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How can Americans put this shit into their mouths?

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How can Americans put this shit into their mouths?
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>>7116988
How can eurofags put so many muslim dicks into their mouths?
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>>7116988
>Cheese Wow

laziest product name ever
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>>7116988
Well, it has a nozzle that does most of the work for you.
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Do europeans actually think that this stuff is common in america and we eat it in place of cheese?
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when I was in highschool I was over my friends house up in his room, there were 5 of us. his mome came up and gave us each a can of this stuff.

we ended up not eating it and just had a cheese fight, really fucked up the walls and carpet
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We rarely do, its kind of a novelty item

People in Philadelphia put it in sandwiches, but most of the rest of the country is better at making philly cheese steaks and use provolone
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i don't even see this stuff in stores anymore to be perfectly honest (tbph)
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>>7116988

the one with bacon bits in it is the best one.

It tastes really good on hotdogs, the flavor just works better than most regular melted cheeses.
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The same way foreigners guzzle our cum
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>>7117031
>spray can of cheese and bacon
jesus christ america
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>>7117074
america is a large affluent place, you can buy pretty much anything technology allows for
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>>7117079
what if I want a papier mache golem that shits sriracha?
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>>7117089
technology just isn't there yet
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>>7117074

you should try it before you knock it.

It also goes really well on triscuits
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>>7117089
Make it, market it for 19.99 with that British guy selling it and become an overnight millionaire.

Land of OPPORTUNITY.
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>>7116988
i am a american and it is awful i don't understand it, only the bottom rung eat this
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Bugles and Easy Cheese master race reporting in
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>>7117113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z9WzER-woc
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We can use spoons or chips to put this shit into our mouths, but the cans have nozzles on top that makes putting the shit into our mouths much simpler.
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>>7116988
I don't know. I'm American and never have. Stop obsessing.
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>>7117603
Nothing a bit of sandpaper wouldn't fix.
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>>7117604
I hope you know what you are one of the very, very few americans(aprox. 26.000) that are not eating these processed cheeses in a can and are morbidly obese?
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>>7117612
So you're telling me over 300 million Americans eat processed cheese in a can? Don't be stupid. Stop obsessing. What do you get out of this?
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>>7117616
Several new studies show that there are about 26.000 americans left that are not eating themselves to death on processed cheeses from a can. Where have you been the last 10 years? Hiding under a rock? Pick up and read a newspaper once in a while.
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>>7117618
You can't even post a link to the study. Seriously what are you getting out of this obsession? Did an American rape your mother in front of you? Calm the fuck down.
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>>7117603

You.

Stop that.
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>>7117623
Typical american mindset.
>give me this
>give me that
>this ice cream isn't sweet enough
How about you take those sausage fingers and google "more than 300 million americans have orange stuff on the side of their mouths" and find the most recent study.

Jeez.
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>>7116988
I've only seen easy cheese, and it's pretty good on crackers
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>tfw /ck/ used to be fun before Americans destroyed it by shitposting and, lately, metashitposting by pretending to be Europeans trolling Americans
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>>7117632
Amen to that. I've seen it too.

Also, this >>7067720 and that >>6704577.
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>>7117632

Americans complaining over americans pretending to be european to troll americans.

Meta overload.
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>>7117691
European trolling americans complaining over americans pretending to be european to troll americans.
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>>7117691
>>7117693
It's getting worse. Most of the meta shitposters are midwesterners by the way.
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>thinking the shitposting is from Americans or Europeans when this is the internet prime time for Australians

You naive fucks.
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>>7117693
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>>7117700
But australians aren't even people...
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>>7117626
Lets get circular.
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You can squeeze it on pasta instead of parmesan
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>>7117709
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>>7117704

They've managed to teach chimps basic typing skills so I imagine you could do it with an Australian too.
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>blaming shitposting on a nation that only has minimal internet speed

Fucking Americans, when will they ever stop to blame others
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>>7117730
inb4 insecure americans reporting their own internet speed.
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>>7116988
>made with !!!REAL!!! cheese

oh man that is sad
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>>7117737
>>7117730
Nice insecurity
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>>7116993

Don't worry we already sent you some, Obama seemed pretty eager so we'll send you some more a little later. I'm sure you'll enjoy them too.
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European here with a simple question.

Why haven't you americans lynched the Kraft family yet? Not only have they sold you the worst food imaginable for generations, they also own the memeiest team of all time.
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>>7117752
We unironically like it Eurosyrian.
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>enable flags on /ck/
>enable filtering by country
>wew lad
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>>7117612
Made me laugh. It's not true though.
There is, however, a new study that shows 21% of all americans have fast food review accounts on youtube. That is incredible and is a reflection of how far gone the americans are.
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>>7117764
But this "food" you put in your bodies can't be good for you. It should be haram.
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>ctrl+f Goofy Movie
>no results
Seriously?
Don't tell me none of you tried this at least once because of that movie.
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>>7116993
I do like how Americans always say everyone who ever says anything is a yuro.

