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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kquB3rIgfGk

Man is this the worst Jack video or what?

>being an asshole
Check
>shitty pictures of shitty food
Check
>Mixing premade stuff together and calling it an ORIGINAL RECIPE DONUT STEEL
Check
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>>7093564
That was hard to watch. Since when are wheat cereal and raisins full of protein?
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>Ironically, it tastes great.

What?
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>>7093564

All that wasted asparagus..

https://youtu.be/yyxtyCaEVqk
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Do you think Jack drinks alcohol, ever? I imagine him a teetotaler
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Imagine being this retarded

wew
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>>7095517
>All that wasted asparagus..
I know which one that is and I refuse to watch that bullshit again.
Goddamn!
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>>7095546

He is. Every time he cooks with alcohol he makes a huge point saying the alcohol evaporates and is not in the final dish.
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>>7095691
he's wrong but he kind of gets the idea that alcohol has a lower evap point
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>virgin mary could use a little salt like his sodium levels aren't already dangerously high
>FOUR PACKETS of splenda in is coffee
>those fucking fatass slices of cucumber

Goddamnit man
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>>7093564
no pulp die
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>>7093564
this guy insults all the people that send him pictures of his shitty food he made

fucking asshole
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>>7093564
Is there a person in the world with less self awareness than jack?
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>>7093564
>Any kind of citurs
>Pineapple
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>>7095517
beautiful
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>>7093564
fa/tg/uy here, so not a regular. Is this guy for real? He uploaded this video as serious recipes?
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>>7093564
>mixing soda with juice and ice is a recipe
WTF.

Why do I always click on these threads. I am not even into masochism?
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>>7095910
>FOUR PACKETS
>A lot for that amount of coffee
That was the only thing I thought was a little low. I'm almost positive you couldn't taste the sugar.
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>>7098804
Might want to put your 40k models away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
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>>7093564
>those pictures at the start
Jesus Christ, this really is the blind leading the blind.
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>>7093564
It's so good to see that king ja/ck/ is still on top.
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>>7099134
fuck that looks tasty
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>>7099134
I don't play 40k but it seems like a better idea than watching any more of his videos. What the fuck is this guy doing?
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>>7093564
Pales in comparison to SALAD NIGHT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM
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>>7099684
This is presented so seriously but it can't be serious, he has to be trolling. What the fuck.
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>>7099269

>still on top
>video from 2010
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>>7093564
>"Beautiful, you can smell the cucumber coming out of the ice water.
What did he mean by this, /ck/?
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>>7099684

> Salad night
> Only greenery is some Oregano in the tomatoes
> Mayonnaise goes in all fields

How is he not dead?
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>>7099684
those "salads"
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>>7093564
his iced coffee is over 25% half and half
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>>7099103
It's SPLENDA, not sugar. Four packets of Splenda is disgusting. You only need one or two before your drink is quite sweet.
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>>7095517

>the way he cuts carrots

yes jack there is a better way
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JUST BUY MY SAUCES YOU STUPID GOYIM
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>>7099684
>being an asshole
>trolling his mum
>"fan" mail
>12000 calorie salads
>HEAPING

wew lads
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The worst Jack videos are the ones with his son.
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>>7099684
>Canned baked fucking beans and ham
>Fuck ton of mayo
>Raw onions

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>7100547
I hate how people pick on his son like he's somehow responsible for his father's follies. It's not fair 2bh.

That being said, you can tell by Jack's recent videos that Jack Jr is getting sick and tired of his dad's shit. Just look at his growing impatience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HLCnyAYY9E

Do you think he reads the comments?
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>>7100583
He reads comments and deletes ones that offend his fat retard sensibilities
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>>7100595
No i mean do you think jack jr reads them
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>>7093564
why the fuck did I watch this entire thing?

