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I'm mad at life, let's do this!
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>>7089071
Well done plz
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>>7089074
Well it will be hard to not fulfill your request, my drunk ass bought this retarded overpriced organic 1/2 inch thick chuck steak out of fucking no where last night.

Just killed this bottle and I'm gonna see what I can do.
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I also ended up eating one of these ghost peppers whole last night and puked it up through my nose 20 minutes later, was one of those nights. Dis mug blog btw
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>dem sides
>dat dirty counter
>room temp butter sitting uncovered for a week
>Walmart steak knife to cut veg
>tub of candy corn

This isn't even my final form
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I like to use my grill on my balcony at 5am to keep my ethnic neighbors alert and on their toes
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>>7089101
I'm dying right now>>7089101
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>>7089101
Keep posting OP
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A true 16oz glass I am impressed

>glass is stolen
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>>7089106
>>7089110
ThanKS

Did I mention Satan had been blowing fire out my ass all day

Getting pan nice and hot
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>>7089127
Post moar cat

Also, don't fall asleep while the steak is still on.
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>>7089127
cute cat. steak looks pretty shitty desu, but Im glad to see you're using sprouts. I await your impending disaster
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>>7089132
>>7089137
this aint my first rodeo guys, i aint goin for a ramen sunday, ive never done this cut so im not sure what to expect even if i can pull a medium
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IT'S HABBENING!
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Sizzle sizzle
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>>7089170
Woah how isn't that steak falling?
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>>7089172

a rare Australian serious post
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Flipped
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Resting time for sides
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>>7089186
if youre ever going to deliver the goods, nows the time
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I take my time kiddo
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>>7089196

Your tatties are gonna take forever like that, they're not even part-boiled. Why are you not boiling them or using any kind of oil? Not a seasoning in sight. Steak looks ok though thus far.
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>>7089191
This is real time btw, be patient bro I'm pretty drunk
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>>7089197
I season more like towards the end I ain't a real chef fyi
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>>7089199
That beer has to be piss warm right now.
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>>7089205
Dude is a new beer in like every pic lol

Fallen soldier
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>>7089206
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>>7089206
pfft you'll be fi-
>hair on the floor
maybe not.
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Toppings!
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Almost there
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That steak is gonna be tough as an old boot. Chuck steak goes better in slow cooked stuff.
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Not so money shot
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:^) desu senpai
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>>7089227
not medium-rare
>>7089233
ketchup
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>>7089233

Turned out better than expected. I'd eat it. Preferably a little pinker in the middle and those potatoes needed more TLC. Full points for eating your Brussels though.
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>>7089227
>>7089233
>medium-well
you tried
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>>7089233
ruined the meat
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lECpcVMoR5Y
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>>7089143
Chuck steak has good flavor but it's tough. I typically use a chuck steak for steak sandwiches because it's cheap and I'm cutting it into strips and adding peppers/onions to it.
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>>7089233
DIfferent beer for the steak. Yeah.
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Yeah so really planned on finishing this but a few of you were dead on it like an old shoe, gonna throw this in the parking lot for the gaggle of stay kitties we got
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Rinsed it off first, thanks for watching fellers

>only feel down one time in this thread
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>>7089288
*fell down

broke muh tv table thing :(
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>>7089288
I like it how you're drunk midweek during daylight hours.
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>>7089288

the fuck happened to that car how do you let a Challenger get in that sad shape
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>>7089304
that is normal wear and tear for a challenger
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>>7089288
Don't drink and drive, anons.
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>>7089288
>school bus drives by
>get caught being piss ass drunk feeding stray cats
This saddens me more than it should have.
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>>7089088
Is that a container of candy corn mixed with carrot slices? WTF?
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>>7089143
that cat's face looks weird but cute
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goddamn I fucking love this board sometimes
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>>7089304
treat it like your kitchen?
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>>7089076
NIGGA IS THAT A PBR IN THE BACKGROUND? yeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>7089162
That plant is a step from tipping over. This triggers me.
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>>7089755
A what?
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>>7089233
>he put ketchup on the fuckin steak lel
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>>7089296
lmao i also enjoy this
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>>7089304
>>7089402
OP here, that's not my car

