ITT: International McDonalds
(aka 3rd world McDonalds have a more interesting Menu)
If Filipinos eat a meal without rice they explode or something
This is truth.
My dad's second wife is Filipino. Whenever they come to visit, she always complains that there isn't enough rice so I always need to make sure to have like a 5lb bag of rice so she can make it whenever she wants some.
you grimus while i fuck ur butt.
>all of this food that looks like real food
>meanwhile I'm downing week old leftovers on cardboard buns
Did Uncle Sam piss off Ronald Mcdonald or something?
I would eat this all the time if they had it here.
I think a lot of American fast food places are considered something more special in some countries. I went to a KFC in Thailand and it was one of the nicest fast food places I'd ever been in.
I think they work the exotic appeal angle over there. I've never eaten at a McDonald's or any other american chain abroad, so I can't say for sure if that actually translates to higher quality ingredients or better preparation.
Never forget that Mighty Wings were fucking God-tier
>tfw when I realize I'll never have based mighty wings anymore
Nope. Gobbled his cock too much, actually. Mcdonalds and other restaurants are able to get away with much lower quality ingredients than in yurop and japan. The price tends to be higher in other countries, but the ingredients also tend to be higher quality. Mcdonalds UK is basically serving high quality 100% beef burgers, fresh eggs from local farms and other nice shit, for example. It's still bland because a 15 year old high schooler has to be able to cook it perfectly every time, but at least it's real food.
The they might as well have called it the McAnnihilated
As long as he got the spicy ones, it most certainly was.
On another note.... I once got suspended from Mc Donalds for stealing chicken nuggets and eating them while working the drive thru after numerous customers complained.
This was long before Mighty Wings, though
These desserts are flipfag-exclusive promotional items that were introduced in the middle of this year.
I tried the bottom left one in pic related.
If you yanks love all this stuff so much why do they serve you shit?
Surely if you guys didn't like it they wouldn't sell it?
Do they sell the festive pies over there? They're cum inducing.
Honestly the only time I ever eat McDonald's is when Im traveling. I never eat it in America because if you want a meal like that theres much better choices. McDonald's for me is when I'm abroad for atleast a month and just want something where I'll know exactly what I'm getting and how it will taste. I love experimenting with new foods but every now and then you just need a break.
Coke + McDonald's is the most globally consistent combo you can get. People rave about Mexican Coke, but I honestly can't really taste the difference between Coke made with HFCS and sugar. Now Pepsi on the other hand is totally different and much better. Mountain Dew is actually worse with real sugar.
Don't know about fountain Mexican Coke, but, the stuff in glass bottles is a little too flat. Apparently, in the US we use a relatively high amount of carbonation in our soda. I prefer the higher amount because it feels more crisp.
That's one of those things I'd get a lot growing up, without realizing I should just go down the road to the real saimin shop, as it's something you wont find outside of HI.
Germany has only 80 million residents and who the fuck even goes on a mickey d's website to give a star to a burger they ate? I think the Leckerness is alright considering the circumstances.
you get everything on the menu for free but you can't leave before you finish it all.
>East Asian shitskin holiday dedicated to worshipping a rock that happens to be tidally locked with the rock we're standing on, and also to congratulate themselves on not fucking up their crops before harvest
Delicate crusty sweet cakes, immaculately presented in an attractive, gilded box.
>Holiday dedicated to the contemplation of the selfless sufferings of the Son of God for the sake of everyone and to encourage everyone to help the less fortunate
Here, we'll give you like a dollar off this fucking gross piece of what we promise you is fish on a bun, and now you only get half a slice of cheese on it. But you have to buy 2.
Why does McDonald's hate the West?
never called down white people lol, i live in America and i love it bro family moved here from Afghanistan because of the russian invasion and most importantly because of the mujahideen that America created which eventually branched off into infinity plus terror cells. Still i forgive them and have integrated into this country wonderfully. the funny thing is America wants me more than it wants you with your right wing gun toting borderline terrorist like attitude. Btw the reeducation camps are being made for people just like you so you best go innawoods before the spooky gubment takes all your AR's and God forbid they force you to go outside and actually talk to people.
>food that grows mold and fungus on it
Ironically that's the only way to tell if it's fresh food or not. If you left it out and it never grew anything, that's when you start worrying.
I'm not sure if I'd find that level of carbonation to be annoying or not. Not a huge fan of the burps.
But, a popping sound would be nice. I like the crack of opening a soda can, or twisting open some premade biscuit dough.
here's the guys winning the 2014 build-a-burger contest in austria
left faglord: McErebos. 2 beef patties, kebab sauce, tomato slices, wholewheat bun, mexican salsa, lettuce, bacon, emmentaler cheese
middle faglord: Big Boss Halid (later renamed Big Boss, because the creator was a sexist on facebook and bad publicity). 2 patties in a napoli bun, kebab sauce, iceburg lettuce, tomato slices, cheddar cheese and mozzarela
right faglord: Tortilla Special. 2 patties, square ciabatta bun, sourcream sauce, salsa sauce, iceberg lettuce, onions, tomato slices and tortilla chips.
That's Hawaii, the first place McDonald's ever offered regional menu items.
Spam, Portuguese sausage, rice and eggs.
Whenever you see "two scoop rice" there's a good chance it's from Hawaii.
plebs don't know about spain's grand big macs
Why bother selling nice things with people that just trash the shit out of every place they congregate. (And are your largest demographic in the US.) Simple economics trounces political correctness every time.
They eat slop like pigs, make noises like pigs. What incentive is there to give them anything besides slop?
Thailand has fried chicken, looks like KFC.
There's poutine in Canada which is a permanent item, not limited time anymore.
There's also this godly bastard right here, the CBO, in Canada. This is a really solid sandwich, and the sauce on it is real fuckin good. Also was limited time but is now a staple.
Mcdonald$ offered a Salmon Sandwich for one summer in Taiwan. I usually never go to mcfattie because of their shit tier food. The pictures were so good it suckered me in.
I dont know how they did it.. but some how they were able to make fake pink colored fish patties that were pencil thin.
Fuck that place.
have some swiss mcd special boigas from 2013
McRaclette: beef, three slices of Kaltenbach raclette cheese, pickles, onions, and raclette sauce on a ciabatta bun.
McGrischun: beef patty, a slice of organic mountain cheese, thin-sliced air-dried beef (bündnerfleisch), arugula, gherkins, and grilled beef pepper sauce, on a ciabatta bun.
Simmental Prime: simmental cattle beef patty, crispy baguette, cafe de paris sauce, two slices of cheese, lettuce, and diced tomatoes
I think european mcd has a fetish for weird sauces to make to give the special burgers some national identity, like the austrian special burgers with generic joghurt garlic kebab sauce
Worked for a big import/export chinese food company for many years. I can tell you right now the ONLY reason they are worth so much is the fancy box/tin/contraption you get with your mooncakes. Only a select few taste any good at all.
>not serving kabab
yeah. you wish.
I've eaten at mcdonalds japan and the big mac + fries taste almost exactly the same. I even ate a regional specialty one (funky bbq flavor or something) and it had that disappointing japanese bacon that has no smoked flavor to it.