I am becoming like pic related
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>>7099134
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>>7100647
>tfw ja/ck/ shows up in your recommended youtube videos

JUST
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>>7100583
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>>7100709
Wow he's a pretty big guy
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>>7100718
for you
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>>7100709
You can tell he's going to be as fat as his dad when he's in his 30s, if not before
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>>7100735
he's got potential to be swole af
>inb4 it's the shoulder straps
He's a thick dyel, if he starts lifting, he'd be a beast
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Ive been angrily watching jack for years, really happy to see you guys doing it too. feels good to not be alone ;_;
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>>7095517
>see this video
>"Wow. What a great side dish I could serve to my friends."
>Remember the copyright laws on these kinds of recipes
>Jack expressly states I can make it AND not have to say where I got the recipe from
>Thanks Jack!
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>>7100583
jack jr probably makes these threads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_tQFNnbV9Q

@ 1:40 he explains the reasoning behind picking the name Jakatak69 and specifically why he chose 69

what a stone cold liar
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https://youtu.be/9gbUM9oHBNI?t=184

Does anyone else remember when he promised he would lose weight?
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>>7093564
>clean, crisp, refreshing
>jack discovers water
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>>7101321
i bet you he was forced to make this video
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>>7101321
These are the only tweets he made in relation to his weight
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>>7100583
I dont think anyone gives a shit about his son, we just want to trigger jack.
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>>7101377
kek, probably kept gaining and he decided to give up
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Never forget
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>>7099775
>Oragano
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>>7099684
>tomato beans
>drowned in fucking MAYONNAISE
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AFBHDVBJK.L?N
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>>7099684
I think I'm gonna be sick, WHAT THE FUCK is that "bean salad"? I thought he was bad, but he is actually retarded. I mean, completely retarded!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27BigIWxMMw

>I'm gonna spice it up a little bit here
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>>7103322
>that's gorgeous
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>>7101245
A good "fuck it up" compilation there!
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Before this thread dies, i really need to vent

I fucking hate jack. Not as a "cook" but as a person. He is the lowest form of human, he constantly pushes his shit "sauce" during his videos, he is a fat, christian hypocrite. He gets mad when people say that his food is bad, or when the cooking network turned down his request for a show. He is such a fucking moronic man child, he thinks what he's doing is actually entertainment, when in reality, it's a bunch of people laughing at him, you hear that jack? We're laughing at you, your food isn't good, you aren't funny, you are a terrible human being. It is my hope that one day you will succumb to your years of eating "Rare" and "Juicy" meat, and when you're on your death bed, wishing for comfort, you will finally realize what a selfish prick you are, and that you're life was a waste, and that you wither away and die. Then, and only then, will i finally be at peace.
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jesus the fucking shilling is hard. Also
> those comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-5trUUtz8g
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>>7093564
>ice coffee

jesus wet he's fucking insane
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>>7093564
Ja/ck/ doesn't know about cucumber in drinks? It's common as fuarrrk in the UK
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>>7095517
has anyone tried his sauces...?
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>>7093564
When will the ja/ck/ meme die? It's not even like he's at all entertaining to watch like Joey or Reviewbrah.
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>>7105579
When he stops making videos. I can't believe he has been making literal shit for so long and seems to lack any awareness
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>>7093564
Mixing carbonated drinks with orange juice is actually really fucking good. I do it all the time at home.

Coke or Pepsi with orange juice is also fucking delicious.
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>>7099134
Is this like American quiche or something?
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>>7100583

did his dumb fat friends die or something? some random people here, and jack jr looks so tired of having jack as his father.
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>>7099684
'just enough oil and fat to clog up the rest of my arteries, this is great guys; think I feel another stroke coming on, talk to you later guys.'
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>>7100583
god that interview was cringe
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I JUST REALISED HE HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR LIKE 8 YEARS NOW AND THE RECIPES HAVEN'T IMPROVED WHAT THE LITERAL ACTUAL FUCK IN 8 YEARS HOW CAN YOU NOT IMPROVE EVEN A SMALL AMOUNT
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>>7105629
sad desu. you know for a fact his wife brings this shit up when they fight
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>>7100583
>jackin on the go theme song
every fucking time. worst song ever.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS7a58fN74c
Look at how glistening moist that is.
That beautiful red exterior.
When you smoke a meat, it should still look raw as when you put it in.
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>>7101245
>tries to do a goodfellas impression
>fucks it up

oh maddon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5VlTKrerrI

new jack vid
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>>7100583
Is Jack Jr. retarded? His cutting and motor skills are worse than a fucking 4 year olds.
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>>7100583
why did jack jrs cow of a mom try to take half his burger when she had her own meal on the way still? is she keeping it for herself or to limit her grown sons food intake knowing damn well hes in better shape than both of his parents
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>>7105809
I'm more concerned at the absolute lack of veggies on those burgers.
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>>7105809
American """""Parenting"""""
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>>7105814
THIS.

just some nice chopped lettuce and onions to lighten that shit up.
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>>7105823
Plain cheeseburgers are just kind of plain and dense.
Greens, tomato, and some kind of onion almost always elevate a burger.
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>>7105529
>2 minutes of literally an ad
just fuck my shit up senpai
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>>7105585
enjoy your type 2 pham
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>>7105790
>trusting jack with a firearm

Damn, I'm surprised they made it out of the woods alive.
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This fat kuck has diabetes and heart problems no?