>>7089483
they are candy corn pumpkins
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>>7089458
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>>7090613
cute :3
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>>7089233
lol
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>>7090613
>rack of frisbees
Are you a hippy fuck or is Strayacunt! just that different of a place from Burger?
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>>7093881
OP here, that's my fine china.
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>>7093881
I just like to play disc golf occasionally and I have an eye for finding lost discs

>>7093967
Please do not impersonate me, I do not own China
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what is this i dont even
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>>7089206
CLEAN YOUR FUCKING FLOOR
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>>7089233
I was part of a focus group on "Ziegen Bock" to help determine the name. One of their possibility was Ziggy Bock.
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>>7094177
good bread OP
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>>7089233
>ketchup
>steak sauce
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>>7089196

>brussels sprouts

My nigger
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nice thread lol
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>>7089288
This is as good if not better than Sweet Ramen Sundae.

I do hope this is being saved for posterity.
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OP here, gon get shitty and maybe cook some shit later if anyones still interested
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>>7098868
Cook what?
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>>7089088
who cuts their Brussels sprouts in half before even cooking them?
you are a subhuman degenerate, I hope you choke on candy corn and die.
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>>7089233
Damn you fucking got me, just like the tree fiddy and dancing dinosaur stories, every time.
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>>7089206
All those pubes
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>>7098868
go for it im going to slug down a vodka and go food shopping see you in a bit
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>>7099810
But that's the only thing he did right.
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>>7099255
not sure yet, gonna hit the store and play it by ear, need olive oil and meat and stuff

>>7099810
are you gonna spit up you frappacino if i tell you i bought them pre cut this time?

>>7099829
:^)

>>7099842
my pubes are bleached blonde dont look at me desu

>>7100452
same but instead of vodka imm have like 3 beers
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op do you live in peppermill place apartments off of west road?
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>>7100947
naw bro im over by gunspoint(greenspoint)
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>>7100826
You in Houston OP? That shopping center looks so familiar
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>>7100979
yup, thats around 1960 and walters rd
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>>7100964
oh okay bet that apt complex across the street just looked familiar and I saw the 713 on the dumpster
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>>7101009
yeah once you seen 1 ghetto apt complex you seen em all around here
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alright im a few beers away from the grocery store, any suggestions? Im willing to try something new but minimal cheese
PLS RESPND
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>>7089770
Pabst Blue Ribbon.

The finest of beers.
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>>7101060
This guy gets it
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>>7101050
tonkatsu pls
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>>7101050
Sketti
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>>7101105
I have the stuff for that now, I reserve it for a day when I'm lazy or poor

>>7101102
just looked it up, I will look at the pork at the store and decide, might switch it up with some cream gravy and do a chicken fried tonkatsu
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Secret bar pic
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I don't really give a shit if yall watching

Here's my haul
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My blinds are dicked boys
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>>7101573
post pic of bike please
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>>7100964
>>7100990
ayy lmao cypress fag reporting in.
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>>7101060
so true!
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>>7101586
This is what I ride when I ride usually these days. U a /n/ig/n/og?
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>>7101588
nice i was off rosehill for a while
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>>7101613
>steel is real
looks good.
i don't lurk /n/ nearly as often as i used to. the foamers killed it. we need >>>/n+1/.
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>>7101593
PBR is one of the worst made beers, ever. Drink craft beer or fuck off mate
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>>7101633
pbr isnt the worst thing ever, its cheap and good to have around for beer pong at parties and shit
i enjoy drinking good beer, but you cant really use that at parties and such
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Yeah i used to be pretty active there, not so much now.

seasoned up
isnt as thick as it should be but it was a deal and the marbling seemed decent
like an inch thick
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>>7101647
what the fuck have you done to that poor steak? did you drop it? it's got dirt and shit all over it!
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>>7101658
salt
fresh ground black people
crushed red pepper

i dont have to listen to you you arent my real father
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>>7101666
what else are you going to make with that steak ?
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>>7101673
probably just more brussel sprouts sorry to dissapoint, steak is 1.3 lbs, I have potatoes and stuff but eh

but at the moment I am about to make some pickled peppers to use these ghost peppers up

boiling jar
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da mix
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shit is hotter than my mixtape son
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Are you going to get drunk again?
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>>7101700
gettin there trust me, also smoking things

my mouth is on fire
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>>7101710
Nice.
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gonna drink more beers and things

steak will start soon
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glob-a-goo
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happening
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>>7101774
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>>7101532
I know you bought all that stuff with food stamps, OP. But please continue...
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>>7101639
PBR is great if you drink it quickly and don't allow it to get warm. I wouldn't wish warm PBR on my greatest enemy.
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>>7101783
lol i got a semi real job dont worry

