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do u cut ur butter laterally or longitudinally?

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do u cut ur butter laterally or longitudinally?
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>>7105528
I cut with a horizontal slice
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I just spread it with a knife
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I always use the whole stick so no need for cutting.
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>>7105528
Laterally. You do it with the measuring marks on the wrapping so you know how much butter you're using.
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>>7105601
conformist scum
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>>7105601
>noy using a measuring spoon to scoop out the desired amount from the middle, discarding the ends
oh look, another peasant on /ck/
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>>7105528
Depends whether the butter is facing north/south or east/west
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Always melt first to measure accurately with syringe before injecting intravenously.
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>>7106001
Now this guy knows the score.
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sorry i only use margarine
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> not taking your butter into the sauna and dropping a stick over the steam stones
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>>7105528

>keeping butter in the fridge
>ever

I keep butter out in a dish on the counter, never keep in in the fridge. I scrape length-wise from the top.
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>>7106001
>We, ah, we found butter in your blood sample?
>Yes, yes you did.
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>>7107498
I'm an alcohol and am going to buy this on amazon now fuck you
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>>7107534

Seriously, it's changed the way I eat brekky.

You'll love it.
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>>7105528
>implying i need to cut my butter
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>>7107539
>brekky
Opinion discarded
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>>7107573

It's like your butter is wearing a fedora.
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I cut it so I get a pat of butter.
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>>7107573
Don't let your girlfriend catch you
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>>7107600
breh
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>>7107498
THE FUCK IS THIS CALLED
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>>7107637
butter
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>>7107639
THE KIND OF KNIFE YOU HACK FRAUD
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>>7107655
a metallic knife
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>>7107655

http://www.homesandhues.com/The-Ultimate-Butter-Spreading-Knife/

Here, you fucking manchild.
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>>7107637
>>7107655
http://www.butterup.com.au/shop/knives/butterup/

you're welcome.
regards,
straya.
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>>7107677
Thanks cunt, sick dubs.
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>>7107685
no probs. kek'ed at your image.
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>>7107573
sticking butter in water daily is just nasty
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>>7107600
Thank you.
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>>7105528
I leave it frozen and grate it.
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>>7107685

[spoiler]*emotionally pained laughter*[/spoiler]
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>>7107498
According to the USDA butter should be refridgerated and only taken out for no more than 15 minutes to soften.
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>>7105615
>discarding the ends

What? What sort of wasteful shit is this?
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>>7110262
Is that why I leave mine in a tray for weeks and never got sick?
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>>7110262
thankyou. my gf used to keep butter in the cupboard till I bullied her out of it
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>>7110269
yes
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>>7105615
fucking what ??...throw away the ends ? what the hell are you on about ?...
throw away the ends ???...okay dick brain..I'll take the troll bait..explain that one to us..
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>>7107600
i dont get it :c
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>>7110494
>he missed the posts from butter bell anon who was so whipped that he had to ask /ck/ for advice about butter alternatives because his gf forbade him from enjoying butter

that's because you're a filthy newfag
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>>7110262
that's only because americans are retarded who would leave it out in the open air where shit can grow on it. if you put butter in an air tight butter tray, or even better a butter bell it's completely fine

>>7110272
you're fucking retarded
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>>7105912
This
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Just scratch the desired amount of butter from the stick with your fingernails
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>>7107498
room temp butter is too soft to do that with m8
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>>7110532
>explaining it to him
faggot
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>>7110272
>falling for the USDA meme
Enjoy your steak cooked to a minimum 160° safe internal temperature
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>>7111504
>falling for bait

enjoy being a faggot everywhere you go
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>>7111516
THANKS FOR THE UPVOTE I APPRECIATE IT
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>>7111392
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>>7107498
Holy shit is that what those holes are for? I just thought it was to allow air flow or some shit.


You learn something new everyday. THANKS /CK/!!
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>>7107498
holy shit that knife
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>>7110265
>caring about waste
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>>7111731
>I just thought it was to allow air flow
How do you think knives work?
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You can use these glue sticks as butter spreaders.

Just make sure you wash the tube before you put the butter in
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>>7114176
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>>7111461
>mu secrat klub!!!!!!
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>>7110543
shut up, spic
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