Me and brother are alone this thanksgiving and he seems pretty

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some stores sell rotisserie turkey breasts.

they taste just as good as a home-roasted turkey imo. and one is big enough to feed two people.

just having some high-quality turkey puts you in a good mood.

Hook him up with a brother/sister Cornish game hen stuffed with wild rice.
Baste it with a garlic butter sauce, but inject if you have the means to do so.
Simple, and shows you care.
Also... Cranberry sauce on the side (canned works) will produce the thanksgiving feels that you want him to have
Trust me or show your tits.
Either way.... Just show us your tits

>>7111812
Order pizza and get some beer.

I can cook guys, I'm pretty good at it, the problem is the menu.

>>7111833
Mashed potatoes and turkey made a l' gordon ramsay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5PFXhdfVT8

There's a 40minutes video about what he did next to this one.

>>7111838
Thank you so much! What else can I make as a side dish for him, he probably won't eat mashed potatoes. I was thinking a soup, but I think it's not going to work that well since it'll be more like an appetizer.

Do you think some glazed carrots?
Thanks for the help guys, I'm about to head to walmart in a few.

>>7111841
Make sauted potatoes then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atj_WlIfzZg

Alright look at the menu I decided to go with:

Turkey.
Broccoli soup.
Glazed Potatoes.
Creme Brulee.

Does it sound good guys?

>>7111848
Sauted carrots/potatoes ****

cut straight to the chase
have sex with him

>>7111848
>>7111852
Yes

Whisky.

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Put your brother in the oven.

Try meth

Show tits OP.

Some bourbon and eggnog would be welcome.

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Thanks for the tips guys, I promise I'll keep you posted

If your brother seems depressed, why not cook some of his favorite foods and see if it lifts his spirits a bit?

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You should of bought the Hungry Man t.v. dinner. Walmart should be still open on Thanksgiving. Get the turkey one.

How do you guys know if OP is a girl?

>>7112245
Yeah, I bought everything from walmart! I'll keep you guys posted why I'll cook. I just bought a regular turkey breast since my brother works out and stuffs like that so I rather make the stuff myself.

Thanks for the tips though.

>>7111812
>Me and brother are alone this thanksgiving

aww, poor fucking babies.
I've been alone for the past 5 years, every holiday. No complaints here. And neither of you are "alone" if there are TWO, fuggin whiny lot.

defrost your pie

>>7112252

Just seems more like a sister post. Also the fact they used a girl in the OP pic.

>>7112264
fuck off

>>7112216
you seen like a good sibling OP keep us updated

OP here, this turkey takes forever to bake :( Forgot to wrap up the legs.

Don't know if I should start with the potatoes and carrots since they take like 10 minutes to make.

>>7112264
Wow you seem a little bitter.

>>7112583
Always start with whatever takes the longest.

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He likes bacon, thanks to whoever mentioned I should incorporate stuff he likes, do you guys think putting bacon on top is a good idea?

>>7112264
>aw i don't have a sista that can cook for me, im all alone for thanksgiving :((((((( i guess ill go to kfc

dont be jelly of Op's bro

OP, if you just bought frozen turkey from Walmart u don goof'd. Turked is a bitch and it literally takes like 3 days to thaw completely.

That's why your turkey aint cooking in the oven.

Set the temp to 300's and see how it goes. I usually cook mine at 220, but I'm guessing yours should be higher since you just bought the turkey.