>>7101785
i drink warm pbr occasionally it aint crazy
so i ran outta prapane so imma use a camping stove might take me sec to post
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>>7101791
holy fuck, mcgiver posting in /ck
keep the good work coming op, you're the best
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Doing it
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so my neighbor walked by right after this pic with flash, kind of funny look on his face lol
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>>7101860
I would fight him irl for you OP
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>>7101763
nigga you doing dabs?
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Not gonna lie OP, you seem like a pretty cool guy. Would chill and pound beers with you. That camping stove could take a minute to cook with though. As much as I love them cooking a decent sized steak with a little pocket rocket-esque stove could take a bit. Crack a few more beers and enjoy it.

Also, what kinda music you into OP?
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>>7101966
gotta second that, OP seems like a true bro.
would roomie with, smoke weed and drink white trash yankee beer.
Id bring you some real german beer.
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>>7101860
op confirmed dead by ethnic neighbours who REALLY were on their toes this fateful morning.
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OP are you OK? desu
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to be continued...
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>>7101972
Actually America has some of the best beers in the world. No need to be elitist.
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>>7101666
>fresh ground black people

didn't think i'd notice, did you opie
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>>7103479
wait is this real?
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>>7101836
>>7101860
>>7103479
is...is everything okay op?
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>>7103479
kek
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>>7103479
You fucked up OP.
You're sleeping in the Challenger tonight!
Good luck seriously.
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>>7089233
why
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>>7089127
>>7089143
>>7090613
>>7101050
>>7101573
>>7101613
RIP kitties
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>>7103479
lolwut
this... isn't OP right?
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lol no fuckin way
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>>7104072
It's the same balcony as in the pictures. And OP was fuckin' up with gas and kitties while being highly intoxicated.
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NEVAR 4GET
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>>7104156
>nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli
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>>7104172
but i did and im ashamed of myself
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>>7099810

ultra pleb doesn't stir fry his sprouts
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>>7103479
Jesus fuck. Last night, before that pic was posted, I was gonna make a joke comparing drinking and cooking to drinking and driving but couldn't find a way to word it without coming across as an arsehole. Now OP is RIP and I could have warned him. :(

Tonight I'll burn a steak in his honour.
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op, I hope everything goes well for you :( you were having a great night and then...
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i need answers
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http://www.khou.com/story/news/local/2015/11/22/overnight-fire-causes-heavy-damage-to-champion-forest-town-homes/76213012
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>>7104351
>three cats were not able to be rescued
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>>7103479
party pooper reporting in
>http://www.click2houston.com/news/hfd-on-scene-of-apartment-fire-near-greenspoint/33738442
same building as in that picture
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OP here, sorry I thought it was funny, I'm ok just grubbed and passed out last night and been working all day, I'll update thread when I get home
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>>7104366
>>http://www.click2houston.com/news/hfd-on-scene-of-apartment-fire-near-greenspoint/33738442
I concur, OP is bullshitting us.
Fuck OP, long live the kittens.
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>>7104366

snot op
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>>7104484
>Fuck OP
fuck me?
FUCK ME?

you take that shit back right now, I will start cutting off kitty toes one by one on the hour until you apologize. if you think Im kidding try me
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>>7104664

please kindly fuck off with this /b/ psuedo edgy shit
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Well I'll post the pics from last night if any body still cares
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>>7104747
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>>7104754
would have really liked a better sear but such is life
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>>7104723
Exactly
>>7104664
I konda don't mind. I hate cats. Just dump the body properly or you'll have major crime on your ass.
>>7104773
Not bad for a camping fire.
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i tell you wut if my neighbour was up making a huge racket at 5am i'd murder the bastard in cold ketchup.
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>>7105128
I make a little noise but this ain't the hilton, they'll live
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>>7089076
>pepper on food about to get cooked at high heat
Pepper loses it's flavour when heated, pepper the side once youv'e seared it.
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was good
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>>7105571
I'm happy for you OP
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>>7089113
>doesn't own a half liter beer glass
btw I also steal most my glasses
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>>7105821
I stole it out of hate for the new owners of a near by bar, they jacked the prices like double and didn't mention it till we were cashing out.

