Well it will be hard to not fulfill your request, my drunk ass bought this retarded overpriced organic 1/2 inch thick chuck steak out of fucking no where last night.
Just killed this bottle and I'm gonna see what I can do.
I also ended up eating one of these ghost peppers whole last night and puked it up through my nose 20 minutes later, was one of those nights. Dis mug blog btw
>dat dirty counter
>room temp butter sitting uncovered for a week
>Walmart steak knife to cut veg
>tub of candy corn
This isn't even my final form
I like to use my grill on my balcony at 5am to keep my ethnic neighbors alert and on their toes
Keep posting OP
A true 16oz glass I am impressed
>glass is stolen
Your tatties are gonna take forever like that, they're not even part-boiled. Why are you not boiling them or using any kind of oil? Not a seasoning in sight. Steak looks ok though thus far.
This is real time btw, be patient bro I'm pretty drunk
Dude is a new beer in like every pic lol
Yeah so really planned on finishing this but a few of you were dead on it like an old shoe, gonna throw this in the parking lot for the gaggle of stay kitties we got
Rinsed it off first, thanks for watching fellers
>only feel down one time in this thread
This is as good if not better than Sweet Ramen Sundae.
I do hope this is being saved for posterity.
OP here, gon get shitty and maybe cook some shit later if anyones still interested
not sure yet, gonna hit the store and play it by ear, need olive oil and meat and stuff
are you gonna spit up you frappacino if i tell you i bought them pre cut this time?
my pubes are bleached blonde dont look at me desu
same but instead of vodka imm have like 3 beers
naw bro im over by gunspoint(greenspoint)
yeah once you seen 1 ghetto apt complex you seen em all around here
alright im a few beers away from the grocery store, any suggestions? Im willing to try something new but minimal cheese
I don't really give a shit if yall watching
Here's my haul
This is what I ride when I ride usually these days. U a /n/ig/n/og?
Yeah i used to be pretty active there, not so much now.
isnt as thick as it should be but it was a deal and the marbling seemed decent
like an inch thick
fresh ground black people
crushed red pepper
i dont have to listen to you you arent my real father
probably just more brussel sprouts sorry to dissapoint, steak is 1.3 lbs, I have potatoes and stuff but eh
but at the moment I am about to make some pickled peppers to use these ghost peppers up
gettin there trust me, also smoking things
my mouth is on fire
gonna drink more beers and things
steak will start soon
so my neighbor walked by right after this pic with flash, kind of funny look on his face lol
Not gonna lie OP, you seem like a pretty cool guy. Would chill and pound beers with you. That camping stove could take a minute to cook with though. As much as I love them cooking a decent sized steak with a little pocket rocket-esque stove could take a bit. Crack a few more beers and enjoy it.
Also, what kinda music you into OP?
You fucked up OP.
You're sleeping in the Challenger tonight!
Good luck seriously.
It's the same balcony as in the pictures. And OP was fuckin' up with gas and kitties while being highly intoxicated.
Jesus fuck. Last night, before that pic was posted, I was gonna make a joke comparing drinking and cooking to drinking and driving but couldn't find a way to word it without coming across as an arsehole. Now OP is RIP and I could have warned him. :(
Tonight I'll burn a steak in his honour.
party pooper reporting in
same building as in that picture
OP here, sorry I thought it was funny, I'm ok just grubbed and passed out last night and been working all day, I'll update thread when I get home
you take that shit back right now, I will start cutting off kitty toes one by one on the hour until you apologize. if you think Im kidding try me
please kindly fuck off with this /b/ psuedo edgy shit
would have really liked a better sear but such is life
I make a little noise but this ain't the hilton, they'll live
I stole it out of hate for the new owners of a near by bar, they jacked the prices like double and didn't mention it till we were cashing out.
Most of my glasses are from brewery tours and then there's my glorious 32oz solo cup
youre right, i was keeping it on low it was 35f outside and I was off gauging the heat, shoulda woulda coulda ya heard
sad story of this dog btw, huge st bernard was kept its entire life living under a deck in a trailer park behind my friends property, my friend finds it wandering in his orchard one day, feeds it and gives it some love, dog acts happier than i expect its ever been for the few days he had it. They planned on keeping it, his house is a sanctuary for any animal lucky enough to make it there. The owner comes by asking about it acting concerned cuz it gets scared by storms and got out, they arent pieces of shit so they gave it to him. less than a week later its dead in the road hit by a car:( we all regret not putting up a fight for it because as shown it was obviously malnourished.
its screwed to the support beam on the fence, it looked good at first but the weather was not kind to the support beam
aw hell op drinking hipster beer
i meant board, wtf is hapening
>sauce on bike
im gonna chug a whole bottle of cheap gin wish me luck
gonna try one of these ghost pepper pickled jalepenos i made
holy shit that is dicked boys, I have no clue what Imma do with these they are retardo hot but tasty too
Fucking seriously ?
