So, what does /ck/ think of Moe's? How does it compare

>free chips

>>7113530
Pretty much the only reason to go.

>>7113515

inferior in quality to both

you get a fuckton of food for relatively cheap though, and it's not awful.

>>7113515
>WELCOME TO MOOOOOES!

>>7113685

Ha, when one opened up near me I went a couple of times early on and got a hearty "WELCOME TO MOOOOOOOOES!" when I went in. Some months later I went back and got the saddest, most halfhearted "welcome to mo..." greeting. It was funny in a depressing kind of way.

>moe's opens near me
>cool, never been to this chain before, might as well check it out
>head over for dinner one night
>"WELCOME TO MOE'S"
>already starting to feel nervous
>order using cheesy menu item name, some tv reference or something
>used to chipotle so not sure about all the items, the employee doesn't ask about everything
>enjoy burrito bowl anyway
>notice a raffle on the way out as we were there for the first weekend
>enter my name to win a bike or some other stuff for the hell of it
>one month or so later
>check my e-mail spam filter to find the gm of the store has been trying to get in touch with me
>I won a bike
>oh boy
>have to go down the the store again, meet the gm
>entire thing is awkward as hell because I'm an autist and I took like 2 weeks to get in touch with him
>they need to take a picture with me and the bike
>alright, I guess this is fine
>it's a pink/bright green bike, pretty sure it's a women's bike
>whole situation just made me super uncomfortable and have negative associations with the restaurant
>worry there's a shitty picture of me somewhere in there

that's the last time I ever enter to win anything. I ended up giving the bike to my brother anyway who has the confidence to ride it.

I used to like Moe's, but the more I ate there, the less I liked it. I used to like Qdoba too, but the only thing that made them good at all was the barbecue sauce, which they took off the menu.

It's funny really. I used to like Chipotle the least of the three, now I like it the most. It makes me sad.

>>7113515
Less salmonella than Chipotle.
Worse queso than Qdoba.
I like the salsa bar, though.

>>7113815
Whenever I eat there, I always yell "WELCOMES TO MOES" at the incoming customers before the employees can.

I always get the dirtiest looks

>>7114175
Yes
No
Yes

>>7113834
>order using cheesy menu item name, some tv reference or something
I can't stress how much I hate this. Nothing is more imasculating than saying "can I have the uh Joey bag of donuts" or the "billy barou and a band camp". Why can't I just say a burrito with guac

>>7113530
Queso man

I like their salsa

>>7114268
Which one

Their salsa is awful, it's sweet and not spicy.

Like everything else though

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>>7113515
Not bad but not as good as Salsarita's though.

>>7113515
>>7113664
It's noticeably better in quality than Chipotle. No idea what you're on about.

Can't speak for the other as I've never been there let alone even seen a Qdoba restuarant in my life.

>>7114397
They have like 6 different kinds, nigger. The habanero kind is disgustingly sweet and not very enjoyable, so I'm assuming that's the one you tried. The other flavors are decent though.

>>7115288
I have tried them all, though.

>>7115288
>>7115331
I only like the habenero. All the others taste like generic salsa

Burrito power rankings
>Pancheros
Small power gap
>chipotle
>qudoba
ENORMOUS POWER GAP BECAUSE THEIR FOOD HAS NO FLAVOR
>Moe's

>>7115585
This desu senpai

>>7113515
Their queso sucks
Qdoba has the best imo

I'd say it is the lowest quality of the big three, Chipotle, Qdoba, Moes

>>7113515
Chipotle has better meat, rice, and a better hot salsa. Moe's has more choice, and their employees actually know how to wrap a burrito. Seriously, I have no idea how Chipotle manages so consistenly to fail to train their employees, but at every Chipotle I've been to, they couldn't wrap a burrito to save their lives. Then they always offer to patch it up by wrapping it in a second tortilla. That one tortilla has about 300 calories in it, and you want to add 300 more? Fuck off fatties.

Qdoba is worse than Moe's and Chipotle in every way.

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are the moes shills back again?


>autistic menu item names ILL HAVE A JOEY BAG OF DONUTS LOL
>ingredients always have a crust on top
>meats are so dry, except for the ground beef which is 50% gristle
>rice is dry and overcooked
>so fucking salty
>vegetables are brown and wilted
>"salsa" is comparable to ragu in both taste and texture

moes is in the taco bell tier, not the chipotle tier

>inb4 go to your local taqueria

Nigga, my local taqueria has a B health rating and their food is over salted.

I hate the dumb goddamn pictures of celebrity impersonators on the walls. I honestly have no clue who half of them are supposed to be and most look awful, like the fat Jimi Hendrix. They didnt want to pay royalties to the estates, so they dont put the names of who they are supposed to be.

The Moe's near me was run by Indians and one of the owner's daughters induced an abortion on herself and tossed the dead fetus in the restaurant behind the dumpster and was charged with murder. I think it's still open tho

freebirds > all other fast-casual burrito joints

how is this even a question to be quite honest family

>>7116476
>my local taqueria has a B health rating
What are you, some kind of poof?

>>7116464
At least with taco bell I can snatch it from a little window that separates me from the ugly scum of society and drive back to my functional existence without being surrounded by autism and lol so randumb marketing. Also, fire sauce is better than any of moes salsa

>>7116541
What kind of Indian? Because one I expect to put in the dumpster where it belongs, one I expect them to put it on the grill where at least only one person will have to deal with her mistake instead of all the taxpayers.

I like them

>>7117171
The type of Indian who comes from India you moron.

Have you ever heard of American Indians owning and running their own businesses?

>>7113515
>Show up for the first time
>Have look at the menu
>Have no idea what's going on
>"Joey Bag of Doughnuts" is the "standard" burrito
Oh well, it tasted good.

>>7118159
>owning and running their own businesses
Gas Stations and Casinos

Tastes alright but is seriously overpriced as fucking hell

>>7118159
>what are casinos