
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>>7121101
every time he stares into my soul through the camera as he eats his mockery of the term food it convinces me on some level that he is a sociopath.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxxpC6GJwEE

Jack needs to start sucking at cooking again.
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>>7128188
just came here to post that
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>>7128235
>cornbread from a package
>"stuffing" that is cooked on it's own instead of having been stuffed into the cavity of a bird before cooking it
he's still sucking just fine friendo
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>>7128980
Stuffing is better cooked separately.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1FfZiiK-I4
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desu, i kinda feel bad for this guy. everyone here hates him, and i understand why, but the guy sounds like one of those genuinely nice guys you meet, its sad really that his food looks so fucking disgusting because im sure he's really a nice dude.
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>>7129071
He's a lunatic Christian who wants to bomb Palestine. I get where you're coming from, but Jack is a piece of shit as a person as well as a shit cook.
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>>7129071
have you seen his jack on the go videos? He's an obnoxious shit
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>>7129071
>desu
idk what the fuck this shit is i had origonally typed in 'to...be...honest....' but this shit came up. fucking jap shit .
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>>7129071
I used to think that too, man, but after watching/reading a few interviews with him I learned he's not just adorably clueless. He's a crass cruel asshole who deserves a lot more hate than he's getting.
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>>7129080
That's what happens when you type like a retard.
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>>7129080
Hi newfriend, how are you finding your first day on 4chan.org?!
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>>7129071
This has to be bait. Jack is a fucking asshole, and dumb as shit on top of being a self centered bigot.
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>>7129095
I can't hate him because he's stupid and ignorant but also friendly. He isn't cruel or sadistic, he's nasty and self-centered in the same way childrenand autistic people are because he's stupid and doesn't know better.
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>>7128638
Who the fuck pulls out his tongue like that when shoving something into his mouth. This is an even bigger indicator of someone being lower class than holding a fork in your fist.
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>>7129135
>Who the fuck pulls out his tongue like that when shoving something into his mouth
JACK
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>>7129104
He choked out his own son until his nose started to bleed and wants to destroy an entire country. How is that not cruel?
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>>7129007
If it cooked in the bird then it's not stuffing broseph it's dressing nigga
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>>7129095
I feel bad for his retarded son.
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>>7129147
Because hebwas angry that his son hit his mom (child abuse is probably pretty common in his circles) and because he's retarded enough to be taken in by religious radicalism. Calling someone cruel implies they know exactly what they're doing and they get off on being deliberately evil. I get the feeling Jack thinks he's a good person.
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>>7129135

In his defense, he was tapping it on his tongue to test how hot it was.

But you do not do that shit on camera.
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>>7129163
No, that was the second time. The first time he "took his son to the ground" was because he grabbed him or some shit. If he thinks he can do shit like this and still be a good person, that is much worse honestly.
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for anyone who thinks jack is a good person

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6YdqjTgGoo
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>>7129164
Explain this then.
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>>7129167
see
>>7129176
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>>7129178
In the terrible Chili church aspersode he keep doing that shit with his tonge every time, is just disgusting
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>>7129080
wait did japanmoot filter senpai and desu
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>>7129238
Smh desu senpai SJW
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>>7129210
I guess the nose bleeding one was the second time, my mistake. That still does not make up for the fact that he "took him to the ground" more than once and still thinks he is a good guy. He wants to napalm an entire country, and still thinks he is a good person.
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>>7129244
I guess they got rid of baka and SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
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>>7129176
>hey guys I literally almost killed my son with my bare hands
>'wooooow that must have been so difficult for you'

what the fuck is wrong with these people
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>>7128188
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>>7129152
Wow he looks fucking weird without a goatee
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>>7129317
ja/ck/ always on his worst behavior
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He actually believed he could get his sauce on Shark Tank
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>>7130418
I don't understand why they wouldn't take him considering that Shark Tank is fake, and all the deals are discussed after taping. They've had worse products on the show.
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>>7130426
Read the blog
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>>7129178
looks like hes trying to lick a butthole
this guy gay af tbqh family
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>>7129076
>>7129078
>>7129084
>>7129095
This, I feel no more remorse for mocking him, he blatantly refuses to acknowledge failures and is absurdly cruel and judgmental.
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>>7119266
I think some friend of his dumped it on him.
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>>7130879
why would you post that picture, killer? are you trying to make americans look like cat-killers, anon?
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>>7118732

they did a bit on some communal housing i was living in at the time cause we were in the midst of a legal battle against eviction.
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>>7129178
How the fuck are you meant to bite a piece off without exposing your teeth? Does he just bite off half his tongue with every bite and regenerate it immediately? I don't understand how it's physically possible to eat like that.
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>>7130887
I think the message was America slayed those pussies.
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>>7130968
Stupid people find a way to do stupid things even if it defies all rules of nature.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZXLEvc0KWg

