Chili Colorado

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I didn't want to stink up and smoke out my place (hood fan broken), so I did this,

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and then this.

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I think it's good enough.

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Instead of toasting the peppers in a pan, I've recently discovered that this shitty torch is WAY more convenient. Faster and less chance for burn.

Oh, they are: New Mexican, Chili Negroid, Californian, and Guajillo.

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vroom vroom

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Get the seeds out, obviously.

>>7097433
...because they be bitter an shit.

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Into a pan with the three little onions and some babby food (it's chicken base, "better than bouillon").

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Don't forget the bird's eye chili, stupid.
And water.

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Don't let it go for 30 minutes before realizing that you forgot the garlic, stupid.

ANyhow, 30 minutes is good enough if you remember to add everything in the first place.

Sure is lonely in here.

Let it cool for a bit before attempting the next step.
DESU I got to this point last night when the whiskey and xanax caught up with me and had I had to chuck everything in the refrigerator... Well, the beef went in the refrigerator, but I woke up to the pot still being on the stove. Thankfully I had turned the burner off.

>>7097469
Lol, T B H gets auto changed to DESU. Didn't know that.

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Made it to page 3! Nice!

So, we take the slightly cooled stuff and blend it, puree it. In a blender.

>>7097402

>John Meyer

I like you already OP, do...go on.

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Pass the stuff through a sieve. Pushing it through...

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>>7097508
ty, ty

until you are left with a ball of pulp.
At this point you have a tasty enchilada sauce. You could thicken it if you like.
But that's not what we are making.
Discard the pulp, regardless of what you are making.

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I cubed up the chuck.

>>7097469

Where do you get your xanax from

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And here is as far as I've gotten.
Gonna get a bit of color on the SWEET onion, add garlic and the spices/herb, add beef, add liquid, simmer until the beef is nearly falling apart.

>>7097532
The doctor. $70 for the prescription, $20 for 20 1MG alazopram = $4.50 per pill.

>>7097508
Oh, but you missed the
>chili negroid
from >>7097429

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Okay, >>7097534 happened.
Now it's time to wait.

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Still waiting.

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It is very close. It didn't take much effort to squash that chunk of beef.

I think I'll bump this later when um
when the lord god of israel takes me by the hand and talk s about the scriptures interpreted by marmaduke, 1918.

how long did you simmer it?

>>7098131
Monitoring

More info pl0x

How long have you let simmer

p.s. No dark chocolate ?

>>7098164
Obnoxiously, it took more than 2 hours.
I kind of gave up interest, Matt, because I wasn't getting any replies.

>>7098218
>Matt
nope

you decided to post in the middle of the night.

>>7098226
Well, you have a point, Matt.
I was going to update tomorrow morning/afternoon with a money shot.

Got some hominey and stuff for it.
You should go to bed though. Gotta ...oh wait, it's Sunday! Enjoy your weekend!

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smoke

Watching closely, OP. Please don't be discouraged

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>>7098298
You don't fool me for a second, Matt.

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>>7098298
Had a interview at the local.
Went pretty well.
Bottom line is I'm a knife for hire.
If you hear about anything.

>>7098336
Unfunny shit pasta.
Wrong board.
And you were trying to be ...oops, wrong board hahahah, but nope.

>>7097875
looks prety gud OP.

Update please op I'm making something like this sometime soon

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>>7098283
>>7098328
pls stop OP, smoking is bad for you, and I love you :'(

Interesting, bump.