Most of my glasses are from brewery tours and then there's my glorious 32oz solo cup
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There's absolutely no reason that burner can't heat up that cast iron to get a good sear. You're just gun shy.
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>>7105866
youre right, i was keeping it on low it was 35f outside and I was off gauging the heat, shoulda woulda coulda ya heard
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>>7101633
PBR is a fine drinking beer. Craft beers are too expensive to drink on a regular basis when I can put down 3-4 beers without thinking about it.
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>>7105870
sad story of this dog btw, huge st bernard was kept its entire life living under a deck in a trailer park behind my friends property, my friend finds it wandering in his orchard one day, feeds it and gives it some love, dog acts happier than i expect its ever been for the few days he had it. They planned on keeping it, his house is a sanctuary for any animal lucky enough to make it there. The owner comes by asking about it acting concerned cuz it gets scared by storms and got out, they arent pieces of shit so they gave it to him. less than a week later its dead in the road hit by a car:( we all regret not putting up a fight for it because as shown it was obviously malnourished.
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lol wat
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>>7089233
>Ketchup
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>>7101763
aw shit
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>>7089227
>>7089233
>well done
>ketchup

You fucking nigger.
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Where do you live op? I feel you are a kindred spirit.
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>>7090613
Disc golf... Mah nigga
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>>7089162
What's up with the grade nigger shelf??? What the fuck is holding the left corner up??? That's some Star Trek bullshit raping my eyes...

Is this Will Wheaton ??
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>>7107205
>texas
Nevermind.
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Op please post more. I LOVED THIS THREAD
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>>7105902
Im so sorry anon :/ at least you made it happier than it's ever been in its final days. Sweet doggy :(
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>>7107803
>Update
its screwed to the support beam on the fence, it looked good at first but the weather was not kind to the support beam

aw hell op drinking hipster beer
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>>7108515
>support beam
i meant board, wtf is hapening

>sauce on bike
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im gonna chug a whole bottle of cheap gin wish me luck
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bar fight!
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>>7108612
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>>7108595

damn that's gonna be a punishing 25ml
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>>7108615
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>>7108625
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gonna try one of these ghost pepper pickled jalepenos i made
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holy shit that is dicked boys, I have no clue what Imma do with these they are retardo hot but tasty too
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>>7108641
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>>7108612
>>7108615
>>7108625
>>7108635
lol
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>>7089296
>what are time zones?

It's clearly dark outside in the pictures.
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>>7108647
>wala
Fucking seriously ?

Sound like "Wallah" and not "Voilà".

>By Allah (Arabic: Wallah, والله) is an Arabic expression meaning "[I promise] by God" used to make a promise or express great credibility on an expression.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallah_%28Arabic%29
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>>7108694
herp yes I worship cows detective

imma drink more beer and wreck bitches in tetris then i may cook something
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>>7108694

Someone doesn't know....

>Fazolipwned!
> wa la!
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fyi i have a weird job/sleep schedule so I dont just wait to get drunk in the mornings and cook at night lol
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>>7109094
I'm also a night cook

I cannot stand cooking during the day. It's not comfy or relaxing at all.
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>>7109121
i need friends like you, all my friends are normies
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>>7089202

That's how real chefs actually do it, seasoning is done in the end.
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Thanks for posting m8 u gave me a gigle
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>>7089082
You keep your Peppers in your toolshed?
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>>7109576
i keep my tool shed in my kitchen
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>>7109590
10 to 1 there is meth being cooked at this house.
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>>7109593
That pic makes it look more cluttered than it is maybe, never cooked Meg I promise
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>>7109763
*meth
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>>7089071
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ****ing pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook **** that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking ***got.
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>>7109772
Would have went to olive garden if I wanted frozen pasta

>I love olive garden
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Be my boyfriend op.
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>>7110237
:)
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>>7108757
Wa la was actually a meme before fazolis was a thing.
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Happy thanksgiving, had a nice breakfast sandwich, it's also my birthday and I'm not in a good mood about this