>it's a Jack obnoxiously reviews a burger joint in the middle of nowhere Tennessee with his church friends episode
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>>7129176
>Whole bar of philadelphia for a fucking dip
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>>7131205

I like when his was trying to talk to the businessmen and they were trying so hard to ignore him.
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>>7117823
How the fuck is he a youtube celebrity? He has a pititul amount of subs
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>>7131205
waiter at 6:02 is how I feel about all of Jack's videos
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>>7131205
the worst music in the world
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It seems like we collectively hate this guy, so why do we pay so much attention to him?

We feed these youtube "personalities" by continuing to give a shit about them.
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>>7131445

i think you might be missing the point son
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>>7131454
Threads about this guy every day, I never watch youtube shit normally and have a couple times almost tried to find his channel just to see what we were all so mad about. Then I catch myself and realize
a) I shouldn't care
b) If I do end up hating him, as expected, I'll have helped by watching.

Free publicity feeds youtube "celebrities"
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>>7117823
I want to believe
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>>7117823
Stop shilling your shitty youtube show here, jack. You fat faggot.
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>>7131493

i hate these threads too and i sometimes find myself defending jack when they come around because i don't like shitmunchers banding together to condemn individuals. but you have to realise most of the people who participate gleefully in these threads don't actually 'hate' jack, they just want to bully him. it is a playground mentality, the entire point is to get him tons of public exposure so that he can be publicly humiliated.
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>>7131536
And I thought we were slightly less cunty than /lit/.
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>>7131536
>>7131493
Maybe if we weren't already on an anime cooking board then yeah I'd say you have a point. But your point is nonsense among the 30 other pizza and Taco Bell threads we're buried in.

But honestly, most people do not care beyond having a laugh at Jack breaking eggs with his wedding ring or consuming undercooked chicken and pork. You're taking this place and thread far too seriously for whatever strange reason.
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>>7131620

'i don't care and we have other shit threads' is not a counterargument. we have thread after thread focussing on this guy, exaggerating his failures, screenshotting him looking unattractive and speculating on whether or not his wife is cheating on him, i don't see how you could possibly argue that the tradition doesn't thrive on mean-spiritedness.
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>>7131667
Oh what we're supposed to lie to ourselves about Jack's videos and cooking?
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>>7131676

you are being a huge cliche and i hope you realise that. 'i wasn't bullying him, we're just having a laugh!' 'i just wanted to see if he fit in a locker!' 'are you telling me i should be his friend? he picks his nose and eats it!'

i'm not telling you to do anything, i'm just saying, these threads are devoted to being bullies/bitches, accept what you are or change it or just continue to make the board shit by denying it.
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>>7131689
Go away Jack, No one likes you.
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>>7131689
Jack's shit isn't above reproach. Putting your content in a public venue is INVITING all comments and criticism. If you didn't want to be subject to this you would keep it private. Have you not seen the video where Jack goes to a fucking KIDS potluck and criticizes their food to their faces? But I can't make fun of this dipshit? Go eat one of Jack's chicken breasts and die of food poisoning, white knight.
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>>7131689
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>>7119263
that salsa webm kills my sides every time
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>>7131724
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>>7131713

> Putting your content in a public venue is INVITING all comments and criticism.

you can't abrogate responsibility for the quality of your actions by saying you were permitted to do them. the fact that someone put themselves in a vulnerable position doesn't mean you are above reproach for abusing that.


you can make fun of him, i'm not against making fun of him in some limited sense but in these threads all i see is herds of idiots, who probably can't actually cook any better than jack, scrutinising screenshots of his videos and making all sorts of retarded uninformed judgements about them. even if it was entirely justified it would be annoying to see you all shitting on the guy - but it isn't even that.
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>>7131731
>in these threads all i see is herds of idiots

Exactly. Which makes it pretty obvious that posting something invites negative commentary.
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/r/equesting some ja/ck/ erotic fanfiction
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>>7131731
>you can't abrogate responsibility for the quality of your actions by saying you were permitted to do them. the fact that someone put themselves in a vulnerable position doesn't mean you are above reproach for abusing that.

