SPAM can?

Pierce the bottom of the can to reduce the vacuum effect.

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microwave on high for 30 seconds and the meat will pop out of the can like toast!

You might be able to. If you can't, just run a butter knife around the meat, between the meat and the wall of the can. You can also slice it IN the can.

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>>7091566
>>7091587

Thanks, though now I'm thinking I'll wait until tomorrow to deal with the Spam can, as I'm kinda drunk right now.

Open the top, squeeze the narrower sides so the wider sides bulge a little and shake it out of the can.

Has nobody here had spam before?

Just take off the lid and shake it like a ketchup bottle. It might take a couple shakes but the whole loaf will slide right out, no special extra steps needed.

Try to squeeze it out first.. if it is stubborn, puncture the bottom.. Youll have to use or store it in a different container either way..

>>7091553
I don't know how people eat that shit. My girlfriend likes it, she has tried to serve it to me several different ways I couldn't stand any of them. The closest to edible it ever came was pan fried dipped in maple syrup.

>>7091553
Yes. Just open the lid, squeeze the sides until it pops, and it should just slide right out.

>>7091708
>pan fried dipped in maple syrup.

Damn, that sounds good!

>>7091553

Jesus fucking wept. How dense do you have to be if you can't do something as simple as opening a can of food? Did you suffer oxygen deprivation as a baby or something?

>>7091708
>I don't know how people eat food I don't like

Could you sound anymore childish? Its time to accept your girlfriend has the superior palate. Your chasity cage awaits

>>7091553
Open the can then stab the back of the can to create a hole. This will relieve the suction and it will slide right out