Man is this the worst Jack video or what?
>being an asshole
>shitty pictures of shitty food
>Mixing premade stuff together and calling it an ORIGINAL RECIPE DONUT STEEL
It's so good to see that king ja/ck/ is still on top.
Pales in comparison to SALAD NIGHT
I hate how people pick on his son like he's somehow responsible for his father's follies. It's not fair 2bh.
That being said, you can tell by Jack's recent videos that Jack Jr is getting sick and tired of his dad's shit. Just look at his growing impatience
Do you think he reads the comments?
why the fuck did I watch this entire thing?
I am becoming like pic related
>see this video
>"Wow. What a great side dish I could serve to my friends."
>Remember the copyright laws on these kinds of recipes
>Jack expressly states I can make it AND not have to say where I got the recipe from
>clean, crisp, refreshing
>jack discovers water
These are the only tweets he made in relation to his weight
>drowned in fucking MAYONNAISE
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AFBHDVBJK.L?N
Before this thread dies, i really need to vent
I fucking hate jack. Not as a "cook" but as a person. He is the lowest form of human, he constantly pushes his shit "sauce" during his videos, he is a fat, christian hypocrite. He gets mad when people say that his food is bad, or when the cooking network turned down his request for a show. He is such a fucking moronic man child, he thinks what he's doing is actually entertainment, when in reality, it's a bunch of people laughing at him, you hear that jack? We're laughing at you, your food isn't good, you aren't funny, you are a terrible human being. It is my hope that one day you will succumb to your years of eating "Rare" and "Juicy" meat, and when you're on your death bed, wishing for comfort, you will finally realize what a selfish prick you are, and that you're life was a waste, and that you wither away and die. Then, and only then, will i finally be at peace.
jesus the fucking shilling is hard. Also
> those comments
>tries to do a goodfellas impression
>fucks it up
why did jack jrs cow of a mom try to take half his burger when she had her own meal on the way still? is she keeping it for herself or to limit her grown sons food intake knowing damn well hes in better shape than both of his parents
>trusting jack with a firearm
Damn, I'm surprised they made it out of the woods alive.
so jack is cooking his meat at insane temperatures now, right?
that's undercooked but he can hardly cut through it. the exterior looks fucking awful.
he probably assumes if he doubles the temps it won't be raw anymore
>my venison is too gamey, better rinse it with water
>all that shitty seasoning
but 2bh it does look quite well cooked inside.
The worst part about this guy is that he'll make these assertions/rules/tips even if it's the first time he's ever tasted said food or used said technique.
Don't forget he had a stroke a few years back. I also recall him going a month without eating red meat to see if it would lower his cholesterol. It barely lowered, so he figured it was ok to keep stuffing himself with burgers.
Is that impressive?
Ja/ck/ strikes again!
Ja/ck/s church group segregates the women to a different table. Someone needs to get tumblr feminists to attack Ja/ck/. That shit would be hilarious.
lmao he's such a basic human
>buys all this kit brand new
>look at me, I've proven my mastery over a bird with a high powered shotgun
>here take the camera and film me stride off (clearly to nowhere) with my dead bird and gun!
Posting a very rare hairless Ja/ck/, please consume responsibly
>High powered shotgun
Compared to what, a low power shotgun?
Be careful, /k/ is very sensitive and gets triggered by facts that aren't the right kind of politically correct facts approved by the NRA
Once I said assault rifles are real and not a jewish conspiracy, and everyone rushed me with burning pitchforks screaming about soccer moms
I haven't stopped since I saw my first jack video. My biggest fear is that I could have an aneurysm at any moment, and the person that finds me might think that I actually enjoy his videos.
One brave anon did, he lost his mind. Legend has it he now lives in the handicap stall at McDonald's, giving handjobs for mcnuggets.
20 minutes of jack shilling
Apparently you and /k/ know better than the DIA
You may also wish to consult with the late, famed expert retard EC Ezell, who is currently spinning in his grave at what the NRA is trying to do to the English language
>Doesn't shake the V8 before opening and pouring
>Says something about "one lemon/lime drink and a citrus juice" which sounds dumb for obvious reasons
>Doing the whole "drink out of Mason jars" maymay
>Criticized that guy's breakfast for being too healthy
I still don't understand how someone can look at a picture of a yorkshire pudding, produce those discs of regret, claim they're a success, film that bald faced lie, edit the film and upload it, and not once stop to think "y'know, these doesn't even look a little bit like the picture, maybe I should read more than a single recipe."
