I thought those were pretty good. If you want something to barf on, then try chocolate skettles. Yeah, it "taste" like chocolate but the consistency is anything but. Imagine your typical skittle chewiness and apply this with this version. Yeah, it just doesn't mix well.
I think the problem stem with how when we think of chocolate, you don't expect them to be extremely chewy and without the melting consistency. Its hard to explain it but your tongue knows it better than your brain and eye. Also, it got a horrible aftertaste.
Tootsie rolls, and these things. Apparently they're called peanut butter kisses. I can't even describe the taste, but they definitely don't taste like peanut butter.
Tootsie roll melt in your mouth. The different with tootsie rolls and chocolate skittle is the consistency inside the chocolate skittle is not even "chocolate" melting or chocolate soft. It's that semi solid skittle gel that just doesn't feel like chocolate. It's hard to explain it and the tongue does a better way to distinguish it.
A lot of people think they're dry and chalky. I guess they're something you needed to have grown up with to appreciate that. If you go to MIT, you walk right by their factory all the time.
I know what you're talking about.
I had ice cream Skittles a few years ago and the chocolate ones tasted like shit. It's the same innards as fruit Skittles just using chocolate flavoring and contains no cocoa or cocoa butters/solids at all.
This stuff.. tastes like vomit. I don't know how Americans can eat it.
I don't care how "unrefined" you claim my taste-buds to be this shit is gross.
These fuckers are objectively the worst candy ever conceived. They taste like how an old lady smells.
Fuck these and any variation of them
>They taste like how an old lady smells
Old ladies wear the perfumes they liked when they were young ladies, and many of these ladies were young back when soliflore toilet waters were still fashionable.
I like violet candy.
>mom's favorite candy
>blue ones taste like ajax, white is like mr clean
Not what you posted.
Any """""""""candy""""""""" with THIS fucking flavor.
Candy corn is weird for me. The first 3 or 4 are legitimately good. #5 is iffy. By the time you hit #6 you wonder why you ate the first 5. By #7 it tastes like shit.
Its the same every time. Its such a bad candy, but it takes a few pieces to get there.
>boss brings in a container with some leftover candy corn at work
>everyone eats their four or five pieces and we're done with them
>boss buys three more bags on clearance and dumps them into the container because they think we want more
There is a form of psychological torture used by drug cartels in Mexico to condition child soldiers to a life of brutality and suffering.
The child is abducted on their birthday. They are blindfolded and turned round and round to disorient them before leading them to the scene of the crime. Still blindfolded, they are handed a baseball bat and instructed to mercilessly beat an unseen human effigy hung from a tree by the neck until it is broken and torn to pieces.
Then the blindfold is lifted and they are forced to look upon the carnage they have wrought. The man lies twisted and broken, his entrails symbolically strewn across the ground in the form of candy.
Only it is not candy. The children are forced to eat the symbolic entrails of the victim; dried cat turds dipped in vinegar and rolled in chili powder, washed down with packets of salt soaked in lime juice.
This horrific practice must end, and it must end now. A generation of young Mexican children hangs in the balance.
Only we can break the cycle of violence.
I still don't understand this vomit meme. Like, it's low quality as fuck, but everyone just seems to be convincing themselves that it tastes like vomit in a memetic fashion when it tastes nothing like that.
>Chocolate Skittles: Like Being Mouth Raped by Candy- by Michael Swaim
>...you had my trust, Skittles. Youre one of the respectable candies; one of the good old boys. Since time out of mind, youve been there, right alongside M&Ms and Snickers, reliable as a Toyota pickup hauling a load of delicious fruit that hurts to chew.
I purchased two packs last year because it's my waifu snacks on it and I wanted to try some, still have the boxes laying around someplace, I tried it about 5 times and just can't down it as much as I try.
Why do people even like these? it's like schoolyard chalk and there is even a licorice flavor. Is this from a time when candy was just being invented, like before these things there were just bugs and cough drops?
It literally does smell like vomit though, at least to me and loads of others it does.
Just do a search for 'Hershey's Vomit' and you'll see thousands of results, are you telling me all those people and myself are wrong?
Have you ever thought that maybe you've just grown accustomed to it?
This shit. It's so fucking chewy you can't even swallow it. I don't know how people eat it.
>tfw you love the fuck out of cinnamon and "spicy" flavors
>absolutely adore these
I only understand dove chocolate.. it's the only type I can enjoy other than some candy bars, but peanut allergies ruin most of those.
Also Hershey's smells like when someone doesn't clean their ears for a while.. like it's really gross.
Americans who grow up on it get used to the taste - calling it 'vomit' flavoured is a common expression heard from Europeans because it does taste like vomit to us for this reason >>7086780. We don't use it in our superior chocolate production methods and americans usually compliment our chocolate as being far supreme once they taste it.
Butyric acid is found in milk and it's taste is made more pronounced by the fermentation process used by Hersheys on their milk. It's a pretty common taste in both cheese and butter and is used as a food additive. Europeans are just being snobbish about it.
>REAL BELGIAN MILK CHOCOLATE
Ainsley has his own brand? Man that's fucking cool. You probably can only get those in bongland?
This picture instinctively makes me want to spit it out even though I'm not eating it, and I don't even spit out food if it's gross...
Yes. I love mint, like, it's one of my favorite flavors, but I only like peppermint as an after-dinner thing, or if there is a bowl of them at a reception desk and I take one. And the commercials are so tantalizing. You're absolutely right. But to me, eating a peppermint patty is like drinking from a bottle of ketchup. I like it as a flavor than a main thing.
>I bought this for 3 dollars
It was the worst 3 dollars I ever spent.
Hersheys chocolate is atrocious. Americlaps producing low quality shite as always
lol it's all national preference. I've tried multiple brands from many different countries, and most of them were gross or meh. Not that I like eating chocolate all by itself anyway. Either way, a lot of countries are going to not like certain brands from other countries.