>eats fucking huge burgers every week
>all the shit he makes is unhealthy
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>>7105783

so jack is cooking his meat at insane temperatures now, right?

that's undercooked but he can hardly cut through it. the exterior looks fucking awful.

he probably assumes if he doubles the temps it won't be raw anymore
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>>7105783
>my venison is too gamey, better rinse it with water
>all that shitty seasoning

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

but 2bh it does look quite well cooked inside.

The worst part about this guy is that he'll make these assertions/rules/tips even if it's the first time he's ever tasted said food or used said technique.
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>>7105529
jesus how could someone sponsor this shit
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>>7106312
Don't forget he had a stroke a few years back. I also recall him going a month without eating red meat to see if it would lower his cholesterol. It barely lowered, so he figured it was ok to keep stuffing himself with burgers.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiFU57Px8kE&feature=iv&src_vid=tJ2buXIIsGg
>you'll never be a sharpshooter like ja/ck/
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>>7105529
>eleven shaves
Is that impressive?


>those comments
Ja/ck/ strikes again!
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>>7107172
>I don't watch cooking videos

It shows
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>>7100583
That creepshot at 8:20
Got to go, my Fapcave needs me
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>>7100583
Ja/ck/s church group segregates the women to a different table. Someone needs to get tumblr feminists to attack Ja/ck/. That shit would be hilarious.
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>>7107125
lmao he's such a basic human

>buys all this kit brand new
>look at me, I've proven my mastery over a bird with a high powered shotgun
>here take the camera and film me stride off (clearly to nowhere) with my dead bird and gun!
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https://youtu.be/n5VlTKrerrI

THEY TRUST HIM WITH GUNS
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>>7109976
You're late to the party. see
>>7105790
>>7106308
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>>7109985
Many apologies, friendo. I am not subscribed to him, so I only get updated when I go searching for the keks.
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>>7109991
No problem homie, the more people that are aware that a retard like Ja/ck/ could be in the woods with a gun the better. Safety first guys.
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>>7107172
I like how he uses teenage girl shit like pinterest but he's like this conservative "manly man"
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Posting a very rare hairless Ja/ck/, please consume responsibly
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>>7111097
is that jam on a chicken breast?
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>>7107735
YES!
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>>7100709
Kek. The only reason he looks big is because of the shoulderpads. Underneath those he's a narrow shouldered fatass.
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>>7109952
>High powered shotgun
Compared to what, a low power shotgun?
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>>7111181
to be fair you could count a .410 as a low power shotgun
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Reminder that Ja/ck/ is a hopeless fuckup
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>>7111190
Be careful, /k/ is very sensitive and gets triggered by facts that aren't the right kind of politically correct facts approved by the NRA
Once I said assault rifles are real and not a jewish conspiracy, and everyone rushed me with burning pitchforks screaming about soccer moms
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>>7099134
looks exactly like vomit
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>>7111097
Is that his wife on the counter?
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This man makes me not want to be a part of humanity. The magnitude of his failure is so enormous, it has caused me to long for death. He has made suicide itself jump ship.
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>>7093564
dudes like 50 and he's never heard of cucumber water
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>>7112124
Thats what happens when you spend your whole life being a fatass and only drinking soda and melted butter.
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>>7094415
cup of raisins is 5g protein
cup of wheat cereal is 26g protein

not the best but not horrible either
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>>7113424
Who eats a cup of raisins? That's almost 87g of sugar and over 430 calories for less than 5g of protein
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>>7113442
fat people
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>>7099740
it means he could smell the cucumbers he literally just put in the water
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>>7113442
Raisins are shit desu senpai
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Who else ja/ck/in' it?
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>>7114652
I haven't stopped since I saw my first jack video. My biggest fear is that I could have an aneurysm at any moment, and the person that finds me might think that I actually enjoy his videos.
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ORAGANO
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>>7105575
One brave anon did, he lost his mind. Legend has it he now lives in the handicap stall at McDonald's, giving handjobs for mcnuggets.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-_gauR8PP0