French bread
Turkey
Various spicy Italian meats
Swiss
Onion
Pickled habenaros that I grew
Heavy mayo
Whataburger mustard
Salt pepper and a sandwich oil blend
Toasted in oven
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>>7112177
hey man, happy birthday!
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>>7109137
>stoner
aaaaaaaaaaaand dropped
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>>7112210
Kill me please
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Gotta love family
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>>7112177
Would eat.
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Saw this lol
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>>7103482
>Surprised this didn't trigger the usually inevitable shitfest
10/10 thread.
Feels good.
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>>7108655
Hey there little buddy!
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>>7113653
why didnt you tip it
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>>7111828
Fazolis still isn't a thing
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>>7114142
I only tip things attached to breasts
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>>7113753
lol
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>>7114145
but FAZOLIS!!!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!!!?!?!
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>>7115343
Keep your "gets" bullshit in >>>/b/
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>>7114145
"That's how you know it's real; people will try to tell you it isn't"
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>>7115407
>-Ernest Hemingway
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>>7114145
Wa la was a meme, before Fazolis was a meme. Fazolis meme didn't invent "wa la".
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>>7115416
No shit. The Wa La thread was a great thread last year. Fazolis is some garbage forced by children to have gets threads
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wow guys please dont argue about fazolis on my blog k thx
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>>7115421
its evolved. fazolis implies a wa la. its legit

>I'll allow it
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>>7115437
>using greentext for your own statement
N E W
E
W
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>>7115444
Now that's a nice fazolis, brother
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>>7115444
I'll allow it is a meme, friend
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>>7115493
A forced one
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>>7115503
But allowed
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>>7115517

>I'll allow it
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>>7115437
>>7115444
>>7115446
>>7115446
>>7115493
>>7115503
>>7115517
>>7115545
you guys are taking up very valuable post space with this crap
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OP here, I'm pondering what to do on this nice day off, any suggestions? Ill be getting drunk and either cooking or treating myself to something good or both pls respond you are my only friends
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>>7115553
close but no fazolis
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>>7115606
i looked up the only fazolis in htown but its a bit too far for the level of drunk im aiming for today

on the real this shit right here....i want to make a drunkards root beer float with this shit getting me hammered son
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>>7115594
Do some nice cooking.
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what a good thread
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got this
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>>7116195
like 20+ years old
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>>7116203
What are you gonna do with it?
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>>7116290
waffles and maybe like a sandwich, maybe an electrical fire

battered deep fried caramel peanut apple
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Went to sanic
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And I swear to god this black guy is wearing a spur
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>>7116449
/fa/ as fuck desu
>>
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>>7116454
>You will never drink good beer and cook with op

I am sad. I'll have a double shot of spiced rum in your honor though.
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>>7116475
lol never say never buddy

gonna go grocery shopping, pick up a bit of whisky or maybe sailor jerrys now that you mention it. then gonna stop by a friends place cuz he says he got some super dank he needs me to smoke and drink some stuff

then gonna do wheelies all the way home and cook

>the weed will be dirty mexican stuff

will report back
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>>7116511
You don't live in PA, friend.

Also I lied. I did two double shots.
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>>7116511
I can't wait, anon. You seem to be a good guy. I'd honestly like to take a beer with you, man. Hang on, man !
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Why do you make dinner at five in the morning?
>>
By far my most favorite thread on /ck/ of all time.
It has all the feelings.
shots4uOP
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>>7116635
in the words of my normie friend im a "weirdo vampire person", im just kinda fucked tho with a weird work schedule tho maybe


thanks for all the kind words yall didnt expect all that
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gon finish my beer and head out

>this kitty is Patti Mayonnaise for any of my fellow geezers
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>>7116511
Nice semen cake dude.
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Above poster you is hilarious
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>>7116792
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>>7101666
I am so fucking jealous your city has a donut truck
nice trips btw
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>>7116704
but what do you do for work, and what time do you go to bed and wake up?
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>>7116920
That's actually in Austin but that's probably for the better because I'd have beetus

>>7116922
Let's just say I get off at like 11pm unless I want more money then I stay as late as 6am. And it's laborious
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>>7108641
What did you brine your pepper's in?
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Guess what
>>
hey OP can I come over and play with your kittens
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>>7100990
>yup, thats around 1960 and walters rd
Ayy, Aggie grad here.

I live on West.

