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Soup cu/ck/s. I'm getting laid tonight (lucky me) The only

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Soup cu/ck/s. I'm getting laid tonight (lucky me) The only problem is I'm kind of terrible in bed. But that's okay because i plan on making her orgasm from the delicious omelette ill be making in the morning. That's where you all come in; I need some help to make a kickass omelette. But i never done it before so help me out yall
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Pepin
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Please help... anyone
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>>7100788
Pepin
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>>7100745
>>7100792

original Child is better
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>>7100792
Whats that mean dog? How do i make a damn omelette. Shes gonna be here any minute
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>>7100739
burger bob here, gimmie ur fuckin order there tough guy.
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>>7100739
you got no chance breh. pick something easier. Maybe a vanilla milkshake to compliment the sex.
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you should sort out the sex thing dude. tell us where you think you're going wrong, briefly describe your general range of sexual experiences and habits if you would.
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>>7100804

Pepin
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>>7100820
Yeah, sort out that sex shit first.

Everyone else is telling you to go on YouTube and search for the omelette recipes as taught by Jacques Pepin or Julia Child.

Ya turkey
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>>7100848
Yeh, ya spatchcock
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I aint got time for youtube were bout to watch a movie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27BigIWxMMw
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>>7100871

take her out for breakfast you absolute moron.
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Bahaha, like she's gonna go back to her friends and be like "The sex was fucking shit. But that omelette, tho..." You can't really cover up the taste of failure, sir.
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>>7100914
We can only hope anon. I need some tips! Help a brotha out yall
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>>7100928
>>7100913

TAKE HER OUT FOR BREAKFAST FUCKHEAD
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>>7100739
smoked salmon gruyere and spinach omelette with scallions diced into the omelette?
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>>7100913
>>7100960
>take her out for breakfast

The point of making breakfast at home is OP can get laid again afterward (presumably, but as he's bad at it, probably not) but if the chick has to get ready to go out, she's just going to go home.
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>>7101210
he should've fucked her again in the morning long before breakfast.
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Well that was a disaster.
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How are you bad at sex? You just fucking thrust
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>>7100739
You're doomed.
Not gonna please her sexuual so she definitely won't be staying the night.

Enjoy your bowl of cereal.
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>>7102468

>How are you bad at sex?

you just fucking thrust
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>>7100898

This, friend.
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Sex her from behind.
Make her cook the goddamn omelette you wimp.
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does she like her eggs scrambled?
or fertilized?
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Oh well as they say, there's other fish in the sea. I'll check out peken and then impress the next dame with sweet omelette
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>>7100739
three eggs, some milk, a tiny bit of lemon juice. mix it up like mofo. some salt, herbs, chilly flocks. heat the pan up, use a little bit too much oil. make sure the sides of the pan are oily to the top. put eggs in, let solidify. lift the sides with a knife so excess oil can get back down. move the pan to make sure its not stuck.
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>>7103414

DO NOT THIS

THIS is a RECIPE for mustard GAS

I REPEAT

DO NOT

DO

THIS
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>>7103424
no thats how you get this beauty together
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>>7100739
Women these days never appreciate a man who knows how to cook. Just order pizza.
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>>7103438
>omlette da froamge
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>>7103438
Didn't know vomit could look so good.
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>>7100739
What you need is that cake from The Matrix
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>>7103424
Haa ok sure anon. Mustard isn't even one of the ingredients
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>>7102493
>fried
>or fertilized
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>>7102468
virgin detected
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>>7104148
That's something a virgin would say
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>>7104148

>implying the first time you sleep with someone the best, safest bet isn't to just fuck them hard
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>>7104554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B97e2XXxKdM
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>>7102468

>You just fucking thrust
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>>7104554

it might be your 'safest bet' but it won't be good unless she takes some form of control
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>>7100739
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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