>"oh hey Anon, it's cool if I borrow your pan for

>>7112832

>putting molten sugar near a sink or water

Wow, I would have LOVED to been around that explosion.

>>7112832

"sorry dishwasher"
>clunk

fffffff

>>7112832
Shiit that looks like a fuckin volcano

How do you even achieve this? Is this how planets are formed?

>>7112886
Turning your pan into a fusion reactor... s.m.h. f.a.m.

>>7112892
>s.m.h.
>f.a.m.

Stop.

is that the new lava cake?

>>7112944
baka desu senpai

>>7112944
why are you such a #hater #s.m.h.

>>7112832
>nuclear fusion imminent

>>7112944
Smfh tbqh family your a cUck

Is he cooking a sun?

>>7112990
>"don't do that thing"
>does that thing even harder

You realize that's how children behave, right?

It's like you don't understand why the filter was implemented. And now you're just going out of your way to be obnoxious. It's really just sad.

>>7113039
At least I have new occurrences to add to my filter.

>>7112990
Keep them coming you cunt.

>>7113039
s.m.h

>>7112832
Is this how fire elementals are born?

>>7113043
>>7113039
>being this mad

>>7113068
>being a kek

>>7113068
>being this nigger
Fuck off back to twitter where you belong.

>>7113076
>being this triggered
>>>/tumblr/

>>7112886
I think the person was making caramel and forgot about it. I can't remember though so don't quote me on this.

>>7113074
>>7113076
holy shit fucking cvcks being THIS fucking bootyblasted about a meme chill out LMAO

S
M
H

>>7113087
If you want to post your dank memes, fuck off back to /b/

>>7112832
What the hell is that?

>>7113099
It's the molten core of a planet being formed.

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Did someone say dank meems?

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>Brother is 300lbs
>Sitting in my room one day
>He comes in
>Asks if he can borrow my baking equipment as he wants to bake brownies
>He has never cooked before but I say OK
>Unlock my baking cupboard for him
>go back upstairs
>1 hour late, still can't smell any baking
>go downstairs
>cupboard door open
>nothing out, no cooking
>go upstairs to brothers bedroom to see what he is doing
>door is slightly ajar
>peak inside
>he is sticking my spatula deep into his throat while masturbating
>occasionally takes it out and mumbles something about 'still being able to taste the cake from last week'
>tfw I didn't say anything, got rid of the spatula discreetly and haven't baked a cake for him since

Never let people borrow your cooking shit

>>7113126
This didn't happen

>>7113126
>>Unlock my baking cupboard for him
wat

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>>7113126
no ..

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>>7113126
Too weird to be fake

>>7113126
If you lock your cabinet, you live with tards

>>7112855
Triggered

Fucking hated that job.

>>7112832
Lava can't melt steel saucepans

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>>7113849

>>7112832
Were they cooking a fucking meteorite?

>>7112886
>read as 'is this how manlets are formed?'

I need a break.

>>7113039
I am a le mature adult posting about fast food on an indonesian funeral directors forum.

kek me up

>>7112892
Just say smhfam, see?

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>>7112975
>>7112973
>>7112944
>>7112892
Newfag redditurds, fuck off

>>7113828

It really is a shit job.

>>7112832
Jesus Christ. What kind of black alchemy are they trying to achieve??

>>7112832

Anyone else see a big monster with his arms out, or am I just high?