yes you're buttmad that we're having fun this is already clear

>scrutinising screenshots of his videos and making all sorts of retarded uninformed judgements about them

Hold the fuck up, Jack
Your cooking is shit
If someone were to use your videos as a cooking guide, they would end up with food that is HARMFUL to eat (see any video with chicken). Jack's cooking is harmful and dangerous and most of all DESERVES SCRUTINY. Holy fucking shit, if you're going to present yourself as an expert on a subject, but you AREN'T an expert then you deserve to get pilloried.
We are not in the wrong for making fun of Jack in whatever way we want.
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>>7131620
I mean, I hate the shitty chain food threads and "Rate my Papa John's Pizza" shit too.

/ck/ is a pretty shitty board and I wish it were less so (it's not the worst, I know, but still.) But my comment wasn't about wanting the board to be less shit, it's that, from the perspective of an outsider (in the sense that I've yet to watch any of this guy's videos) these constant threads seem insane. Like I said originally, I expect I'd hate the guy too if I watched, but you guys are feeding him a constant stream of publicity and I don't really understand why. This guy being such a big /ck/ meme baffles me.
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>>7131760
To elaborate, I don't care that people make fun of him, it's that he DESERVES SCRUTINY in capslock and is such a focus of attention. I find it weird, that's all I was trying to say. And maybe get someone in this thread to explain why they care so much.

So someone posts dumb (presumably) videos on youtube. Why is this one of the central issues to /ck/?
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>>7119223
You mean that channel that he to beg every year for donations just to keep going?
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>>7131763
honestly i don't even post in Jack threads, and just click through every now and again to see what new abomination hes posted. I'm only responding to you because of how much of a white knight or friend/relative of Jack you sound. Why bother defending him over this many posts when you claim you've never seen any of his videos?
Besides are you really coming to a board on 4chan and saying "why are you guys obsessed with ______?" We have weird obsessions. This is a website for niche and fringe personalities
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>>7131767
PBS runs news shows that are occasionally critical of our government. In response the militant right wing has gutted funding for it. They don't run commercials so they have to get money somewhere, so why not ask the grateful viewers?
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>>7131731
Normally you'd be correct. But Jack's videos really are awful. They give viewers bad information that can be potentially harmful. He deserves all the negativity he gets.
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>>7119378
>doubts about climate change
Do people genuinely have doubts about climate change in America?
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>>7131726
>beautiful
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>>7129163
>they get off on being deliberately evil
So cartoon villains? Cruelty is just causing harm to others with little remorse, which he is capable of.
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>>7131771
Huh? I'm not defending him, I'm curious.

And I frequent /ck/, I've been curious for a while.
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>>7131750

>yes you're buttmad that we're having fun this is already clear

classic bully defense. if it's fun at someone else's expense obviously someone is gonna be buttmad, use your brain.

>if you're going to present yourself as an expert on a subject

he doesn't do this.

>We are not in the wrong for making fun of Jack in whatever way we want.

listen to yourself.

>>7131789

you have to stop acting like his show is supposed to be authoritative and educational - most of his recipes are shit people have sent him, and he's clear about that.
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>>7131832
>I'm curious.
so curious that you've never once watched any of his videos? Something sounds off about that, but scroll up and check out the video about Jack choking out his son. Make that your first video and then come back and tell me why I can't make fun of him
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>>7131868
b-but 4chan is le bully! Not sweet innocent jack!
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>>7131880

>le two wrongs make a right face
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>>7131882
nah fuck you
Jack abuses his family and harasses children in public
I ain't pullin any punches
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>>7131887

ok mr sofa masturbating public defender righting the world's wrongs via invective on the neglected cooking section of 4chan
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>>7131882
>just ignore the fact that he's an abusive asshole guys!
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>>7131899
>>7131887
>>7131892

i don't particularly care to hear your evidence for this but i highly doubt it is proportionate or compelling.
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>>7131900
He even said he choked his son in a video.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc
jesus christ
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>>7131854
I think you're confused, Anon. I wasn't the guy telling you you couldn't make fun of him. In fact, the post of mine you quoted was responded to by that guy.

And as I said, I suspect I don't want to watch his videos, I was curious why the people in these constant threads care so much. I hate lots of things, but I don't watch everything about them, I try to ignore them.