20 minutes of jack shilling
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https://youtu.be/IpHJffM3G1c

>Papa Johns BTFO
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>>7115144
What the fuck is wrong with his nail.
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>>7111966
/k/ is triggered about assault rifles because the very definition of assault rifle is fucking retarded
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>>7115823
I bet I could assault you with my AK
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>>7115823
Apparently you and /k/ know better than the DIA

You may also wish to consult with the late, famed expert retard EC Ezell, who is currently spinning in his grave at what the NRA is trying to do to the English language
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>>7111190
>>7111181
Is this a high power shotgun or a low power shotgun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bZg50TI_eI
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>>7093564
>ice coffee
>just put a bunch of your favourite sweetener in there
>quarter of the glass is half and half
fucking hell
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>>7099684
So is that a HUEG coffee cup or is he a manlet who looks like a big fat guy?
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>>7115881
What the hell m8
Why are clappyfats still allowed to have guns?
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>>7093564
>Mixing premade stuff together and calling it an ORIGINAL RECIPE DONUT STEEL

>video title is "LAZY MAN'S DRINKS"

Are you retarded in your brain?
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>>7115881
power depends on what kind of charge they put in the shell, the shotty only hits the primer and aims the projectile
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>>7093564

>Doesn't shake the V8 before opening and pouring
>Says something about "one lemon/lime drink and a citrus juice" which sounds dumb for obvious reasons
>Doing the whole "drink out of Mason jars" maymay
>Criticized that guy's breakfast for being too healthy
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>>7111966
Assault rifles are real. Assault weapons, are not.
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>>7116190
The word "assault" triggers me. A gun is just a tool; only people can commit assault.
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>>7116267
god bless america
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>>7093564
>A "chef" has never seen water with cucumber in it

Jesus.
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>>7100709
Based Ja/ck/ Jr
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>>7101377
287lbs + the extra he was too embarrassed to include
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>>7111966
The point is the media calls things assault rifles that aren't assault rifles. Do you have the 'tism.
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>>7103083
I still don't understand how someone can look at a picture of a yorkshire pudding, produce those discs of regret, claim they're a success, film that bald faced lie, edit the film and upload it, and not once stop to think "y'know, these doesn't even look a little bit like the picture, maybe I should read more than a single recipe."
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>>7115771
Looks like he bites them, heavily.
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>>7115848
BTFO
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>>7115896
Ja/ck/ is not only the Cu/ck/ King but a Lord of Manlets at 5'7"
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>>7115672
mfw woke up and watched a Ja/ck/ vid
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>>7115672
>This "chef" can't even use a kitchen scale

I had to close it, he's holding the button down when all you do is tap it, but he does have fat fingers so who knows.
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>>7116267
How do you feel about the term "fighter aircraft"?
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>mfw this thread
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>>7117941
It's a ridiculous made up propaganda term pushed on the sheeple by the liberal media and their tyrannical leader George Soros

I prefer the term "single-seat multipurpose national security jet" and if you were redpilled like me you would understand why

What part of SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED do you not get, stupid?
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>>7115672
>shills a book written by his homicidal pastor (google maury davis murder wife)

As if advocating genocide wasn't bad enough you fat scumfuck Ja/ck/
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>>7117942
>moves entire head towards food
>not just moving his hand closer

FUCK
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>He makes hundreds of thousands doing shitty recipes

Stay mad, /ck/, you'll never be as successful as him.
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>>7118012
He stated on that show where he tried to shill his BBQ sauce that he made a couple of grand a month.
A good Christian wouldn't lie.
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>>7117942
At least it wasn't tongue first this time...what a disgusting fat cunt all the same
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Does this guy's kid have cerebal palsy or something? Like I was just watching a random video and his hands are both stiff and yet, super shaky?
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>>7115718

>start video at 3:59

>i am now dead inside
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>>7115672
We're back with more Shilling with Ja/ck/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWwSCCwsEas
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NUMP FOR THE KINK OF /ck/
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>>7119126
>fucking onion goggles

is he disabled?
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>>7120859
As if the slacked jaw, gaped mouth, underbite, cone head, and literacy of a kindergartener weren't enough to suggest that Ja/ck/ is a retard...
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>>7120941
Don't forget that he hates reading and history. Oh, and that he also said that homosexuality is a choice, and that he himself chose to be heterosexual.
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>>7120859
What do you think fampai?
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>>7121045
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>>7121048
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>>7095546
>teetotaler

where do you people learn these words?
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>>7119126
>a game of Zelda
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>>7121067
Wikipedia apparently
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teetotalism
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>>7095696
Exactly. Every time people say that I refer them to the Good Eats Mythbusting episode. Even after hours and hours of simmering, there's still alcohol there.
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>>7095517
There absolutely no colour on any of that. How does he think that's at all "broiled".
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>>7121038
>no more buring eyes!

also
>linking to bitly
holy fuck jack
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>>7121173
>>7121038
>>7119126
>not wanting to avoid eye std's
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He seems so amazed and impressed that eye protection stops your eyes from feeling the effects of onions.