There are no flags here, what lead you to the assumption that he was a yurpeen?
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>>7117764
>Eurosyrian

I like that. Gonna use it to trash talk the foreigners.
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>>7118181
Everyone knows the only countries on Earth are America, Euro and Chinese, but Chinas aren't allowed on the internet because of Chairman Mow, so it has to be you guys
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I had it as a kid when we were dirt fucking poor.
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I see those in the american shelf at the store but I never tried it. The bacon one actually sounds nice
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>>7118162
>21% of all americans have fast food review accounts on youtube

Citation needed.
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>>7118190
Hello, I'm Dr. Charles Citation from the Mayo Clinic, and I can confirm that what that anon said is true.
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>land of the free
>31% of its population is behind bars
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>>7117709
>>7117623
>>7117616
do you have legit aspergers or something?
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>>7118199
0/10
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>>7118212
>In total, 81,879,000 adults were under correctional supervision (probation, parole, jail, or prison) in 2013 – about 25.59% of adultsin the U.S. resident population.[2]
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>>7118198
I smoked pot with Charlie Citation
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>>7118224
>implying they're not Americans just as the minority of whites and they don't seig heil the same flag
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>>7118216
I'm not sure you know what probation is
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>>7116988
spray (pasteurized process cheese product) is actually good

fucking euros mane

if it tastes good, why does it matter?
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>>7117016
>cheese fight
Holy shit
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>>7118261
European posing as an American detected.
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>>7118274
Nah buddy I am american as they go

Wanna see my flag?
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>>7117023
I can say, with 100% certainty, that that is bullshit.

You're supposed to put American on a cheese steak, and even if you want provolone, you're gonna get a 10x better one in philly then anywhere else.
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>>7118627
>you're gonna get a 10x better one in philly then anywhere else.

Now that is simply not true. I studied one particular report that stated that 68% of the best cheese steaks were made in Boston. 30% were made in Tampa Bay and only 2% were made in Philadelphia.
If you're going to make claims like the ones you make you better have the facts to back it up.
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>>7118181
the retarded opinion, mainly.
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>>7116988
The same way you put cum in your mouth.
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>>7118181

Only Europeans are insecure enough as to worry about what people an ocean away are eating.
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>>7119495
Sucking it out of a cock? If that would be the case I'd go gay without a second thought and never looking back.
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>>7116988
The south
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>>7118167
>getting into Easy Cheese because of A Goofy movie
>not getting into Easy Cheese because of UHF

STUPIIIIID
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>>7119520
There's nothing inherently gay about sucking cock. Swallowing is what's gay, so just don't do that.
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>>7118659
>studied
>reports
>facts
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>>7117666
checkmate satan
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>>7116988
I shamefully used to love this shit as a kid. Even more sad was that my parents let me eat it. God bless them though, they let me make my own mistakes.
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>>7117023
He thinks Easy Cheese is Cheez Whiz
You're not American
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>>7119532
Goddammit I loved that movie when I was a kid. I wish Wheel of Fish was real.
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What's wrong? It's just cheese in an aerosol can for convenience.

I bet you're liek the same people who said "automatic dish washing machines? SACRE BLEW!"
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Do Americans really speak with a Canadian accent?
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>>7120230
That and those fucking fancypants new-fangled horseless carriages!
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>>7120601
No, that would be Canadians.
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>>7120601
>>7120617

Ehm...some of us have something really close to it. In Montana for example we sound almost exactly like it in the northern portion. Great Falls even flies the Canadian flag next to the US at town hall.

It's the difference between "aboot" and "abooout," basically. We also do that shit where we call "root beer, "rut beer." Almost no other US state does this. We just have a very close relationship with Alberta.
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>>7120627
Alberta anon here, can confirm I've been to Great Falls quite a few times and haven't really noticed an American accent as much as other places
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"cheese wow"

that's a great name 10/10 i would eat this
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>>7119601
If it's food and I like it I'm gonna swallow.
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>>7120627
>It's the difference between "aboot" and "abooout," basically. We also do that shit where we call "root beer, "rut beer."
we dont do that in BC, ontario or quebec, so basically the provinces that matter
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>>7118627
THIS! I grew up in Philly and moved to a different state and I CONSTANTLY have to correct people who think that cheeze wiz is what should go in a cheese steak.
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