Ask a man whose about to tuck into a nice sausage roll any question

i'm about to tuck my sausage roll into your mum m8

Looks a bit dry. Is it?

>>7115755
I'm aving a right giggalo over here m89

>tuck

This is worse than 'za

>>7115748
I've always wondered about sausage rolls, because I know they're popular in bongistan. So....it looks kind of like a meat strudel, IMO.

>>7115766
Tuck is a real word, you dumb faggot. You should have studied harder in English class, or at least pick up a dictionary once in a while.

>>7115766
>he never had a tuck shop at school

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>>7115766

>correcting the English on their own language.

>>7115772
found the meme lover

>>7115795
You're an idiot.

>>7115772
It warms the old cockles knowing there are plenty of dumb idiots like you in the world. Life is simple competing with your ilk.

>>7115748
The salty goodness.
You get it from Greggs or bakery?

>>7115802
Go snuggle up to a hamburger and cuddle some french fries, you drooling retard.

>>7115748
Sausage rolls are for girls

>>7115760
A bit, but still good.

>>7115768
Lightly flavooured sausage meat in a puff pastry like wrap

>>7115822
tesco lol
Couldn't be arsed to go to center of town for Sayers or Greggs

i only came in here because i read it as "about to fuck a sausage roll"

>>7116093
sure. that can be arrangled

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>tfw on holiday in canada and there are no fucking pasties anywhere here
i'll have to get off my lazy ass and make some at some point, i really want a cheese and onion pasty.

>>7116165
Go eat a beavertail instead m8.

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>>7116220
>beavertail

Fucking Newcomers...

Why does you mum like my sausage roll so much more than your dad's?

>>7116255
Fuck you man, come up to Canada and say that to my face.
Me and my moose will fuck you up.

>>7116220
but that's not a cheese and onion pasty lad

>>7115748
I get brits have unique lingo but that's a little disrespectful to your misses.

>>7116350
No it's not, but you have to sample our tasty Canadian delicacies while you can freind.

>>7115748
Is it worth the cancer?

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>>7115748


"tuck into"

Fuck you, OP.

Also, it's 'who's', not 'whose'

Hella gay bro.

>>7115748
Gonna tuck in the ol sausage eh?

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>>7115748
Do you normally eat food off toilet paper or is that just for weekends?

Warm sausage roll > hot sausage roll > cold sausage roll

debait me

>>7117073
we already know this

>>7117070
oh, from tiem to time yeah I do. bein' doing it for like 35 years, brutha

>>7115748
If you are "about to" tuck into said sausage roll, why does it already have a bite missing?
Couldn't resist could you, you gluttonous shit.

>>7117658
It was on sale for 10% off.

>>7117658
I broke that part off and wiped my ass with it. Something about some foods just make me want to try to use them to wipe my ass.

That and Warburton soft white bread. I don't know . Just an odd thing I do.

>move to UK to mooch off your guvment
>be culture shocked by the food in this dump

Why do you like these shitstain pasties/rolls so much? the actual dough tastes awful, the filling is miniscule and it's just reject meat anyway.

A tinyass porkpie the size of a pocketwatch has like 500 calories and 90% of it from carbs/fat, obese fucks.

Don't even get me started on the fucking scones and other pastries.

Fish and chips with cheesy french fries and beans are alright tho, but you just had to ruin it with your thick chips, fucking southern peasants.

>>7116165
>tfw on holiday in poland and there is no haggis in this country
We need to import some wild haggis to get a population going.

>>7118868
thick chips = less oil per volume = less bad for you

>>7118898

tastes like shit as a tradeoff, a very bad one.

who the fuck eats deep fried battered fish and cheesy chips and goes "i'll consume 10% less oil and 3% less calories overall by using shitty thick cut chips!!|

>>7118904
>I need my potato to only taste of oil and salt

Also, cheesy chips and fish? CHEESY chips and fish. Are you 7 years old?

>>7118927
don't you be speaking bad about my cheesy wheesy chips bruh

>>7115748
>tucking your dick into sausage rolls

>>7119164
Cheesy chips are fine, but not with fish. Get some mushy peas for fuck sake.

>>7119193
>not tucking into a sausage roll