It's a ridiculous made up propaganda term pushed on the sheeple by the liberal media and their tyrannical leader George Soros
I prefer the term "single-seat multipurpose national security jet" and if you were redpilled like me you would understand why
What part of SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED do you not get, stupid?
>moves entire head towards food
>not just moving his hand closer
We're back with more Shilling with Ja/ck/
What do you think fampai?
He seems so amazed and impressed that eye protection stops your eyes from feeling the effects of onions.
>wearing goggles while chopping onions
>still getting teary while cutting onions
every time you find yourself amazed at the following
>no purchasing power
>lack of common sense
>bizarre ideas about "memefoods" and food trends in general
>inexplicable fascination with fast food and junk food
reminder that you spend a significant fraction of your waking hours on a website populated by a lot of school age children pretending to be adults in order not to get banned
Ausfag with a norven slag gf here, I didn't realise that was even meant to be a Yorkshire pudding before I read other comments.
Holy fuck, literally lolling right now. I sort of want to watch that video now for maximum cringe.
Not sure entirely but it's between 5'5"-5'7
So yeah, his BMI is approaching 50 if not over that"
First time seeing this idiot and I'm stunned by how many subs and views he has... what is going on
>watch a jack video
>get a commercial for "kale and me"
The irony is killing me
I hate when Ja/ck/ does that shit when he pretends to talk to people off camera. He wants Food Network to think he's a big deal and has a production crew and shit. In reality it's just Ja/ck/ in his kitchen with a camera and tripod while his family is trying to avoid him.
He's drank alcohol in a few of his videos, I remember him doing it for when he made eggnog and another where he had a glass of white wine. He usually does mention the alcohol cooking off but he usually points it out for other people who are watching and might be worried about consuming alcohol.
He has mentioned that he doesn't drink beer, though.
I feel slightly sad for myself for knowing all this. I've watched so many of his cooking and "on the go" videos that I really don't have an explanation as to why :(
>chokes out his son
>wants to napalm every palestinian
>got beat up by his wife
>"no more pretending jack, be a real christian and save the world"
I'd say casual/occasional drinkers are better off. I'm a recovering alcoholic but I won't class myself as recovered while I'm tee total. How can I be recovered if a single drop is enough to send me into a drinking frenzy? When I can have a drink at Christmas or a friend's birthday and put the bottle down indefinitely, I'm recovered. Definitely not at that point yet though, thus I'm tee total.
>When I can have a drink at Christmas or a friend's birthday and put the bottle down indefinitely, I'm recovered.
A word of advice: don't. You never fully recover from alcoholism. My mom's been sober for more than 35 years, and she still won't drink. She knows that if she did, she wouldn't be able to stop. She also has many, many stories of people who thought they were recovered, started drinking again, and died of it. You have to avoid alcohol for the rest of your life. It fucking sucks, but it's far better than the alternative. A glass of wine at a party isn't worth your life.
Bet this fat sack of greasy shit is over 300 now
is there a mirror to this? I'd like to save the video and preserver it for future generations.
jack jr. definitely hates his father
Hey guys, Jack Scalfani here from GiveMe Stroke Entertainment, here to talk to you about selling you my shitty smoked jellied sauces, they're not just the best, if you don't like them, I'm going to choke you out.
Now back to me fucking up another relatively simple recipe
I know this is the least of his problems, but the fucking knife work chopping celery
>pieces between 1/8" and 1/2"
>pseudo claw grip as he slides both hands back along the rib
Sharpening the knife
>Wow, that feels awesome
WHAT FEELS AWESOME YOU FUCK? YOU'RE NEITHER FEELING THE EDGE NOR CUTTING ANYTHING
>ywn have a comfy night posting in a /joey/ thread with your Broeys again
feels bad bro(ey)s
Who here is ready for arts and crafts with Jack?
i uploaded all those videos and honestly the thing that makes me angry is that he went on that podcast and said all that stuff. Nobody made him do it. All I did was point it out/bring it to a larger audience and he's going out of his way to try to censor me, which is fucked.
>Jack Jnr is now some sort of football player at school and is probably getting into girls
>Has to be in doofy videos with his dad making kiddy meals
Poor kid. I can't even watch that video because he looks/sounds so bummed out.