I'm not even trying to tell you to ignore him at this point, I'm just trying to understand you.
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>>7131902

what was the context, was it serious, etc.
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>>7131914
yes, he was.
ffs the videos in the thread somewhere.
He disowned his first son.
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>>7131907
Also, I suspect I've completely lost whatever interest I had and been pulled into a dumb shitpost argument, as usually happens when trying to engage people on why they hate a particular game on /tg/ or author on /lit/ or whatever.

So yeah, never mind. But protip: when two people type differently, talk to each other, and have different opinions, they usually aren't the same person.
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>>7131902
i want jack to choke me
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>>7131920
>Split your lungs with blood and thunder
>When you see the white knight
>Break your backs and crack your oars, men
>If you wish to prevail
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>>7131900

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6YdqjTgGoo
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>Jack is a bad dad for choking his for smoking drugs

I am going to try and paint a picture of what it would be like spending a morning with Jack as your father. Tell me if he is the 'bad person' or if his son is the bad guy for wasting such a parent.
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You wake up on your king sized bed provided for you by your fathers hard graft and cooking skills. You don't need a clock to wake you up. The only 'alarm' you need is the glorious scent of your fathers bacon cooked rare with mayo egg muffins. You quickly get dressed. Nobody goes to a Jack Scalfani meal underdressed. You run downstairs, the delightful smell of Mayo infused with meat juices filling your nostrils.

"Hey son!" shouts your dad Jack as you pull up a seat on the table. You smile and say good morning and your great old dad pours you some juice, canned pineapple juice mixed together with 2 heaping tablespoons of mayo powder for that extra thickness and creaminess that you need in the morning. You look hungrily at your plate as dad reaches into the pan and pulls out the delicious bacon. You start biting your nails in anticipation. But they are too well done and crunchy and not packed full of meaty juices like the breakfast you are about to be served. As dad assembles your rare bacon and mayo egg muffins you start to drool. The drool lands on the plate but you don't care, the moisture from the meat will soak it up and you can drink that spit right back into your mouth.

Dad puts the food on the plate and you dig in. As you taste the subtle mayo flavour swirling around you mouth, the good ship egg floating on a wave of bacon juice, you know you are ready for the day. Dad takes a nice, thick, salami and canned pepper sandwich and puts it into your lunchbox, with a couple of his famous cookies for a treat. You know that you will be the envy oft he schoolyard once again. Your dad could beat up mine? Maybe if your dad was my dads ex wife. But it doesn't matter because my dad can cook.
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>>7132006
10/10
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JACK JUST TOOK THE VIDEOS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>7132021

Kek.
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>>7131942
>Jack getting Anon's highlight video taken down for "copyright infringement"

Literally how?
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Someone should report him to child services, also please tell me someone had a copy of it.
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>>7132051
Youtube doesn't check copyright infringement claims, it's cheaper/easier to just take down anything that anyone claims is infringing. This is how DMCA is used to suppress free speech.
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>>7132051
Top fucking kek! Jack is as salty as his "gourmet" seasoning!
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I'm the person who uploaded those videos, filing a counter claim now. The videos will be back.
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>>7132079
Also, just upload them somewhere else while you're at it.
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>>7132081

uploading now
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>>7132081

its rejecting them because of a copyright violation so i'll change a few things and upload again later
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>>7131942
>>7132051
>>7132069

did that video get taken down today? Makes sense considering Jack himself was here trying to convince /ck/ to stop being such big meanies
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>>7132178

yeah like an hour ago
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>>7132178
>Jack himself was here
really? what did he say?
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>>7132178
this >>7132197
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he wasn't on /ck/, he copyright claimed the videos i made with all his worst moments in them
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>>7132197
>>7132199
I'm being sarcastic
There WAS someone here trying to convince us that its wrong to make fun of Jack, all the while claiming to have never seen a Jack video
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>>7132212
It was two different people, retard.
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>>7132204

Could you host somewhere again? Really wanna see this.
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>>7132218
seconding this, I must see Ja/ck/s highlight reel
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>>7132218
>>7132225

working on it
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upping on vidme
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>>7132225
It wasn't a highlight reel of his cooking mistakes, it was more of Jack is a horrible person highlights.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZXLEvc0KWg

