>I'm just gonna have a salad.

K

>What are you gonna order?

I'll have the X

>Oh... I was going to have that, but if you are I'll just have Y

>>7098600
Stop shit posting, Simon.

>>7098606
how do you know my name

>Will you split the X with me?

"no", I want a full meal you cow

>>7098604
I FUCKING HATE THIS JUST ORDER WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT AND I WILL ORDER WHAT I WANT AND IF WE WANT THE SAME THING THEN WE WILL BOTH ORDER THE SAME FUCKING THING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>"Anon I want pizza"
>Okay lets order
>"Anon I want a large pizza"
>A large will be too big for the two of us
>"Anon I'm really hungry"
>ugh, okay

>An hour later
>"OMG anon I'm so full"
>YOU ONLY ATE TWO SLICES YOU WANTED A LARGE
>"I thought you were hungry"

>>7098625
Your parents ought to kill you.
It would make the world a better place.
Now get your homework done,you have school tomorrow.

>>7098629
why

>>7098613
>some one wants to spilt a meal with you.
>your lard ass wants his own 2 course meal
>they're the cow

>ordering soda with every meal, even breakfast
>getting 3 refills
>ordering an additional side of fries like half the dish isn't already fries

Dumped him btw. He put ketchup on steak and ate like a manchild, not even the good kind because he didn't like tendies.

>>7098613

>not ordering two meals you both like and splitting each in half
>not getting double the deliciousness for the same price

>>7098652
>Him
>Girl

Hi.

>>7098663

Sorry sir, I'm actually a faggot.

>>7098670
This isn't me >>7098652
I am a girl
>>7098663
hi

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>>7098672

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>>7098625
what kind of manlet can't eat a large pizza on his own?

when i order pizza i always get 3 large, some pizza rolls and a tiramisu or zuppa inglese as dessert.

and that's just for me.

>>7098711

Your picture is appropriate, fatass.

>>7098716
not even fat, i just like pizza. anyone who eats 2 slices and is 'full' doesn't actually enjoy pizza

if a vegan invites me over and serves me some shitty tofu curry i'm 'full' after half a serving too

>>7098724
I usually like 4-5 slices of pizza if that's the meal, but a whole large? Sure I could, but I wouldn't want to.

>>7098711
Is there a universal standard for the diameter of a large pizza that I don't know of?

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>>7098724
you judgemental little cock sucking fucking faggot

I live a pretty active lifestyle. I eat generally pretty frequently and my lunch usually involves two slices of some thin teir pizza, aight?
shit fills me up. I crush a ton of water when I eat so theres that. and I'm not shlub who eats a bunch of one thing and calls it a meal.

when my roommate orders pizza, and when we meet up and play board games with pizza and pals, I still only eat maybe 2 or 3 slices and feel full.

of course I'm also not a lard who eats like thanksgiving everytime. I get about FULL full about once a year. the rest of the time, moderate fullness comes from, I shit you not, a fairly medium sized bowl filled with like rice and chicken and a ton of veggie shit.

man, idk, I don't like eating a fuck ton of pizza. even at the pizza store I still only order one or two slices. and two big ass slices makes me feel lazy and full as fuck.

>>7098776
13.5"~16"

Anything smaller isn't large, anything larger is American Large

>>7098711
>>7098724
Disgusting. Not even that anon, but truly disgusting.

I mean, I could eat a large pizza, but why would I want to? I limit myself to half at most.

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>mmmm this X is sooo good, you wanna try some?
>are you sure? here just try this bite...
>what? you don't like X?
>why won't you try some?
>it's good!
>ok here try some of my Y
>initiate endless loop

eat your own fucking food for fucks sake.
why do so many people eat like sluts?
i ordered whatever i ordered because that's what i want to fucking eat.
chances are whatever you ordered doesn't mesh well at all with my meal.

>>7098625
just throw the leftovers in the fridge and eat them the next day for lunch or something FFS

>>7098820
Some people are scared of eating leftovers.

>>7098826
I've never understood that. Yeah, I'm not gonna eat leftovers that have been sitting in the fridge for a week or more but 2-3 days in there won't hurt anything. Hell, some things are actually better after chilling in the fridge for a day or two than they are freshly cooked i.e. lasagna, casseroles, stews, etc.

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>>7098788
>>7098780
>>7098770
>manlet skinnyfats can't comprehend that when a fully developed man gets hungry a tiny girlfriend sized portion won't be enough

if you can't even eat a single large pie or try to restrain yourself because you'd get fat you're either don't live an active lifestyle or your'e some 5 ft weeb

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>>7098600

Mesclun mix and grilled meat is my favorite food...I eat it daily.

If given the choice of a salad like that and a buffet of garbage I'll take the salad 10/10 times.

I hate "dry" foods like pasta and bread, all they do is constipate the people that eat them. I do put croutons on my salads from time to time though.

I never understood why people take their body for granted and abuse it with garbage. We only get one body, it needs to be maintained, tuned and fueled well like the amazing machine that it is.

>>7098854
>enjoying salad
I bet you enjoy dick too.

>>7098845
I don't get these faggots either. I just do a simple full body bodyweight routine 2-3 times a week and my TDEE is over 3k calories.

>>7098845
>>7098974
>I workout so I can eat an entire pie

Not gonna make it confirmed

>>7098600
I bet you do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

>make 1lb pasta
>eat less than half
>put rest in fridge
>dry and brittle the next day, throw out

when will I learn?

>>7099686
Cover it up, you retard.

>>7099686
>dry and brittle
your moran (if its with tomato sauce)
1) add some evo (depending on the pasta amount) in a pan (a wok is better)
2) put pasta in
3) stirfry on high
4) add parmigiano gratugiato
5) stirfry on high
6) eat

>>7099670
>i workout so i can eat ANOTHER plate of chicken rice and broccoli!
kill yourself pretty boy

Retards, everyone can eat a large pizza. But why would you? Can you not savor the taste and enjoy the experience? Are you so insecure that even eating pizza becomes a test of your """manliness"""?

>>7099770

this

>>7098602
KEEP ME TOASTED

>>7099784
LOL. fuck
chicken rice and broc is literally my dindin half the time

>>7098600
>what is cobb salad

>>7098652
>order two meals
>split them in half
>double the deliciousness
>for the same price

You're not too bright, are you

>>7100839
Some people actually like pizza, that's why they eat lots of it.

Not everyone is some calorie counting cu/ck/, some people even have jobs that burn calories and don't sit on their ass all day.

I know it's a hard concept to understand when you barely move and work sitting at a desk.