> "Hurr durr, better fold this slice so I don't

>>7075441
>sandwiches don't have flavor
b8

>>7075441
>hurr durr bettr troll /ck/ cause i aint got shit better to do with my Saturday night

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>current year
>not eating pizza topping-side down

>>7075446

sandwiches also don't taste like cheap crackers on the outside, and tend to have substantial enough filling to reach your mouth regardless

seriously though, if you're going to be that guy, why not just fold your pizza in the other direction? would taste way better.

>>7075441
>Fold it the other way
>FLAVORTOWN

>>7075473
Where the fuck are you eating pizza that the crust tastes like a cracker. Don't go there if you hate it. Plenty of places don't do this.

And people don't fold it the other way because it would fall apart, be harder to hold, and likely get their hands messy, you fucking nincompoop.

>>7075478
>Where the fuck are you eating pizza that the crust tastes like a cracker. Don't go there if you hate it. Plenty of places don't do this.

lel, you've obviously never had good NY pizza, pleb

>>7075473
Or, you know, chew the pizza so you do taste the rest.

>>7075480
>good new york pizza tastes like crackers
I'm so confused, is this what you're saying?

>>7075473
>pizza is just a vehicle for the toppings

You are such a fucking pleb

>>7075441

You're a huge faggot. Probably think that Chicago deep dish is pizza too.

>>7075492

But anon, it's the best kind of pizza.

Wait, what? Do you insert the pizza slice into your mouth upside down or something?

>>7075441
that looks good as hell

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>>7075441
You're supposed to chew food you silly billy.

>>7075539
Yes

>eating for taste

>>7075441
Do you just choke food down whole like a snake?

It's food, not dick, you're allowed to chew.

>>7075441
But this way is better to avoid making a mess.
It's probably a lot better than how I eat pizza when I'm alone or with my family.
>peel off all peelings
>eat the crust
>have delicious mixture of cheese, pepperoni, mushroom, green pepper, what ever the fuck else you got on it, to eat in its raw natural beauty

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>>7075456
Underrated post purely for the picture, the content of the message is fucking madness

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Who the fuck even cares about Arby's

>>7075441
You still chew it all up either way, or do you just swallow it whole like a snake?

>>7075441
Unless you eat your slice upside down you won't get any flavor either.

But that's why delivery comes with the little 'pizza tables' in the middle. You can safely invert the box, open the 'bottom,' and Wa-La! You have your invert pizza and can pull your slice off without the annoyance of those pesky box walls.

>>7075441
If the crust of your pizza has no flavor. You're eating the wrong pizza.

>eating pizza with your hands

filthy pigs use a fork

>>7075456
>not eating it vertically
http://youtu.be/kYgDiuRzhP8

>>7075441
>like new yahk pizza actually has any flavor

>>7075482
>>good new york pizza tastes like crackers

>good
>new york pizza

Pick one.

TOASTING IN EPIC BREAD XD

>>7077250
>that photo

>>7077298
>>7077294
go home fat chicago slobs

>>7077403
>everyone who hates new york pizza must be from chicago
keked

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>>7075456
>not eating it like our füher

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This thread made me realise I have been eating pizza wrong my whole life.
I usually cut the crust off, then cut it in half. Then push the pieces of crust into the pizza as 'handles' to guide it into my mouth.
Does nobody else do this? I always assumed holding it by the crust was just a Hollywood thing. I never eat thin crust pizza because I can't get the crust handles into the pizza.

>>7077480
I like your illustration and the dedication to showing how you eat your pizza.

>>7077480
God I fucking wish this was real.

>>7075441

This technique is called the "New York fold", and exists for two reasons.

First, it's to consolidate and drain the grease that pools out of the Sysco foods mozzarella "cheese" and "meat product" used to make the majority of "authentic New Yawk pies". While some would simply blot all that nasty grease off the top of the pizza with a napkin, "authentic New Yawkers" just fold and dump the grease on the floor, sidewalk, or the street.

Second, it's to mask the presence of anything that might make the purchaser not want to eat the slice of "authentic New Yawk pie" they paid $8.00 for in the first place. When you wait in line with smelly immigrants, and might be robbed at any minute, it's emotionally overwhelming when you realize that your slice of "authentic New Yawk pie" has a big rat turd on it, or a cockroach, or a cigarette butt or some shit, so they just fold that fucker in half, and chow it down.

What they don't see can't hurt them, right?

>>7075441
>I don't chew my food

>live in flyover state
>friend folds his pizza like a manhattan lawyer in a hurry to get back to his office

>>7077480
this is going STRAIGHT to /r/4chan

>>7077971
Fuck off to reddit and don't come back you faggot

>>7078141
Hello reddit!

>>7077892
>like a manhattan lawyer in a hurry to get back to his office
>like a Jew in a hurry to get back to the destruction of Western civilization

Shit, I love folding my pizza.

Delicious,

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>>7075492
Eat shit

>>7077250
But anon, they have THE MEATS. Arby's is shit.

Do you not chew your fucking food?

>>7078398
thank you spooky ougi

>>7077971
crust handles are an old ledditor meme.

>>7077480
So, wait. You're so tacticool even your pizza has a vertical front penis?

>>7078381
Yeah that's what he said Anon.

>>7077532
>slice of "authentic New Yawk pie" they paid $8.00
New York may be an expensive city but they still have $1/slice pizza places.

>>7075449
I lol'd

thanks Anon it's been a while since I got a good laugh out of here

>not putting two slices atop each other like an actual pizza sandwhich

>fold pizza
>flavor disappears

>>7078734
Those $1 places are awful for the city. They are putting the mid-tier places out of business and NY is quickly becoming a place where you have to pay a ridiculously high premium for even decent pizza or you're forced to eat that cracker, ketchup, cheese product slop

>>7075474
underated post

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>>7077480
all you fu/ck/ers are hilarious tonight

>>7077244
>that image
I'm having the same reaction as those tigers right about now.

The best way to eat pizza is to get thin crust and the scrape off all the toppings and eat them by hand

>not rolling the whole pizza into a tube

plebs

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I prefer to simply teleport into the pizza dimension.

>>7077429
ive lost some respect

you gotta put the crust on top of the pizza and fold

>>7075441
I put some fries on a pizza slice and then roll it up.

>>7089999

>>7079999

>>7079789
I'VE BEEN SUCKED INTO THE PIZZA REALM

>>7075441
>what is chewing your food