Reminder to tell Jack to do the burger eating challenge in the comments so we can watch him slowly lead himself to a heart attack.
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vid()me / 2Y7E
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>>7132262

part 1
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vid()me / HGTt

part 2
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vid()me / d4Y1

part 3
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>>7132262
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE FUCKING BEAR CLAW SHREDDING SCENE
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>>7132262

He got beaten up by his first wife and almost choked his son to death

wow
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>>7132285
>opposes violent right wingers who want to eradicate Palestinians

holy shit i'm impressed! And only moments after admitting that he choked his son so hard that his son burst a blood vessel in his nose
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>>7132079
What was in the video?
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i just had a dream where i met jack. i was in a remote european country, doing grocery shopping, when suddenly jack waltzed in with his tribe and acted as fairly obnoxious as usual. it was like a big elephant shitting everywhere, in search of European Delicacies.
i called him a kek and said his wife was probably looking for meat in other places and meandered elsewhere like the faggot i am.

i recall hearing him putting on a fake accent and loudly mispronouncing the name of some bread half way across the entire room.
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>>7132307

theyre the vidme links a few posts above yours
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Holy shit, they made the interview video with Ja/ck/ on that gay dude's christian podcast a private video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t30IKGKvokQ

Look at the channel, it's missing episode 6 which is the one with Ja/ck/

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCmEtJVQOsF8YY6FviRvQv4w/videos
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>>7132361

Lmfao holy shit. I've got the whole thing downloaded. I'll reupload it when I get the chance.
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>>7132375
Awesome, dude, if you can put your download file on mega or something that would be awesome--I want a copy too. Just in case. I only got the url because I put it on my favorites list
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>>7132380

after I upload it, just go to www.keepvid.com and DL it, probably easier, my upload speed is shit
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>>7132361
>>7132375

Further proof from that podcast of Ja/ck/ hiding from his own words

https://twitter.com/suneveningcof/status/666587606138773504
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>>7132375
>>7132361
Oh fuck, if we could get the SJWs unleashed on the Kuck King that'd be amazing

Wanting to napalm Palestine and assaulting drug addiction victims is quite problematic tbqh
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>>7132382
Will do thanks bruh
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we need to really spread the word about these videos and specifically what Jack said in them. Lets turn his "fanbase" against him with a huge sjw backlash.
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>>7132395

this would be fantastic
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>>7132361
what did jack say about a gay person
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>>7132410
lmao
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>>7132395
>>7132410

Also worth noting that the pastor (Maury Davis) Ja/ck/ specifically chose to go to for his gawd advice about wiping out Palestine is a convicted murderer that killed his wife.

Ja/ck/ is a scumbag, period.

http://www.regent.edu/news_events/?article_id=1898&view=full_article
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Where should we post these videos? To church groups? To larger cooking forums? Tumblr of course.
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>>7132424
perfect plan desu

tumblr considers a mere spanking to be an assault
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>>7132424

friend said i should upload the clips of him talking about choking out his son with the caption "should find a place to post that video with the caption "popular youtuber with over 200k subscribers brags about choking son"
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>>7132424
cooking forums would also be a good start, perhaps under the guise of a concerned father of 3
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uploading just the clips of him saying he choked out his son
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>>7132433
KEK
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>>7132430
Spanking is assault, you mong
Unless it's consensual
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>>7132459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI&feature=youtu.be

full video still uploading, youtube being lame
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https://twitter.com/suneveningcof/status/672219581377880064
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>>7132466

Hahaha, thank you.
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Maybe we could start a petition to the BBC to not air the interview of genocide advocate, Jack Scalfani
Notify some Palestinian groups, etc

Cultural marxism is actually great if you can use it to your advantage desu famiglia
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>>7132470
hmm hmmm hmm hmmm
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>>7132470
we also need to call this to attention. pulling the video and trying to hide the fact that this person they endorse was opening talking about abusing his son and encouraging violent acts against Palestineans, while the hosts basically sat and laughed with him and agreed.
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>>7132483

https://twitter.com/suneveningcof/status/672222440827822080
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>>7132470
Oh lol!
why did they take it down?
"ha because we wanted to!"
HMMM
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>>7132491
>@hats_the_god's only public post is an MDE retweet
>oh cool
>its the one supporting Chuck Johnson
negroid this better be an ironic retweet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxxpC6GJwEE

why doesn't he dice up the cilantro
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https://twitter.com/suneveningcof/status/672223605586042880
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JUST
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>>7132505

forgot about that, it's been removed lol
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HERES THE PODCAST THEY DELETED WHERE HE CHOKED THE SHIT OUT OF HIS SON http://ec-cdn.stitcher.com/40807909.mp3
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>>7132520
see:
>>7132466
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>>7132522
the youtube mirror can get taken down, that mp3 would be much harder
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>>7132491
based anon holy shit