>wearing goggles while chopping onions
>still getting teary while cutting onions

Casual tbqh.
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>>7121067
Are you dumb?
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>>7121465
every time you find yourself amazed at the following
>no purchasing power
>lack of common sense
>bizarre ideas about "memefoods" and food trends in general
>inexplicable fascination with fast food and junk food
reminder that you spend a significant fraction of your waking hours on a website populated by a lot of school age children pretending to be adults in order not to get banned
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>>7103083
As a Yorkshireman born and bred that video truly disgusted me to my core.
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>>7104955
pissing in a sea of piss
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>>7121108
which good eats ep is that?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWq-mHR_VKw


One of us?
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>>7103083
as an Englishman I wanted to fucking reach through the screen and ram those fucking things through his fucking eyes
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>>7103083
Ausfag with a norven slag gf here, I didn't realise that was even meant to be a Yorkshire pudding before I read other comments.

Holy fuck, literally lolling right now. I sort of want to watch that video now for maximum cringe.
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>>7101377
287 lbs?
How tall is he?
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>>7122062
Actually looking this up he made an apology and a re-do video so at least he did that.

Still, cringe.
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>>7106336
>so jack is cooking his meat at insane temperatures now, right?
He probobly killed someone at one of his church potlucks
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>>7122092
Not sure entirely but it's between 5'5"-5'7

So yeah, his BMI is approaching 50 if not over that"
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First time seeing this idiot and I'm stunned by how many subs and views he has... what is going on
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>>7093564
Did everybody forget that he's made himself a diabetic?
>Consume into diabetes.
>Gulps gallons of sugary drinks.
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>>7123346
Forgot
>Sauce amount to congealed sugar.
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>>7119126
>>7121038

I want to kick this idiot in the face until he has to shill fixodent for the rest of his youtube career. Fuck this piece of shit senpai
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>>7122243
Fuck off he can't be 5'5" can he? Maybe it's just because he's a fatass and he's always behind a counter but I can't imagine him being that short.
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>watch a jack video
>get a commercial for "kale and me"
The irony is killing me
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>>7124020
His son is taller than him and is listed as 5'8" on his high school football page and that's probably too high as they tend to fib those numbers up a bit.
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>>7121481
This. And that most people here are American
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>>7099684
holy jesus shitballs I have never seen something so vile in my life before

also that awkward joke about shilling, at least he's catching on, guys..
>>
Has anyone actually tried Jack's method of cracking eggs?
Hitting it with your knuckle?
Holy shit, that has to be the worst method, it goes fucking everywhere
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>>7124525
I hate when Ja/ck/ does that shit when he pretends to talk to people off camera. He wants Food Network to think he's a big deal and has a production crew and shit. In reality it's just Ja/ck/ in his kitchen with a camera and tripod while his family is trying to avoid him.
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>>7095546
He's drank alcohol in a few of his videos, I remember him doing it for when he made eggnog and another where he had a glass of white wine. He usually does mention the alcohol cooking off but he usually points it out for other people who are watching and might be worried about consuming alcohol.

He has mentioned that he doesn't drink beer, though.

I feel slightly sad for myself for knowing all this. I've watched so many of his cooking and "on the go" videos that I really don't have an explanation as to why :(
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>>7125800
I watch ja/ck/ for the same reason I watch CWC.
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>>7111101
not too far removed from cranberry sauce on turkey surely.
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>>7095910
> fantasy slices of cucumber