Fuck 290.
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>>7109802
Holy shit Mambo fried rice.
Just shovel that shit in my mouth.
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Good dirt weed
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>>7117296
better than no weed
>>
>>7101666
I'm honestly surprised that there's this many people in Houston/GHA on /ck/. Cool.
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>>7117002
a simple recipe off the internet, 1 part white vinegar, 2 parts water, a splash of apple cider vinegar and some sea salt, boil and pour over the peppers and some garlic

>>7117038
stranger danger

>>7117058
my mom lives out there and yes fuck 290 shit is dicked boys

>>7117162
yes mambos4lyfe, there oysters haven't made me sick yet either

>>7117306
wasnt really complaining, smokin for free is always neato

>>7117420
maybe someday we have a meet up at a brewery or something
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anyways got a bit shitty lastnight, did wheelies all the way home in the rain and passed out

might have a breakfast cocktail in a bit cuz saturday and make a chicken fried steak(whick ive never done before)

UPDATE PIC RELATED
walked outside and heard screaming!
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>>7118052
so my apt has cat traps hidden all over the complex which they dont even check, heard screaming and it was a cute af baby coon soaking wet, cold as hell screaming for mama
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>>7118062
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>>7118067
just a reminder, while the vegans and other vegheads are at home tucked away in there beds dreaming of cabbages and playing wii tennis, the terrible carnivorous meat eaters are out in the treacherous elements liberating cute baby coons

athiests 1
christians 0
>>
>>7118052
sweet trash panda
>>
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clean up time
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>>7118075
Your shitposting powers are almost Australian tier.
>>
>>7117035
Randall's on 1960 is so shit fa.m
>>
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>>7118842
they have good quality meat and produce, they stay open till 1am errnight and they are closer than HEB \

Id always rather hit HEB but I have reasons... plus the manager specials on meat are decent as fuck if youre gonna cook it within a day or 2
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>>7108595
Is that a fingerboard screwdriver?
>>
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>>7118929
its from a vape thing for non nicotine purposes
>>
Been monitoring this thread for a week, thanks for the entertainment OP
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>>7119177
thanks, I don't always attention whore, but when i do, /ck/ is my victim

so things are about to happen, a few buddies coming by

I might make a new thread since this one is hitting bump limit in a bit, if anyone opposes that let me know and I will probably ignore you and do it anyways desu senpai

>the dry rub
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to be continued...
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>>7119400
dont pull a rick and morty on us OP
>>
Wow, this thread was corny as fuck.
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>>7120817
Thanks that means a lot to me
>>
>>7121436
>Freddys

my nigga
>>
>>7118062
:(
>>
>>7108641
If this ends in doubles you have to drink that jar.
>>
>>7118723
CLEAR YOUR MICROWAVE YOU MONG
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>>7125011
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>>7125011
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>>7125011
>>
im just imagining a drunk man slowly stepping closer to his microwave taking pictures with each step
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>>7125011
>>7125100
>>7125113
>>7125130

>being this OCD that other people's lifestyles affect you
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>>7125171
that happened
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>>7125197
what did you eat tonight?
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>>7125270
my work is fucked up right now, only had Mcdicks sausage buiscuts and beer yesterday

trying to decide what Im about to go eat, might do mambos again, i will cook when I get off work tonight

frito pie unrelated
>>
>>7089233
Hey if you're some disgusting ass neckbeard living anywhere relatively close to Austin, I'd love to meet you, because you either put a disgusting level of effort into this thread or you are truly an evolved former /b/tard and I'd have a beer with you.
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>>7125329
Im in houston, i have a beard and I hope Im not disgusting. Honestly this thread has not taken much effort, took a few more pics than I usually would. I wouldn't be against having beers with some co/ck/s but I really dont feel like having my face all over 4chan and becoming the next sad dancing fat guy meme. if it were to happen tho I would def whore my dignity out on kickstarter
>>
lol so was outside with patti mayonaise and she was fucking with a stink bug and to sprayed stink stuff in he mouth and she went ape shit and threw up everywhere, very sad and funny

sorry no pic of it but here is a kitty eating some quesadilla at taco cabana
>>
Damn dude that's a lot of stray animals
This is my cat, Tom
Also, when are you making a new thread? I'd likely contribute as I enjoy drinking and cooking and picture taking
>>
>>7126078
fucking this you're at page 10 and bump limit make another thread I'll contribute aswell
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