Honestly taking down this fucking guy along with Jack wouldn't be the worst thing in the world
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Full video is processing.
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ok guys, once the videos are up we need to start spreading this around.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhTiXzXPRAA&feature=youtu.be

taking forever, should be done soon
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If we're gonna do anything to this man it better be this

>>7132246
>>7132246
>>7132246

He knows about his health issues and made multiple videos about it but claims he can beat the burger challenge lets see if he can do it
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>>7132549

its done
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also, the king kek himself is probably aware and browsing these threads, keep this in mind.
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i sent him a tweet asking why all his logos are stolen from either South Park or Facebooks Bit Strips and he blocked me.
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im going to eat if anyone wants to communicate about jack shit tweet me or message me on youtube
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>>7132571
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>>7132392
can you imagine how fucking funny that would be?

we need to confront him with this somehow, demand to know why it was blocked

I want to see him in damage control mode
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>>7131904
>6:34
>WA LA!
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>>7132477
Do this. UK has all pakis and middle easterners they will pull it so fast
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>>7132613
I will cum in my knickers if we get Ja/ck/ pulled from that BBC show. That would be the crowning achievement for /ck/ tbqhwyf
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>>7132634
how do we go about this
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>>7132639
Not sure but we just need to bring it to the attention of the producers. I imagine emails, tweets, etc. would work but I don't know who specifically to contact. And you probably shouldn't be too indignant or insistent, just state that this would reflect poorly on the BBC and doesn't align with their views or some shit.
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>>7132658
It certainly wouldn't be inaccurate.
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>>7132493
>ha because we wanted to!
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>>7132658
I think if you deliver it without being aggressive then yes, it's not inaccurate anyway.
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>>7132658
the fact that he supports the genocide of an entire race should be enough
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>>7132673
I didn't even understand what he was saying. I mean Jack in the video.
"I stood up and ...?"
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im making @exposejackscalfani twitter account now
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>>7132689
>"I'm like, I stood up; where do I sign up"

that's what he says there at the end. after hearing this homicidal pastor talk about napalming palestinians
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>>7132648
Wouldn't you rather see him make a fool of himself on the BBC though? I can't imagine the BBC taking too kindly to his shenanigans.
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>>7132697
protest BBC after his interview airs so they can be embarrassed for airing him
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>>7132697

i want ppl to know hes a scummy trash person
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https://twitter.com/exposejscalfani
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>>7132697
No, he's not self-aware enough to be embarrassed by his actions. He's gotten too far with his mediocrity with no one calling him out for being a shit person, enough is enough. Time for some consequences.
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>>7132697
Ooh, that is tough

I really can't tell if I'd rather see Ja/ck/ make an apology video or make a fool of himself internationally.
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>>7132697
thats a little too risky. what if he doesnt fail. then he would get international encouragement
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>>7132705
god bless
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>>7132705
this is incredible. please make the posts very legible and calm, collected. just show the facts. lets spread this twitter account handle everywhere.
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>>7132716

Will do.
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>>7132716
on all his videos for sure
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im sending out some tweets to people he has interacted with on twitter
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>>7132739
keep it up framily, i like it
maybe we can't take down ISIS, but we can take down Jack Scalfani
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https://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/3v89la/popular_youtuber_brags_about_choking_son/

got my friend to post this for me since i dont use reddit
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holy fuck Ja/ck/ is gunna shit a block of cream cheese when he figures out whats going on
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>>7132756

i hope so
>>
Anybody sending out any thoughtful tweets to the BBC about Scalfatty?