Wat
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>>7126357
>fantasy slices of cucumber
wat
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>>7121891
I laughed a bit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6YdqjTgGoo
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>>7126768
that story of him choking out his son...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLTynG9aVvE
What the fuck did Jack just make?
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>>7126775
>chokes out his son
>wants to napalm every palestinian
>got beat up by his wife
>"no more pretending jack, be a real christian and save the world"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAlNrtcPCLw
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>>7127250
overcooked the shit out of salmon apparently

we definitely know he's not a teetotaler then
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>>7127526
I'd say casual/occasional drinkers are better off. I'm a recovering alcoholic but I won't class myself as recovered while I'm tee total. How can I be recovered if a single drop is enough to send me into a drinking frenzy? When I can have a drink at Christmas or a friend's birthday and put the bottle down indefinitely, I'm recovered. Definitely not at that point yet though, thus I'm tee total.
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>>7127250
simultaneously overcooks the fish and undercooks the potatoes... "i nailed it."
this mongoloid.
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>>7127526
>>7128233
No, not overcooked, DOUBLE cooked

I bet it tasted and felt like pulverized chalk from the 60's
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>>7127537
>When I can have a drink at Christmas or a friend's birthday and put the bottle down indefinitely, I'm recovered.

A word of advice: don't. You never fully recover from alcoholism. My mom's been sober for more than 35 years, and she still won't drink. She knows that if she did, she wouldn't be able to stop. She also has many, many stories of people who thought they were recovered, started drinking again, and died of it. You have to avoid alcohol for the rest of your life. It fucking sucks, but it's far better than the alternative. A glass of wine at a party isn't worth your life.
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>>7130070
Fuck. I'm a mild alcohol, I hope I never get that bad. Alcohol is such an important part of the world I live in.
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>>7101377
Bet this fat sack of greasy shit is over 300 now
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>>7127537
It's possible, but my God it takes a lot of work to get there. Time, suffering, mental anguish.
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>>7125866
What's CWC?
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>>7133022

christian weston chandler
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>>7126768
is there a mirror to this? I'd like to save the video and preserver it for future generations.
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>>7133239
>>7117823
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>>7093564
>"pulp free"
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkfMDHaIRGs

jack jr. definitely hates his father
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>>7133773
why does Jack hate science
>>
>>7133773
>pure sugar liquid
What the fuck?
>>
>>7133773

Didn't he have a video where he talked about choking his son until he blacked out?
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>>7133824
Wasn't that his other son?
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>>7125774
lol.
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>>7133808
> muh christianity
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>>7133773
JACK NO NOT AGAIN
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>>7133951
kek
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>>7133773
Is Jack a teetotaler?
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>>7099134
>"real" cool whip
>"real" whipped cream
>>
>mfw he made a subreddit for his "show"
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>>7134332
oh men, it's gonna be a warzone by the ending of the day! I'm already on his smug ass case!
>you are not allowed to get erections from looking at food that is gross
>>
>dumb, fat, balding
>doesn't know how to do his job
>chokes out his son

It's almost like Jack is a real life Homer Simpson.
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>>7135171
did your dad choke you out too? You keep spamming that in every ja/ck/ thread
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>>7135190
multiple people post that anon. it's kind of shocking when you first hear it.
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>>7133773
>the wilhelm scream at the beginning
My reaction to Jack's whole channel
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>>7133951
fucking LOL
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Hey guys, Jack Scalfani here from GiveMe Stroke Entertainment, here to talk to you about selling you my shitty smoked jellied sauces, they're not just the best, if you don't like them, I'm going to choke you out.

Now back to me fucking up another relatively simple recipe
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>>7135190
THE JACK DEFENSE SQUAD IS HERE
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>>7135209
>>7135407
please don't samefag your ja/ck/ hate
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>>7135436
oh my bad XD
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>>7133022
THE cringe bank. The most documented lolcow in all the internet. A long, long story.
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>>7119126
I know this is the least of his problems, but the fucking knife work chopping celery

>pieces between 1/8" and 1/2"
>pseudo claw grip as he slides both hands back along the rib

Sharpening the knife
>Wow, that feels awesome

WHAT FEELS AWESOME YOU FUCK? YOU'RE NEITHER FEELING THE EDGE NOR CUTTING ANYTHING
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>>7121045
>>7121048
>>7121049
Saved em all.
Don't know why, but thanks.
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>>7136011
>>
>>7136026
>>
http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915

anyone seen him on the west texas investors club episode yet?
>>
>>7136043
>http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915

ooooh im watching this now
>>
How old is this thread jesus.
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>>7136043
>>7136117

holy shit hes so fucking stupid im crying
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>>7136043
>>
>>7136147

Beautiful
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>>7136127
so is ja/ck/
>>
>>7133899
and now im curious, why he wanted to choke his son?
>>
>>7136190

