I invited my sister over for 'Taco Night' at my place.

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Well done OP, you gave me a boner.

>>7102185
ill load your sister up with some of my creme fraiche

The real question is, why do girls pretend to like tacos?

>>7102185

Have her put her own fucking tacos together. Provide ingredients and shells or tortillas. Ground beef seasoned to be taco meat or chicken, cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, onions, salsa, maybe some sour cream... it's hard to go wrong with tacos.

>>7102185

salsa chicken and adobo sauce with some cilantro and minced onion and fresh crema

>>7102211
Ha-ha, you faggot, lost your precious capcode. Welcome to the sewer with the rest of us, the ride never ends.

>>7102197
Yeah, the whole point of taco night is that everyone assembles their own taco using whatever they want.

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>>7102185
>What should I put in her taco

>>7102185
Just take her to Fazolis

You load it up with lots of cock lots and lots of cock. (cock means rooster you pervert)

>>7102185
>What should I put in her taco that would be filling?

Your cock

>>7102813
Lets calm down and think this through...

>>7102185

I'd load up her taco with about 8 inches of meat and a nice white sauce filling.

>>7102185
8/10

>>7102185
>What should I put in her taco that would be filling?

Your dick

>>7102934
>>7103530
Is there some kind of innuendo here?

>>7102185
>>7102189
>>7102192
>>7102193
>>7102211
>>7102892
>>7102934
>>7103003
>>7103530
>'Taco Night'
The power of the apostrophe.

I'd fuck her ass instead if you know what I mean; I mean I'd probe her colon and see what is up with that digestive flora, got it? hehe

>>7102185
Thanks for this thread.

>>7103960
He makes about three a day

>>7102185
op buy pork shoulder or boston butt (same shit).

get a rub, preferably a mexican one but a barbecue one will work just fine. rub the shit out of that meat, I mean cover it. then put it in a tight container, a duch oven if you have one, with a lid. if you don't have anything that will fit it, take a deep cake pan and cover it with tin foil.

depending on the ammount, it may take longer or shorter. but the tl dr is you want to throw that shit in the oven on 400 or 350 for one hour, then down to 300 for very many hours. check it at the 4th hour mark. some parts might fall off, but others may still not be tender yet. wait till its tender. don't turn up the heat unless you think heat is escaping your oven (IE it doesn't close properly).

once this is done, shred up the meat like you would pulled pork, then its time for broiling, broil that shit untill its just about to burn, it should look dark brown but not black or anything, then take it out and mix it. if you have too much liquid to do this, don't pour it out, get a pan out and reduce the liquid and then pour it back in. broil and mix your meat about 5-10 times depending on how awesome you want it to taste vs your lazyness.

now you have the meat. go to the store, buy some fucking corn or flour tortillas (no hard shells you fag), a salsa of your choice (I recommend green but the main thing is to get salsa that is not loaded with sugar, you want a pungent vinegary salsa). then cut up tomatos, onions, cilantro, avacado, and open a can of black beans. any other topings you want you can get, but this is all you really need to do good tacos. if you aren't sure how to evenly cut an onion check youtube and ffs buy a halfway decent knife.

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>>7103986
picture related is what you should end up with.

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>>7103987
this is how you should load your taco. any more than this and you will have a sloppy ass taco. the meat is already going to drip, don't put so much it rips through the tortilla.

>>7102185
Congrats on turning 15, how's high school?

Why are hard shells even a thing?

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>>7103986
just incase you don't fucked it up op. when I say covering with tin foil, I don't mean your cake pan, I mean use it as a lid.

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>>7104001
>raw tortillas

no thanks, keep it away its not even hot

>>7104961
I fucking hate it when places serve tacos with raw tortillas. At least heat the shit up with a little oil to get them hot AND soft.

>>7103913
It's the power of saying "what should i put her taco that would be filling"

and

"How much meat and sauce should I load hers up with"

>>7104961
>>7105194
theyre cooked you moron.

>>7103913
You misused an apostrophe, you should have used a left single quotation mark and a right single quotation mark as in
‘muh dik’
‘muh dik's huge’
That latter example uses an apostrophe.

>>7102185

let her fill her own taco you freak

`.`

>>7104004
I know Mexicans say they're not 'tacos', but hard shells can be great. Dat texture.

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Just fucking have fun with the tacos. I usually go for grilled meats chopped up with peppers and garlic. Nothing too over the top. Squeeze some lime in there and it's bliss.

>>7102813
get out Fez