Bad Holiday Meal Stories

It's about being together, anon

Sorry anon, the only thing the American government allows us to eat is Kraft singles, and making anything from scratch was outlawed in 1967. Therefore, you will never meet or see a single american ever making anything homemade.

>>7098875
I don't think so. It's also about good food, you stupid nigger.

>in England
>cool whip
Stop bullshitting, OP. You can't even buy that crap here, I've never seen it in my life. We do have squirty cream though.

>>7098870
so what did you bring

>>7098948
irish stew of course!

>>7098946
THey go to the american base and buy it on the comissary, kyou dumb fuck

You do not get coolwhip in the UK you lying fatty.

Or is this just another case of the Titanic-Crackers naming everything after brands?

>>7098948
I brought butternut squash and some german potato salad

>>7099002
>gets caught out lying
>calls everyone else a dumb fuck
Why even lie and say it was in England? Just admit it was in America, and that you're American too

>>7098946
THey bought in the comissary on the US base

>>7099015
No they did not.
Stop lying. It's cringeworthy.

>>7099015
>>7099002
Stop lying you dumb faggot

>>7099015
yes, they did. they are all US military...

>>7099006
I can provide proof that I'm in England if you don't believe me.

>>7099032
That doesn't make your story true, fuckwit.

>>7099035
ok, but people are saying I lied about being in England.

ANd the story is true. You think there aren't any people that use KRAFT and cool whip for holiday meal ?

>>7099042
>ANd
You've been drinking.

>>7098870
>canned veg

Better not be dissing canned tomatoes. All my best tomato sauces use those. Guessing you mean other shit though.

>cool whip

Didn't even know we had that shit in the UK.

Literally no idea why anyone would buy fucking premade whipping cream. It takes 5 minutes, maximum, and that's if you're using a hand whisk.

People are retards

>>7099048
nah, mate. the shift key on me keyboard is just proper fucked

Don't worry OP, I believe you.
I went to school with many sons and daughters of foreign military and they always bought wholesale junk food at their base.
In my experience potlucks are very hit or miss.

>>7099050
no, canned tomatoes are the only exception in my eye

the cool whip they bought from a US base in the Northamptonshire

>>7099051
> not using caps lock

fgt

>>7099032

They're just trying to wind you up, pal. For what it's worth, I believe you- I've visited RAF Lakenheath and Mildenhall and stocked up on American junk food while there, the base NAAFIs (or whatever you guys call your shops) sell a lot of that kind of thing because it's what people tend to miss when they're away from home. Sucks that people didn't put any effort in, especially when you're overseas and it's the kind of thing you're going to miss out on otherwise.

>>7098870
>buy some cream and whip it yourself?
explain

My mom uses microwavable everything

And people wonder why I volunteered to work all day on Thanksgiving

>>7098875
He doesn't know how to socialize.

>>7099989
1. buy cream
2. whip it
3. ????
4. Profit

>>7100863
yeah,k it's easy

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>>7098888
Quads don't lie, we get the gubment cheese while being controlled by niggers, you don't want to come here.

>>7098870
Nice blog post fagbait