Because he's a fat retard with anger issues, he did another thing where he talked about how his old wife beat him.
>>
>>7136043
no, the video keep loading and loading
>>
Dammit JP's picture made me laugh. My life must be sad.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lci-b28pFc
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>>7136491

holy kek batman
>>
>>7136491
jej, an early christmas present. thank you anon
>>
>>7136491
Huehuehue
>>
>>7136491
FUCKING KEK
>>
>>7136491
came here to post this
>>
>>7136491
Holy fuck I really hope jack ends up seeing this
>>
>>7136491
Press F to pay respects
o7
>>
>>7134272
no he drinks wine in this video >>7127250
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>>7137335
just look at those juicy, velvety red meat cushions... absolutely beautiful
>>
>>7136491
And it's gone.
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>>7137361
Yeah NBC are faggots
>>
>>7136491
Please reupload on /gif/ as a webm
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Do I just get one or get two and save?
>>
>>7137524

Come on now, Jack. Come on.
>>
>>7137524
>gallon
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>>7137524
why is it fucking blue
>>
>>7137524
The combo is more expensive than buying two individual jugs
Holy shit jack
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>>7115771
It's joey
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>>7137524
I like how he couldn't clean the jelly of the inside of the bottle at the top before taking the product photos and how one bottle has more in it than the other...
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>>7137656
>ywn have a comfy night posting in a /joey/ thread with your Broeys again
feels bad bro(ey)s
>>
>>
vid()me / IHoJ
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>>7137690
reupload them to vimeo or something please I loved sending those vids to my friends as an introduction to jack
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>>7137814

vid()me / CookingWithJack
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>>7137822

ありがとう
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>>7136190
Because he's a dimwitted piece of shit
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Who here is ready for arts and crafts with Jack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLuRUvPMEbI
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>>7138151
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>>7137524
>Getting the combo is ONE cent more

FUCKING KEK.

Also is some nigga going to upload that video for the people who missed it (maybe upload it to Vimeo or some shit?)
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>>7138160

its been linked a million times its on vid.me
>>
Oh cheers bruv.

>These judges and their accents

American TV is so delightful :3c
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>>7138171
>the judges accents
What accent m8?
Britbong detected
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>>7138171
These guys are weird characters even in America, fyi. Unless you've only ever lived in West Texas.
>>
FUCK
U
C
K

JACK
A
C
K

http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915
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>>7137822
>Get exposed
>Cry like a girl to gain sympathy

I've never really had a problem with Jack until now, what a cunt.
>>
>>7138189
Get a life and stop hating on someone because they rightly think the Middle East should be bombed
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>>7138215
>nuking people gets rid of toxic ideologies
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>>7138215
Good Goyim!
>>
>>7138171
Thats matthew mcconaughey's brother, they both have soothing voices.
>tfw they will never sing you a lullaby as you slowly drift to sleep
>>
i uploaded all those videos and honestly the thing that makes me angry is that he went on that podcast and said all that stuff. Nobody made him do it. All I did was point it out/bring it to a larger audience and he's going out of his way to try to censor me, which is fucked.
>>
I remember watching a steak cooking video from this guy, after he cooked the steak nicely he drenched it with bbq sauce.
>>
From another thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk

>Salad
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>>7093564

OP here.

First day I came back and saw this thread with three replies and thought it was ded.


What the fuck is going on.
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>>7133773
DID YOU SAY BMW YOU FAT FUCKING FAGGOT I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU AND BBQ YOUR CORPSE
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>>7138151
>>7138159
>this man has had a cooking show for almost a decade

Ja/ck/ is doing some kindergarten teacher level shit and still managed to fuck it up. Dumb fuck can't even cut a pretzel right.
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>>7133773
>Jack Jnr is now some sort of football player at school and is probably getting into girls
>Has to be in doofy videos with his dad making kiddy meals

Poor kid. I can't even watch that video because he looks/sounds so bummed out.
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>>7133773
>We didn't get sorbet because they don't carry fancy stuff at Wallmart
>Sorbet
>Fancy

u wot?
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>>7138151
>not everyone own a double boiler
Does Jack seriously not know how a double boiler works?
>>
>>7137656
>>7137689
hi, joey. long time no bread ;P
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>>7138760
Pretty sure Ja/ck/let is a fag and Ja/ck/ will choke him out at some point to deconvert him.
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