Sound like "Wallah" and not "Voilà".
>By Allah (Arabic: Wallah, والله) is an Arabic expression meaning "[I promise] by God" used to make a promise or express great credibility on an expression.
herp yes I worship cows detective
imma drink more beer and wreck bitches in tetris then i may cook something
fyi i have a weird job/sleep schedule so I dont just wait to get drunk in the mornings and cook at night lol
i need friends like you, all my friends are normies
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks ****ing pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook **** that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking ***got.
Would have went to olive garden if I wanted frozen pasta
>I love olive garden
Happy thanksgiving, had a nice breakfast sandwich, it's also my birthday and I'm not in a good mood about this
Various spicy Italian meats
Pickled habenaros that I grew
Salt pepper and a sandwich oil blend
Toasted in oven
I only tip things attached to breasts
wow guys please dont argue about fazolis on my blog k thx
>using greentext for your own statement
N E W
OP here, I'm pondering what to do on this nice day off, any suggestions? Ill be getting drunk and either cooking or treating myself to something good or both pls respond you are my only friends
i looked up the only fazolis in htown but its a bit too far for the level of drunk im aiming for today
on the real this shit right here....i want to make a drunkards root beer float with this shit getting me hammered son
waffles and maybe like a sandwich, maybe an electrical fire
battered deep fried caramel peanut apple
And I swear to god this black guy is wearing a spur
lol never say never buddy
gonna go grocery shopping, pick up a bit of whisky or maybe sailor jerrys now that you mention it. then gonna stop by a friends place cuz he says he got some super dank he needs me to smoke and drink some stuff
then gonna do wheelies all the way home and cook
>the weed will be dirty mexican stuff
will report back
I can't wait, anon. You seem to be a good guy. I'd honestly like to take a beer with you, man. Hang on, man !
in the words of my normie friend im a "weirdo vampire person", im just kinda fucked tho with a weird work schedule tho maybe
thanks for all the kind words yall didnt expect all that
gon finish my beer and head out
>this kitty is Patti Mayonnaise for any of my fellow geezers
a simple recipe off the internet, 1 part white vinegar, 2 parts water, a splash of apple cider vinegar and some sea salt, boil and pour over the peppers and some garlic
my mom lives out there and yes fuck 290 shit is dicked boys
yes mambos4lyfe, there oysters haven't made me sick yet either
wasnt really complaining, smokin for free is always neato
maybe someday we have a meet up at a brewery or something
anyways got a bit shitty lastnight, did wheelies all the way home in the rain and passed out
might have a breakfast cocktail in a bit cuz saturday and make a chicken fried steak(whick ive never done before)
UPDATE PIC RELATED
walked outside and heard screaming!
so my apt has cat traps hidden all over the complex which they dont even check, heard screaming and it was a cute af baby coon soaking wet, cold as hell screaming for mama
just a reminder, while the vegans and other vegheads are at home tucked away in there beds dreaming of cabbages and playing wii tennis, the terrible carnivorous meat eaters are out in the treacherous elements liberating cute baby coons
they have good quality meat and produce, they stay open till 1am errnight and they are closer than HEB \
Id always rather hit HEB but I have reasons... plus the manager specials on meat are decent as fuck if youre gonna cook it within a day or 2
its from a vape thing for non nicotine purposes
thanks, I don't always attention whore, but when i do, /ck/ is my victim
so things are about to happen, a few buddies coming by
I might make a new thread since this one is hitting bump limit in a bit, if anyone opposes that let me know and I will probably ignore you and do it anyways desu senpai
>the dry rub
my work is fucked up right now, only had Mcdicks sausage buiscuts and beer yesterday
trying to decide what Im about to go eat, might do mambos again, i will cook when I get off work tonight
frito pie unrelated
Hey if you're some disgusting ass neckbeard living anywhere relatively close to Austin, I'd love to meet you, because you either put a disgusting level of effort into this thread or you are truly an evolved former /b/tard and I'd have a beer with you.
Im in houston, i have a beard and I hope Im not disgusting. Honestly this thread has not taken much effort, took a few more pics than I usually would. I wouldn't be against having beers with some co/ck/s but I really dont feel like having my face all over 4chan and becoming the next sad dancing fat guy meme. if it were to happen tho I would def whore my dignity out on kickstarter
lol so was outside with patti mayonaise and she was fucking with a stink bug and to sprayed stink stuff in he mouth and she went ape shit and threw up everywhere, very sad and funny
sorry no pic of it but here is a kitty eating some quesadilla at taco cabana
Damn dude that's a lot of stray animals
This is my cat, Tom
Also, when are you making a new thread? I'd likely contribute as I enjoy drinking and cooking and picture taking