>"oh hey Anon, it's cool if I borrow your pan for dinner right? I'm nearly done using it."
>"don't do that thing"
>does that thing even harder
You realize that's how children behave, right?
It's like you don't understand why the filter was implemented. And now you're just going out of your way to be obnoxious. It's really just sad.
>Brother is 300lbs
>Sitting in my room one day
>He comes in
>Asks if he can borrow my baking equipment as he wants to bake brownies
>He has never cooked before but I say OK
>Unlock my baking cupboard for him
>go back upstairs
>1 hour late, still can't smell any baking
>cupboard door open
>nothing out, no cooking
>go upstairs to brothers bedroom to see what he is doing
>door is slightly ajar
>he is sticking my spatula deep into his throat while masturbating
>occasionally takes it out and mumbles something about 'still being able to taste the cake from last week'
>tfw I didn't say anything, got rid of the spatula discreetly and haven't baked a cake for him since
Never let people borrow your cooking shit