What show is he even appearing on
>>
you do know he's going to flag the video and if you continuously upload it your account will be removed

upload it several times on different accounts
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>>7132819

ive uploaded it on a diff account each time and he cant flag it since its not his video, i guess the original uploaders can but im not worried
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keep spreading this. send it to some tumbr accounts that would run with it. post it on food network message boards or tweet at them. tweet at a BUNCH of accounts related to food, family, religion, etc.
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>>7132819

other ppl should download it and upload it so more see it
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Do people off of /ck/ actually give a fuck about this guy or even know who he is though?
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>>7132831
lmao this is fun Im running a muck with these @'s
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>>7132844
hes well known enough to have appeared on TV before and is currently booked to appear on BBC
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>>7131892
My favorite story is how he moved to some flyover shitstate so that jack jr wouldn't be taught sex ed. Also homsexuality is a choice and Jack has chosen not to be gay
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>>7117823
Will they ask him about wanting to napalm Palestine?
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>>7131904
holy christ
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>tfw people took talking shit about Jack too seriously and began a campaign about it, ending the pax romana that was once a fun weekday's evening spent poking fun at a kek

It was fun while it lasted lads
>>
jack is a kek
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>>7132876
I'm feeling this too :/
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>>7132913

fuck jack, hes a scummy douchebag who is trying to hide shit hes already admitted too
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>>7132876
nah, the campaign is about his cohorts suddenly trying to cover his scummy tracks
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>>7132784
Wait until it airs, that way people will see it the first time, then it gets pulled. Extra defamation. Maybe even show tumblr and get their asses on it
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>>7132876
same
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>>7132876
>>tfw people took talking shit about Jack too seriously

That didn't happen.
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>>7132876
>implying ja/ck/ will ever stop cooking juicy meat for his GERMAN fans to enjoy
Dude, block out the haters man. The king is unstoppable
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fuck you guys, you're going to ruin one of my favorite things; watching jack suck at cooking every few days

i watch every one of his videos and you faggots are going to ruin it with your tumblr social justice bullshit
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>>7132973
shut up ugly
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>>7132861
>hes well known enough to have appeared on TV before and is currently booked to appear on BBC

Speaking of which, someone should email the BBC a link to him talking about choking his son. The local sheriff's office might not be a bad bet either.
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>>7132996

emailing BBC now
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>>7132996
What if someone sent the video to CPS and got Jack Jr. taken away?
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>>7132973
He won't stop his show, he will just have a public stigma that prevents him from appearing on most TV stations... unless he runs for president and is a billionaire
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>>7133011
Also good, but the sheriff's office would probably be easier to find and they'd probably forward it anyway.
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Couldnt he say the whole son attacking was "Self defense" and get off for anything
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>>7133028
They probably couldn't make a case anyway. Even if they went to his son he's an outright stoner and brags about it so I doubt they'd trust him.
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>>7132973
It's the muslims and their muslim sympathizers doing this because Ja/ck/ is anti-P*lestinian
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>>7129176
Wow he filed a copyright claim?

Was it to save face? Or was it his narcissism?
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>>7133294

both i think, he had the source video made private as well
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>>7131904
>spreads seasoning all over pork without removing ring
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>>7132973
this

you autists need to fuck off. nobody cares about the palestinians. if you get rid of ja/ck/ we're back to using joey and reviewbrah as our mascots.
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I don't know, I think this thread is fucking hilarious. It's like a couple anons went nuts because someone defending him and someone else expressed curiosity about him and they decided that meant he was here and now they're turning this into some sort of tumblr-like crusade.

I kind of want to save images of this thread for posterity.
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>>7133447
Please save them, they expect one of us in the wreckage brother.
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Should we all send emails to BBC explaining why having him on the show is a danger? like showing them pictures of the raw meat he ate or photoshopping pictures of him with a gun LMAO.
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>>7133599
>like showing them pictures of the raw meat he ate or photoshopping pictures of him with a gun LMAO.

thats stupid just send them the video of him saying he choked out his son and that he wants to nuke ppl

you cant just make shit up lol they can fact check
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>>7133608
true,

well anyhow, anyone got a link to a mirror of that podcast thing he did where he said he strangled his son?
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>>7133674

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUvYcUbxzYI
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>>7133599
just show them pictures of his yorkshire puds and they'll get right triggered
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>>7133690
That smirk on his wife's face as he describes choking out his first son...
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>Thread shitting on a guy turns into a concentrated effort to ruin his life

Jesus christ. Since when does /ck/ do raids?
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>>7132973
Literally no one who's doing this is doing it to shut Jack down for good
Most people just want to see how he responds
Personally, I can't wait to see his smug, indignant response where he admits no fault and blames everybody else in true Jack fashion

Can't Whack the Jack
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>>7133922
It's not going to ruin his life, he isn't enough of a public figure for that nor is he sufficiently self-aware.
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>>7133322
>Gets a skin infection around his ring and blames the ring
>>
ily jack
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